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One of the hotel's residents approached Adam and sat in a nearby seat. "Hey, man, that was some good shit! It was like a personal concert for the hotel or something. You could attract some real attention with that."

[STATUS UPDATE!]

[Adam had.... a bit too much fun with today's event, ended up playing a lot more than anyone intended, but it was fun for everyone involved, some like Angel ending up partying to it, Some mindlessly listening, and others getting as interested as a party.]

*After that whole event, Adam decided to change things up... sit in the lobby a bit, not like he was one to socialize in his current.. state, but being out of his room was better than being in there and lamenting for another night-- so he decided to just sit out on the couch, crossing his legs as he leaned back on it.*

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Casimir! How did you get to ‘work for’ Vox? ;)))))))))

"Whoof, jumping into it huh? Funny story actually, I-"

"He broke into my office and offered more than just bodyguard skills, if you catch my drift."

"Yeah, that about sums it up."

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*Ring ring, ring ring.... Click!* "VELVETTE! What the FUCK ARE YOU SAYING ABOUT ME ON THERE!?"

Valentino ( @hazbin-tv )

"..." *There was silence on the other end of the phone for a good few seconds, before a cackle could be heard on the other end*

"What's got your dick in a twist, eh? I've said nothin' of importance! Just said you were doin' your own thing now, that's it. No need to be a pussy 'bout it" *She scoffed, rolling her eyes with a stifled chuckle. She was desensitized to this crap by now.* "People were a lil curious, nothin' wrong with that! Pluuus... I couldn't just lie-- What, do you think I'm a liar? I'm offended~" *There was no way she wasnt trying to get on his nerves at this point.*

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"I AM OVER IT! I AM PLENTY OVER IT! IT'S WHEN HIS BRANDED EQUIPMENT SUDDENLY HAS THE LEGS TO WALTZ ITSELF INTO MY STUDIO THAT I HAVE A FUCKING PROBLEM!"

"Just because YOU decided to go all soft on me alongside Vox does not mean that I'm going to start letting Lucifers little princesa get in my head and mess with MY job, too!"

*Ring ring, ring ring.... Click!* "VELVETTE! What the FUCK ARE YOU SAYING ABOUT ME ON THERE!?"

Valentino ( @hazbin-tv )

"..." *There was silence on the other end of the phone for a good few seconds, before a cackle could be heard on the other end*

"What's got your dick in a twist, eh? I've said nothin' of importance! Just said you were doin' your own thing now, that's it. No need to be a pussy 'bout it" *She scoffed, rolling her eyes with a stifled chuckle. She was desensitized to this crap by now.* "People were a lil curious, nothin' wrong with that! Pluuus... I couldn't just lie-- What, do you think I'm a liar? I'm offended~" *There was no way she wasnt trying to get on his nerves at this point.*

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errmm....... guyyssss...... val is being a dick to velvetteeeeeeee................ [in the tone of like.. idk a child tattling on someone 🤷‍♀️]

"Oooooh, the moth boy? I should-"

"Go check on and dust the empty rooms, is what you should do, my dear."

"Okay!"

"This has been duly noted, anonymous watcher."

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"Velvette, Velvette, Velvetteeee..." He tsked in a sickly sweet tone that indicated another incoming explosion.

"THAT'S THE FUCKING PROBLEM! THEY SENT SOME FUCKING DRONE-BOT WITH A CAMERA AND SCREEN FOR A FACE TO COME IN AND HARRASS ME!"

"Because CLEARLY Vox is still too PUSSY to come talk to me face-to-face!"

*Ring ring, ring ring.... Click!* "VELVETTE! What the FUCK ARE YOU SAYING ABOUT ME ON THERE!?"

Valentino ( @hazbin-tv )

"..." *There was silence on the other end of the phone for a good few seconds, before a cackle could be heard on the other end*

"What's got your dick in a twist, eh? I've said nothin' of importance! Just said you were doin' your own thing now, that's it. No need to be a pussy 'bout it" *She scoffed, rolling her eyes with a stifled chuckle. She was desensitized to this crap by now.* "People were a lil curious, nothin' wrong with that! Pluuus... I couldn't just lie-- What, do you think I'm a liar? I'm offended~" *There was no way she wasnt trying to get on his nerves at this point.*

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"Well I've got bitches UP MY ASS asking me BULLSHIT QUESTIONS! Saying YOU SENT THEM!"

"I've got WORK TO DO OUT HERE, VELVETTE! It's not enough that you and Vox kicked me out, but sending VOXTEK SHHHHIT to SPY ON ME is really starting to PISS ME OFF!"

*Ring ring, ring ring.... Click!* "VELVETTE! What the FUCK ARE YOU SAYING ABOUT ME ON THERE!?"

