#hazbin hotel rp blog

[zestialmorde]

SIR-

NIFFTY TRIED TO STAB U

AND U THINK SHE IS A 10/10?!

ARE U INSANE?!

"Ah, thou seem mistaken. She didn't attempt to stab me; rather, she inquired about it. And she graciously accepted my refusal... more or less. Niffty is indeed a delightful little troublemaker, reminiscent of my own youthful antics."

[the-bartender-of-the-hotel]

no orders yet...hm.

[b1ackgh0st]

(OOC)

I'm looking for a 1x1 rp with any of the following ships:

RadioSnake

CherriSnake

AdamsApple

Charlie x Emily x Vaggie

RadioStatic (Maybe RadioStaticApple)

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I can play two characters at a time if needed! Characters I can play include:

Vaggie

Emily

Charlie

Alastor

Adam

Lucifer

Sir Pentious

[hhactorauofficial]

Random ActorAU Character Headcanons: RadioStatic Edition(Platonic; Besties)

Vox (Surname: Borle)

- He's a theater kid so he sometimes makes random references to plays or popular musicals. - "It's hard to be the bard~!" - Actually knows how to play the guitar and piano. - Absolutely hates the recorder(instrument) which Lucifer makes fun of him for. - His fashion sense is a war crime and if it weren't for Velvette he would've continued to look and dress like an idiot. - Like, the most apallingly ugly/colored patterns on his shirts, jackets or socks- - Can't tie a bowtie for shit, he knows how to wear a proper necktie though. - His costume in the show uses a clip-on unless it's supposed to look messy and undone. - Hates the summer heat with a passion. - Wears the thinnest layers during winter, loves the freezing cold. - Has somewhat of a sweet tooth, but drinks his coffee black. - Responsible for the most bloopers on set. - Either from tripping over things or because he can't stop laughing. - He actually drew the Alastor doodle from episode 2. - Which was still somehow better than Alastor's attempt at drawing his own character. - And he drew it during one of the script table readings out of boredom. - Vark is actually his dog, a huge golden retriever who was costumed as a shark for the "Get Off My Screen" Series. - Unironically has a huge hat collection, just because he can. - Would wear a different one every day to set no matter how random because it makes people laugh and smile when they see him. - He actually studied to be a software engineer before shifting courses to take acting instead. - So he does know how to code and mess with electronics. - Loves energy drinks and panera's charged lemonade. - Actually helps bend into his canon character's eccentric personality. - Regularly causes chaos on set. - Has broken his TV headpiece a number of times already. - Can't be told about the script in advance because he's prone to accidentally spoiling during interviews(like Tom Holland). - Doesn't have his own car, takes the train or taxis to get around. - On the more inexperienced side of the cast since he's not a bigshot actor like the others. - This show's actually been his first time on the big screen. - Can and will infodump about sharks if you let him. - Knows how to cook but only simple meals. - Pretty chatty, a dork and all around just a fun guy to be around.

Alastor (Surname: Bosco)

- Collects watches and sometimes shows them off when he can. - Does not know how to play an instrument at all. - That sequence in "Hell's Greatest Dad" with him on the piano? - He was just pressing random keys when the cameras rolled. - He has the vocal range of a god though. - Like this man can SING. - Prefers old things, and hilariously still even has an old radio in his home. - So his character is based on a lot of his preferences. - His wardrobe also reflects that. - Either on or off-screen this man looks dapper and posh. - Doesn't even need them but he wears glasses sometimes. - Just because it looks nice. - Loves his character's monocle and will wear it even without the whole costume. - Still uses an old Nokia, can't begin to wrap his head around an Iphone. - Is one of the screenwriters for the show, so a lot of the stupid or corny things that happen are mostly his fault. - Except for pentious' joke death. - He was sick when they wrote that so he wasn't able to stop everyone else. - Also has the most whack ass sleep schedule since he's often one of the last to leave but first to arrive on set. - Helps play into his canon character's creepiness and oddity. - Hence chugs coffee like it's his lifeline. - Hates the taste of energy drinks so you won't catch him with those. - This man is never late, ever. - Hates the cold, loves the heat. - Will be bundled up like the michelin mascot during winter it's hilarious. - Most often seen with Vox and they're both usually up to no good. - Either just messing with random things on set or actually being borderline chaotic. - Still calls soda 'pop'. - Can actually speak french. - Knows how to cook and cook WELL. - His mama taught him, and it's a fact he will always be proud to say. - Drives an Aston Martin V8 Vantage with a bright flaming red paintjob. - Yes it's a car model from the late seventies/early eighties. - He doesn't care if it's old it's his favorite thing ever and he takes care of that car like it's his child. - Doesn't prefer candy much, he'd rather give it to Nix or Vox. - Loves dark chocolate though.

