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I wish muppets could lactate.

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i tried it didn’t work

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do you have twitter? we used to be friends on DA back in 2011 and im feeling nostalgic lmao. sorry if this is weird and anon, i feel like a weirdo ! :>

It’s not weird! I sadly don’t currently have a Twitter, but I do have a discord i’m very active on ! Though I was considering getting a Twitter very soon... If you have a discord i don’t mind sharing it!

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I know i’m still trying to organize this old old blog again, but I couldn’t resist posting this. My OC Lily I drew in a mix of Hazbin Hotel style and my own style. Enjoy <3

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Hi, I wanted to say thank you for being so kind. My friend bought one of your keychains and told me just how kind you are and it truly shows by your actions and words. You have a good head on your shoulders - and I hope it never becomes unscrewed from there. Or lost. Or replaced with a worse off head- like a creepy gas station clerk who thinks ‘what’s shakin?’ is still a popular pick-up line. We are glad you are breathing and can receive warm toes from time to time. Remember to pop your back! 🖤

- discreetly crosses off ‘what’s shakin’ from a list -

I hope this is okay to answer publicly! It just made me feel really good and I want to keep it up on my digital fridge to help with motivation! ;0;

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Halloween costume for 2019! I made this outfit last second- literally the day of halloween ;w; It has a tail as well you can’t see. My first makeshift Ren cosplay. Tried to get Lawrence instead since I coincidentally had all his clothes in my closet anyways- but his hair said nope last second... so Ren stepped up to the plate. @gatobob

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The mashup you never thought would work

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A Mercedes Bends

I must confess a truth so overlooked- it’s been pissing me off. I can’t keep quite about it anymore I need to come forward, Listen if you will. I am a gift yet I am a living nightmare. What a wretched beautiful sight. I’m sure if I were a redskin, maybe I’d look- I don’t know- more appreciated? Richer? Popular? Prettier? But of course no. We are preferred black or white. And if you’re noir on ’ natural ’ instinct in fear they stare. Bustling around like loud intrusive herds of buffalo- One little distraction and a herd can scatter Like flies to a swatter. Or trample one of their own kind.

I don’t stop for a single person place or thing- I just go. I have to keep moving and moving and moving Eating and drinking and consuming and going Faster Faster Even faster Faster Faster Until I AM the fastest I AM the bestest I am the greatest But even if I am the best the furthest the winner of the race I get punished.

“ no, no, not too fast, son. Be better than everyone else, be better but not not your best .” It’ll cause a drop in sales. If you’re too good your selfish. Then so many rot standing in one place Wishing they could just press forward but realizing that once it’s done… It’s all just GONE.

God? God isn’t real- God doesn’t EXIST. We are MAN MADE Little factory based product offerings packaged and sealed waiting to be shipped for those of interest to poke and prod at Like a trembling hysteric goat in a petting zoo that just can’t quite return So he is himself he is eating the grass Inside a man made box Crate Shipping Yearns Until someone more WORTHY of their life can intervene and so called assist you Achieve your ultimate goal Being what? When they decide your fate. “ be all you can be!” Then get reprimanded for being you. Take it down a notch. Not too good, just be good enough. So that way you don’t push someone else more WORTHY of their life out of the job. Scum.

I will tear you down to achieve my goals I will splatter your loved ones internal organs Everywhere Watch their bodies toss and turn as I throw them Like unwanted garbage Wipe the pavement with my dirtied soles Because why should I care if you loved him? This is not a lyrical mispronunciation. I have and will maul all you love.

Built for quality assurance

But in the hands of those that seem they care Some can be steered down a path of righteousness Saving and benefitting and truly making the difference in this repulsive planet Where too many of us are ridiculed Cold calculating gazes repeatedly stare As if a look will tear us down but we are not paper or plastic. We are powerful. Strong. Intelligent. And when taken care of we even smell fucking terrific.

I’ve seen you laugh and sob I’ve been there when he hit you and you couldn’t take it anymore. I’m here for when your first date was all it could be I’m here for when she passed away of terminal cancer I will carry you and her as far as you need I will sedate Cry- please cry on me. I’m here for you.

I will be the next to take you as far as you can go I will help you achieve your goals And what do I desire in return for service? In return for trying and trying to send you to ultimate heights In hope you may survive in this repulsive planet? Just show me something. Buy me a drink. Help me get on my feet when I’m down.

I know I may not be the easiest to get along with My views vary extensively from yours. Feminism? Just a reason to bash others But hell im saved, right? Fuck the terrorists for killing brothers And black lives matter is just another feminism protest for those born what I am Black A big huge chore cleaning up the debree From the city they’ve destroyed to say what? “ stop destroying us!” When they don’t see they’re doing so themselves?

Politics are shit to me The country? It won’t stop so long as money is in the pockets of those who matter But nobody can see There are bigger problems at risk Like how illegals are treated so unfairly for trying to go To be better because they were given nothing But no fuck their problems and their dirty wetback babies Brisk their cries and dreams aside Because they aren’t good enough Someone more WORTHY of their life needs their job It’s being selfish Yet here I am forced to wear propaganda I never asked to be paraded in But hey show your support! Scum.

My speech is radical, problematic , I need to be taken out Well go ahead Shoot me down and replace me with a better model I’ll have a better reputation than you piece of shit EVER will and all I have to do is sit here But I’m here for you sit down tell me what’s wrong This isn’t my choice to be like this they made me do it Please don’t fear me I’m good and strong I really am.

Look around you. Gaze, we’re all about While your about money and where will life take me next Instead I reside waiting. In the woods. On the streets. At the rinks. In your HOUSE. YOUR PROPERTY. Go look for me in darkness or in light I am your enemy and your best friend Yet if you gazed PROPERLY You’ll find I have only one request:

“ will you please buy me a drink?”

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Chief director room of the W school

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This is our #kittyconvict project.  More info here. 

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@sherlock-shot-dean-at-starktower When ALlens bored