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BIRD UP

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Doodling during their break

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Will Wood was right. It’s awful out here, Socrates.

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this ur man?

Yes. Dr. Herbert “my daddy makes me rich enough that the government cannot touch me” Lankmann is my babygirliest babygirl and I will stand by that until my blood becomes stardust once more.

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Made a infected hollow knight oc named hivester, plus a piece of fanart from my friend @havoc-bloom :3

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just came to a realization

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“Ouuuuu what do you even use math for—“

Megatron in Transformers is roughly 35 feet tall (depends on which media you use as reference but this is a generalization) and Kevin Hart is 5’2”, which means Megatron is 420 inches and Kevin Hart is 62 inches, which means Megatron is roughly 6.77 Kevin Hart’s tall.

As well as this, giving Bumblebee a generalized height of 16 feet results in a height of 192 inches, meaning he is 3.10 Kevin Hart’s tall.

You’re welcome. Toodles.

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Chandeliers in early times were mostly made for churches, monasteries, holy buildings— hence why they are so massive and intricate— and before that they were made by the Romans, and one could wonder if the ancients saw their gods for a glimpse, their halos a stripe of elliptical light ten miles across, the only thing that could be seen when their eyes met the ones of formless deities.

Christian angels are formed of rings of fire, wings, eyes; was that all the people could see? Their forms so expansive that all they could comprehend was the light, the circles that seemed to outstretch the sun, spinning and spinning. And so humanity remade them the only way they could, with brass and glass and light that could be held in one’s hand, and hung them up in the holiest of places to remind themselves of what they saw when they looked up.

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me watching my poor, 5-ish(?) year old HP laptop struggle to update and run The Sims 4 with all my fuckass add-ons:

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God I fucking hate Olaf the snowman so fucking much holy shit. Holy shit, every frame he's in, every scene, every gif, every jpeg, he's got this painfully vacant, stupid as shit, fuckass look on his stupid lumpy face. Absolutely no part of his ugly as sin piece of shit character design is endearing. His stupid fucking legs? Who the hell makes a snowman with legs. His dumb flaily fucking twig arms? His shitty, lumpy bastard head? The three thousand percent unnecessary dumbass shitass fucking SNOW BUCK TOOTH that no snowman has EVER FUCKING HAD IN tHE HISTORY OF GOD'S GREEN FUCKING EARTH? God, I hate him. I hate him so much. So FUCKING much. Every time I see a stuffed toy Olaf or an Olaf gif or a shitty goddamn commercial, it ignites my primal rage response and I'm overcome by the need to punt this shitty little homunculus into the fucking sun. "Bhurr blur, I'm Olaf the fuckshit snow fucker, I like warm hugs". Fuck you. Fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you. You look like Tow Mater summoned a patronus. Your dumb fucking twig hair makes your whole shitty head look like a hairy skin tag. I hate your dumb fucking lumpy carrot nose and your stupid, empty googly eyes and your over-the-top goofy ass upbeat asshole personality. Any scene he's sad it invokes all the wrath and fury of a spoiled child having a meltdown over a chocolate bar in a w*lmart checkout line. And I know its irrational. That's the worst part. I know he's just a shitty fucking side character in a stupid fucking children's movie, I know it doesn't matter, I know I shouldn't care. But that's part of the problem. The part where no matter the might and fury of my hatred, the locus of my homicidal intent is alltogether inconsequential. I find myself laying awake in the dark in the early hours of the morning consumed by the spirit of Wrath itself, all the force and might of a flaming hurricane directed at a bottle of piss in a ditch by the highway. The absurdity of it all burns me to my core. What better things could this energy be directed towards? And yet my disdain for this stupid, useless, insubstantial failure of endearing character design utterly eclipses the intrigue of all other pursuits. I hate him. I hate him on a level of my mind reserved for the worst of the world's array of sinners, and I can't even begin to justify it. Shitstick the snow dick is, for all intents and purposes, the animated corpse of all of humanity's saccharine pretenses- every condescending, passive-aggressive statement of meaningless upper middle class suburban drama distilled into a single, hateable form. The fucking. Fuck. I have no words. There is no cuss or epithet in any language that can encapsulate the height of the emotions I am experiencing. God, I hate him so much. I hate him so, so fucking much. I want to light his ugly little dumpster body on fire. I want to graphically beat him to death with his own stupid fucking nose. I want to punch him to death. You know that weird feeling you get, when you see a picture of something so cute you find yourself overcome with the bizarre, inexplicable urge to squeeze it? It's EXACTLY like that, except instead of cuteness it's disgust. The wordless knowledge that his existence as a fictional work is evidence of all the failures of mankind. I find myself possessed by the will of a Holy Angel gone rogue with the belief that God has made a mistake, and I alone must correct it. This is the trial by which Samael himself fell from grace. This wild, meaningless rage. A thousand blades of shining steel cast with inhuman force in the direction of a plastic grocery bag floating on a breeze. What horrors must I have committed in a past life to be plagued by this torment now? I must Unmake this fictional snowman

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had a dream that I met a wizard and we fell in love and became unhealthily attached to each other so we decided to meld into one single creature together but the process was horrifically slow and painful and most of the dream was us lying in bed holding hands while lesions opened up in our skin and seeped out blue and green fluid and the wizard said "this is going to take a very very long time" and I said "that's ok"

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Realizing for the millionth time that I never put my own things here. Have my Jonathan Crane/Scarecrow design, GO, FETCH!!!

It took like a few months and several tries to get this design where I want it, but I think ... I'm satisfied LMAO

I've made him for my bestie Ozzie's Batman AU!

@ / blu_aj on Instagram!

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queen's station is very very close to fog canyon. i wonder if any jellies wander in from time to time. maybe quirrel saw one.

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Finally posting my Dayshift OC here, this is Melody Aurburn; walking corpse, pyromaniac, and shamelessly abhorrent. Might post her lore at some point, who knows :>

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“I’m Dr. Henry Miller, and I’m going to teach you what you failed to learn the first time I slaughtered each and every one of you.”

(Design inspired by @drvoidiguana’s Henry :])

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HELLO LANKNATION (there are 10 of us)

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i'm begging you guys to start pirating shit from streaming platforms. there are so many websites where you can stream that shit for free, here's a quick HOW TO:

1) Search for: watch TITLE OF WORK free online

2) Scroll to the bottom of results. Click any of the "Complaint" links

3) You will be taken to a long list of links that were removed for copyright infringement. Use the 'find' function to search for the name of the show/movie you were originally searching for. You will get something like this (specifics removed because if you love an illegal streaming site you don't post its url on social media)

4) each of these links is to a website where you can stream shit for free. go to the individual websites and search for your show/movie. you might have to copy-paste a few before you find exactly what you're looking, but the whole process only takes a minute. the speed/quality is usually the same as on netflix/whatever, and they even have subtitles! (make sure to use an adblocker though, these sites are funded by annoying popups)

In conclusion, if you do this often enough you will start recognizing the most dependable websites, and you can just bookmark those instead. (note: this is completely separate from torrenting, which is also a beautiful thing but requires different software and a vpn)

you can also download the media in question (look for a "download" button built into the video window, or use a browser extension such as Video DownloadHelper.)