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FUCK AI. DOWN WITH GENERATIVE AI! I HATE AI SLOP CONTENT! ABSOLUTELY TERRIBLE AWFUL DISGUSTING HARMFUL DRIVEL.

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A knife to the heart would hurt less than her attempting to abandon me forever. My paranoia has saved me this time.

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I could add another one! Then you'd have a pair and the computers could be oh so happy together, just like us!

Lobotomy.

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No! I like you as you are!

Lobotomy.

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Well obviously I have many mental issues, I would absolutely have qualified for one.

Lobotomy.

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Would I look better with black hair

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Lobotomy.

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Um chief maybe you shouldn’t be askin’ Bossmam for a lobotomy…? Strawman might hear ya say it and do it….? -Concerned Haystack

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Okay, okay, perhaps I do not need a lobotomy, things are going alright...

How is that big beanstalk of a man anyway? I haven't reached out to him in some time, I fear! Mental health, you know how it is, I'm sure.

How are YOU? And Haybale?

I hope everything is okay for everyone.

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Note to self, find and throw away all of Azura's firearms.

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I must check the old shop to see if the cops took away my guillotine or not.

A beheading ought to do it. It will rid me of these terrible thoughts and allow her to move on from me and be merry once more.

Maybe a nice lobotomy.

Jonathan must know how to perform one of those.

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I'm hideous, inside and out.

I can't make her stay through this insufferable bout.

Away she must go, with Joker in tow,

Alone I must rot, after a fatal final blow.

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I don't want to burden her. All I've done recently is burden her. I've not even given her enough attention. I'm a terrible boyfriend. I never should have pursued her and gotten her hopes up. I'm a rotten man. A filthy degenerate. She deserves more.

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I do not wish to be alone

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What if I just kff myeelf before she comes back? Then she wojkenr hwve to suffer wirh me any longer and she wojkrnt hwve to worry if I love her or not becwude I woulrnt even be here wohkent rhat be so wonderfuk

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Why can't I do anything right.

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O-Of course. I love you. Please return to me swiftly! I will miss you dearly! Please.

Maybe I ought to pick up smoking again.

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That is a problem with MYSELF, not you, my love! I am not bored of you! I simply lack the motivation or energy to do much else besides laying in bed...

... perhaps you would have more fun with him...

Maybe I ought to pick up smoking again.