#incorrect npmd quotes

[hatchetta]

[marce-mallow]

Richie: You’ve heard of ‘be gay do crimes’, now get ready for ‘be trans throw hands’

Pete: Be queer instill fear

Ruth: Be bi go for the eye

Steph: Be ace punch face

[lilacthebooklover]

NPMD Incorrect Quotes

Grace: And then they ran into my knife. They ran into my knife ten times. Steph: You mean you stabbed them? Grace: They ran into my knife.

Ruth: Are pigeons drones? Richie: What? No, I'm trying to sleep. Ruth: Think about it. How come you've never seen a baby pigeon? And why do you never actually see a pigeon nest? Because they're DRONES! Richie: *Crying* Please let me sleep...

Steph: Ow! Pete: What’s wrong? Steph: I have this weird pain right above my eyebrow. Pete: It’s called a stress headache. I got my first one when I was four.

Richie: I have a question. Pete: Shoot. Richie: Is the S or C in scent silent? Pete: I’m going to be thinking about this all day. Steph: Okay well, cent is pronounced the same way as scent so I’m gonna say the S is silent. Richie: Okay, but sent is also spelled the same way. Pete: Google says that the C was added in the late seventeenth century, so I guess the S is silent. Ruth: Plot twist, both the S and the C are silent and the E actually makes the sss sound. Pete: Ruth is not allowed to talk anymore.

Max: You know, there’s only one person in this world who can tell you what you are. Richie: Me? Max: No. Max: Me.

Ruth: I desire moisture. Pete: Please just say "I want water" like a normal person.

Steph: You know, when I first met you, I really didn’t like you. Grace, after a moment: …I thought there was going to be another half to that sentence? Steph: Nope!

Ruth: I'm an empath. When I'm around hot gay people, I start having gay thoughts.

Grace: Don’t worry, I know exactly what I’m doing. Everything is going to be fine! Pete: How can you still say that? Grace: Because sometimes, when things get tough, denial is all we have.

Steph: Pete, I got suspended from school… Pete: WHAT?!?! What did you do? Steph: My teacher pointed at me with a ruler, and he said “there is an idiot at the end of this ruler”. Pete: And…? Steph: I asked which end… Pete, unable to contain his laughter: Okay, you just made my day.

Kyle: Can I have some water? Max: *starts chugging his water bottle* Max: *chokes from drinking too fast* Max: *spills water all over himself* Max, coughing: I don't have any water.

Richie: A mosquito tried to bite me and I slapped it and killed it. Richie: And I started thinking. Richie: Like, it was just trying to get food. Richie: What if I went to the fridge and it just slammed the door shut and snapped my neck? Ruth: Are you ok?

Pete: Where’s Grace? Steph: Doing stuff. Pete: I don’t like the sound of that. Where’s Richie? Steph: Trying to stop Grace from doing the stuff. Pete: And Max? Steph: Trying to stop Richie from stopping Grace from doing the stuff. Pete: I see. And what are you doing here, Steph? Steph: I’m supposed to stop you from stopping Max from stopping Richie from stopping Grace from doing the stuff.

Ruth: Help! I’m drowning! Pete: Calm down. We’re only in six feet of water! Ruth: NOT ALL OF US ARE TALL!

Grace: Woah dude, premarital handholding? That’s just not cool or groovy.

Max on Monday: *glues a dime to the sidewalk* Heh heh heh. Max on Wednesday: *walking down the street* Ooh hey! A dime!

*Everyone is playing a board game together* Grace: I will put 'A' down to make 'A'. Richie: I will add onto your 'A' to make 'AT'. Steph: I will add onto your 'AT' to make 'RAT'. Pete: I will add onto your 'RAT' to make 'BIOSTRATAGRAPHIC'. Ruth: *flips the board*

Max: When Grace was born, the gods said, "She's too perfect for this world." Steph: Please. When she was born, the devil said, "Oh, competition."

Ruth: I wouldn’t put it in those words exactly. Pete: Why not? Ruth: Because I don't know what they mean.

Mayor Lauter: Well Stephanie, I have to say, I'm really disappointed. Steph: Well, you didn't HAVE to say it. You could've just thought it.

Max: I’m proud to say I’ve come over my fear of ghosts! Jason: Eyy, that’s the spirit! Max: *gasps* whErE???!!!??

Ruth: Make no mistake. Not only am I party rocking, but I am also in the house tonight. Richie: But are you shuffling? Ruth: Every day. Grace: What language are you two speaking??

[incorrect-sk-universe]

Ruth: I'd say I've got a pretty good handle on my life by now

Steph: Dude, you burst into tears like three times a day

Ruth: It used to be four

[im-not-a-l0ser]

Ruth: That shirt looks great, Richie. Richie: ... Right. Ruth: But I bet it would look even better on Max's floor. Max: Are you hitting on Richie... for me?

[leeleezee]

Ruth: Nobody bothered me? No feet pics?

Steph: Live, laugh, stress

Richie: I’m a Nome!

Ruth: Omg your people

Pete: gnome*

Richie: that’s a gnome, I’m a Nome!

Ruth: HAHAHAHA

[misterpseudonym]

[rentumblsstuff]

[incorrecthatchetfield]

Incorrect Nerdy Prudes Must Die 4/?, but just the OT4

[its-short-for-jackalope]

no thoughts today, only ✨️memes✨️ (3/3)

...alrighty thats all of em!!! this has been the magic of adhd hyperfocus! my brain is fried now

[petes-5yr-cocoa]

Just some general friends & family memes

+ everyone seemed rlly fond of curtwen grandparents last time sooooo

[ttruthlessrecluse]

steph, on the phone: i'm in a really bad place right now...

pete: you can always reach out to me, others or seek help if you want, steph-

steph: no, i'm just in clivesdale. thank you though

[marce-mallow]

Richie: When I get murdered, can you make sure I become an unsolved case?

Peter: What???

Richie: I want to be on Buzzfeed Unsolved.

Peter: Can we go back to the part when you said "when I get murdered"?

[nerdyblog8]

Hatchefield as Textposts (part one)! (Part two!) (Part three!)

(TGWDLM incorrect quotes part 1) (NPMD incorrect quotes part 1)

(Star Trek Textposts part 1 - AOS)

[snap-crackle-n-stop]

Max Jagerman as incorrect quotes

[im-not-a-l0ser]

Ruth: Just be yourself Max: “Just be myself”? I have one day to win Richie's family over. How long did it take before you lot started liking me? Grace: A couple of weeks Pete: A few months Steph: Jury’s still out Max: “Be myself.” What kind of garbage advice is that?