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alfred holds little baby wayne

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for some reason middle aged comic fans coming on the internet to defend their decision as to why they thought a twelve year old should have died or lived is so funny 😭😭😭

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why is everyone reblogging a post i made in 2021. stop that. im going to get batcancelled.

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you BOOP Miette?????????

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due to recent events

boop!

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I love when I see a tag on a fic that’s like “batman’s parents are dead.” yes water is wet. are we tagging that too.

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cha cha real smooth

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outsiders (2003) #21 // the real food, eduardo corral // forever evil (2013) #6 // nightwing (1996) #65 // batman (1940) #600 // about my experience with obsessive compulsive disorder, canis-infernalis // the last days of judas iscariot,  stephen adly guirgis // nightwing (1996) #93 // anti-saviour saviour complex, unknown // kin (episode 6), the last of us // batman/nightwing: bloodborne (2002) // the surrender theory, caitlin conlon // nightwing (2011) #7 // batman (1940) #600 // bloodsport, yves olade // therapy today cover illustration, lucia calfapietra // batman (2011) #11 // new titans (1984) #55 // i dreamed i forgot, leila chatti // me in 20 years, moses sumney // nightwing (1996) #110 // batman (1940) #500 // robin (1993) #13 // for your own good, leah horlick

dick & bruce + devotion

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ah jeez, i’m unfollowing him now. i had no idea he was picking up the field mice and bopping them all on the head

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saw north posting about batman: creature of the night, found out it takes place in boston, and was promptly blindsided by the hilarity of an au where batman takes place in boston (which creature of the night isn't, exactly, so i need to imagine)

the waynes' murder is referred to as the shot heard 'round the world

the coolidge corner theater is hands down the best wayne murder location bc coolidge corner is a very nice neighborhood much like park row was before it became crime alley. this is funny bc i lived there

the accents. not just the goons or matches malone (who is of course a southie boy) but the rich people. boston brahmin oswald cobblepot HELLO

boston-themed rogues such as the green monster and the spirit of '76 who is of course a revolutionary war-themed supervillain

this is the only time fanon tim drake's coffee addiction is funny because the coffee he's addicted to is dunkin

the jokah

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hm hot take time. i obviously like dick to be written as competent and an amazing fighter and capable of doing So Much because he is, but there is also something i find compelling about his sort of niche power/gift being his leadership and how everyone trusts him. like yeah he shouldn’t look like he CAN’T fight his own battles but it can be fun when he’s put in a difficult situation and his solution is “i know a guy for that.” because he Does know a guy for everything. he has like tens of people with supernatural abilities who will come help him at the drop of a hat because he is deeply loved and respected and trusted by the whole community. and that makes a fun contrast to batman who always has a plan but it’s always about what he can do alone.

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Every family finds its own perfect ratio over time.

Drawn for the 2023 Birdwatchers Discord Word challenge for the prompt 'ratio'

Cross-posted from AO3

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me seeing a picture of a little bat: aww :) its Bruce Wayne :))

Bruce Wayne: please shut the fuck up I fucking hate bats they scare me so fucking bad stop

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Omg someone on r/deletedfanfiction posted a drive link with the whole thing. i love you reddit

just realized one of my favorite yj fics was deleted, nobody talk to me i am in mourning

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just realized one of my favorite yj fics was deleted, nobody talk to me i am in mourning