Valentino ( @hazbin-tv )

"..." *There was silence on the other end of the phone for a good few seconds, before a cackle could be heard on the other end*

"What's got your dick in a twist, eh? I've said nothin' of importance! Just said you were doin' your own thing now, that's it. No need to be a pussy 'bout it" *She scoffed, rolling her eyes with a stifled chuckle. She was desensitized to this crap by now.* "People were a lil curious, nothin' wrong with that! Pluuus... I couldn't just lie-- What, do you think I'm a liar? I'm offended~" *There was no way she wasnt trying to get on his nerves at this point.*

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...oh. that's what i said? "That is NOT what I meant"

ok but are we gonna talk about that "i am going to fuck you" line tho

"NO. NO. FUCK NO." *He handed the user the cross, exhaling a deep breath* "You need this MORE than I do."

*Before walking into the corner and screaming. Man was he lucky he had sound proof in his room, other wise, someone would've thought he was getting killed.*

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OOHHH. Ew. Like actually ew. Is he okay now though? Casimir I mean.

"Yeah, he's better now. Here, ask him yourself." Vox reaches off-camera and slides a new face on-screen by the waist.

"Oh, shit, I'm on? Oh-! Uh. Yeah, I'm good, don't sweat about me, I had plenty of help recovering and I'm good as new now, just with some new scars."

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No but like......... Boy toy..? We havent heard of that, or, at least I havent. (I am... not very media literate Im so sorry)

"He was talking about Casimir. Casimir was an assassin I hired for the Vees a long time ago. We started off as 'fuck buddies', for lack of a better term, but he treated me well. Better than Val ever did."

"Everything came to a head when Val beat Casimir within an inch of his life to try and get me to focus on him again. And because of our contract saying he had to protect the THREE of us, Casimir couldn't even fight back. That was too much for me. I kicked him out. The Vees split up, and me and Vel still do business partnerships occasionally, but Val's on his own now."

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JEEEEEZZZZUHHH. What was the deal with that?? 0_o

"Long fuckin' story. He knows what he fucking did."

"Indeed...."

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I mean. Personally I think its obvious why she took his side, you dont really seem like a fun person to be around LOL. And taught him a lesson?? What'd ya do?? Like, that sounds WAY too harsh haha. I mean, I know its hell, but it doesn't look good on you

"You're reaaaally starting to piss me off, here. I'm not answering any more questions, you can fuck OFF, NOW!" Valentino shouts as he throws his whiskey glass at the camera. He misses, but the camera promptly cuts out.

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"Boy toy"??? You seem like. A little too frustrated LOL. Ooout of curiosity, what happened? Im looking with my big ol' eyes............

"Tch. That pathetic putito cosied up with that assassin he hired, then suddenly decided he was BETTER than me. I taught that purple bitch his place, and Vox dumped me over it." Valentino crossed his arms stiffly and turned from the camera. "And of COURSE Velvette took his side, because why not? What else is there to say?"

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Soooooo Val! We heard from Velvette you got a solo career? Whats that about? Hows it going?

"I'm sorry, what is this? Who is this? Who let a VoxTek camera in my studio? And why does whoever's behind it think they have any RIGHT to speak to me?" Valentino stood up and looked menacingly at the camera.

"I should have known I couldn't give Velvette an inch on this-.... Fucking bitch already gossiping-...." He hissed under his breath.

"Vox is a pussy who chose his stupid little boytoy over me, that's why the Vees aren't a thing anymore. That's all that needs to be said on that."

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Hey Al! What do you think about the whoooole........ "Adam staying at the hotel" thing...? Has he caused any problems? Ooooor. What? How ya feelin?

"Adam was certainly a threat as an angel, but in his current state he possesses no power outside of fisticuffs to hurt anybody at the hotel. Even then, he seems wholly dependent on the hotel and the mere possibility it may work at the moment."

"So, no, the pathetic whelp has not yet caused us any problems, and I am not concerned."

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Hey Cherri! How’s it been for you lately with hanging around the hotel? Anything interesting been going on?

"To be honest, I'm just stayin' around for Angie's sake. I'm not really interested in this redemption stuff, but seein how well and happy Angie's been, I might as well stick around and help out where I can."

"That and uh-... I'm sure Pentious woulda' liked havin' me around too."

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"I really hope you're right..."

"OMIGOSH!!!" Charlie ran over to Lucifer with a big grin on her face, holding her phone in her hand. She.. clearly just got the news. "You guys are doing a blog now too?" *She looked down at him, lightly bouncing on the tips of her feet with a smile* "Thats so cool!" ( - @quest4redemption )

"Woah, easy there, Char!" Lucifer chuckled, looking up to his daughter. "Hah, yeah, Vox set up some cameras and robots, or something? I'm not too good with that stuff, but I trust him."

"VoxTek, trust us with your-"

"We get it."