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jane: would u still love me if i was a car

tom: what

jane: 🚗

tom: holy shit

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sexual attraction? you mean the thing that killed romeo and juliet?

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we are the daughters of the parents who had sex and got pregnant

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@lucindria had a thought™ so I had to make a quick edit

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Happy Halloween Beans 👻🧡🖤

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no thoughts today, only ✨️memes✨️ (3/3)

...alrighty thats all of em!!! this has been the magic of adhd hyperfocus! my brain is fried now

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@lucindria had a thought™ so I had to make a quick edit

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Ok but the Beanie's scene in NPMD is so fucking funny. Like "If I Loved You" is all good fun, but zoom out into the full context of the scene and it's SO funny. Picture it- You're Emma Perkins, and this dude who comes in basically every day has finally found an excuse to give you his number. It's clunky, but it's cute, and the guy seems nice enough, so you start chatting and then this fucking kid yells at the top of his lungs at you about his hot chocolate. Asshole takes it and nervously thanks you, then he sits down with who you're pretty sure is the mayor's kid? Whatever, none of your business, so you turn back to Paul and try to have a conversation but you can't focus because these fucking teenagers won't shut up this is not a very big shop they know they are very audible right??? Cut back over to the teens in question and they are INSISTING, VERY LOUDLY, that they DO NOT like each other and in fact they're NOT even real friends and the other one should GO AWAY! But also every time they start trying to intimidate or prove a point they immediately have to turn around in the middle of the argument because they're beet fucking red, and the girl is literally fanning herself and the dude is doing a double take at the wall every time they make eye contact But NO!!! THEY DON'T!! THEY DON'T LIKE EACH OTHER EVEN A LITTLE BIT!!!

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Hatchetfield Textposts (part Three!) [Part One!] [Part Two!]

[TGWDLM incorrect quotes part 1] [NPMD incorrect quotes part 1]

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no thoughts today, only ✨️memes✨️ (1/3)

Bailey's stripper jacket my beloved

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Olympic gold

Inspired by @lovelautski

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lmao okay so I was clicking through my tgwdlm screenshots for another Paul to draw and I saw something familiar so then this happened:

so this exists now, do with it as you will 🙏

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the tgwdlm soundtrack: a visual summary

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Am I the only one who found it interesting that Emma was taught "Cup of Roasted Coffee"?

She was TAUGHT.

Why didn't Pokey assimilate her into the Hive, too? He got Nora and Zoey just fine, so why didn't he get Emma? Did he try to assimilate her and fail?

You know what I want? I want to see Pokey spending the morning trying his HARDEST to get Emma to drink something (obviously infused with blue shit) so he can have a fully choreographed number ready for when Paul comes in for his morning coffee and her casually and obliviously refusing because everything at Beanie's is shit, until he eventually gives up and is like, "You know what, Emma? Fuck you. You're gonna learn this fucking tip song whether you like it or not" and spends the rest of the morning teaching it to her.

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there are only two genders btw. people who are alive and people who are fucking dead