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GAAAAAAAAAAAH I LOVE HIM SO MUCH anyway you guys should uhhh give me Starkid doodle ideas because art block is not hype

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Sensory stims for a fucked-up and evil menace:

- enjoying a delicious granny smith apple (sharp flavour + nutritious + you can fidget with it and throw it around for extra enjoyment!)

- eccentric fashion choices (pick one tolerable texture to wear forever! collect cool and funky little pin badges!)

Sensory stims for a good and honourable hero:

- smoking 1 million cigarettes

- gun

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Lautski study session

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Story from another world

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hate that i can't hang out in silence w online friends. sometimes when i'm not replying it's not in a "this conversation is over" way or in a "i'm too busy to reply" way. but in a "on all levels except physical my head is on your lap while we both silently scroll on our phones" way

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Late nights together

(Art comms are open, dm if interested/have questions)

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Giving my two cents on the Jon matteson hatchetfield universe

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Came to me in a dream

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" ― but I call it the 'Cunny Festival'."

Joey Richter as Ted Spankoffski

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Quick, find him the closest meteor-

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Welcome to Hatchetfield.

Take a look at Solomon Lauter's latest attempt to increase tourism to Hatchetfield - an illustrated tourist guide! Too bad someone - his daughter, maybe, or one of those other teen rascals - got a hold of the first copy and marked it up for their own use. And... why are some of the buildings on the map... glowing? City Hall can't afford re-printing any of this...

Welcome to Hatchetfield, the setting for Team StarKid's Hatchetfield musicals series, including The Guy Who Didn't Like Musicals, Black Friday, Nerdy Prudes Must Die, Workin' Boys, and the Nightmare Time series.

This fan-created map includes all canonical locations - some are featured locations labeled in the map key section, while others were lovingly added on the map in handwriting, as if written by your favorite character.

Available for purchase here.

Made with Inkarnate and licensed for sale using the commercial license!

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ive got links to my Starkid Etsy merch and commission stuff for anyone interested in either! on my etsy shop I've got keychains, stickers, mini art prints, and i write starkid character letters, both F/O and penpal!

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Ralsei, my favorite sorcerer boy

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I seriously may be the only one who headcanons that Mr. Davidson is fully in the know what's happening at CCRP, and he was hired to be a fake boss at the tech department to keep an eye on them as the tech department is being used as lab rats

Like every now and then, some people higher on the ladder come to have "meetings" with Mr. Davidson, but in reality they discuss new tests/projects they wanna do, and wanna know which tech department employee would best suit it

I headcanon that every boss at every department is like a babysitter more than a boss

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my sillies

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Imagining what his romance route would be in a Hatchetfield dating sim 🐐

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i love the spankoffski brothers equally but in different ways. See, i want to throw ted into the washing machine and watch him explode and i would like to put pete in my pocket and tuck him in all warm and cozy with his hot chocolate :3