(OKAY- When it came to the surnames- I know I mentioned that these guys take on the surnames of their actual VAs but I thought it'd be kinda funny to have both Al and Vox to have similar surnames since in this AU they swim in chaotic besties/sibling energy so yes- a reference to Alastor's pilot VA Edward Bosco! No this is not me saying one is better than the other, I seriously just wanted to make more funny pairs with these two idiots while they playfully piss each other off XD)

[moth-pimp-val]

Basil walks into the studio for something important. He didn't understand why he was sent here of all places but he knew it would be useful to the king. He kept a stern look as he walked around, trying not to be put off by anything he saw.

((If you want to learn more about Basil, go to my pinned post and click on the 🐲 emoji to see his bio))

((Answer at your own free will))

Val smirks noticing the handsome man walking into his studio. He lets Travis take over directing while he approaches Basil.

"What can I help you with, hermoso?" he asks with a toothy grin.

[exorcist-lyra]

Yoooooo! Lana!

…It’s Lana, right? Lena? Lynn? Damnit, I don’t remember…

Anyways, Lana, you’re my FAVORITE girl in this whole CITY!!! Wanna go for ice cream during training later today with me n’ my gang? It’s on Athena’s tab. She’s like, rich or something.

-Exorcist Milan, OUT! 💥🔥

-slightly caught off guard- Uhm. It's uh. It's.. Lyra, actually. But anyway.. Milan, your offer sounds amazing but I'm not sure if "during training" is such a good idea in my current situation. I had a bit of trouble with the Head Seraphim lately and if I skip training, Lute will probably pluck me. This would be bad for my track record. After training though? I wouldn't mind.

Someone has been vibing with Commander Adam a lot lately, it seems... Lyra thinks to herself.

[michael-the-morningstar]

Michael: When I get Doordash I order 20 Cheeseburgers at a time and heat them up throughout the week so that I don’t have to pay the delivery fee multiple times.

Uriel: I hope you understand how food poisoning works.

Michael: I hope food poisoning understands how I work. I never met a burger i couldn’t eat.

[exorcist-milan420]

WHAT THE HEAVEN IS UP, BITCHES?!

It’s your favorite exorcist, Milan!

This is a roleplay account or whatever, so you might see me around. If you do I’m probably pissing Lute off or skipping training with my friends. Either way I kick MEGA ass at exterminations.

FUCK OFF IF YOU COMMENT ABOUT MY TEETH. NO, I’M NOT… INSECURE… ABOUT THEM…

You can send me some of that “Not safe for work” stuff. Don’t, like, overdo it… But be a little horny, sure.

This “Adam” guy is the shit. I can’t hang out with him much ‘cause of his rabid dog (COUGHCOUGH LUTE COUGHCOUGH) but we totally blaze up every once in a while.

PLEASE DON’T TELL LUTE WHAT 420 MEANS!!! BYE!!!

-Exorcist Milan, OUT! 💥🔥

[flatfuckfridays]

Volexa, how do you help self-destructive adoptive demons with a shitload of ptsd when you can barely take care of your own shit

Volexa. Volexa tElL mE

[dinonuggiesanon]

(●’◡’●)ﾉhi

I'm Dino or 🦕 or 🦕anon!

I'm an Hazbin hotel RP account which i think is part of the a/v2 verse.

Uhh important things like boundaries!

- This account is meant to represent a young teen around 13-14 (I the mod am not these ages but age ain't your business) - NO NSFW other than sex jokes and light hearted stuff. - This is one for me as a mod, I am in a relationship so no relationships in rp will be happening, don't ship Dino as my partner is kinda a thing in this rp don't question it - I do occasionally reblog things from my Papí (a Valentino rp account) most of it will not be NSFW but small warning anyway - I am an Imp! Not a sinner who got turned into a dinosaur demon! I am AMAB so my horns have big stripes

I think that's it!

If your looking for other accounts in the rp verse I'm in here you go:

Dad, father, the man who I made crash by eating bees: @flatfuckfridays

Papí but dad doesn't know that yet: @moth-pimp-val

Fucked up babysitter who I don't think I've actually talked to yet: @red-velvette-swirl

The king of hell (I made him laugh once): @thebigbossofhellhimself

once uncle now a guy I'm scared of: @cannibals-and-radio

My many siblings!

Responsible eldest: @bubble-anon-responds

Bee muncher: @snekanondoesdumbshit

Wii sports: @anonwitharacket

I think of them as the youngest: @full-time-cat-an0n

Probably needs a hospital visit: @crymeafrozenriver

It scares me: @the-horrors-u-make-out-with

Fridge artist: @metioanon

The forever noodle: @an-asexual-dragonair

Wormworm: @ittybittyworm

Ooc//: hi I'm the mod, y'all can just call me mod or Dmod or something idk. I'm not actually 13, but Dino's little shit energy made me go "that's a middle schooler". If your referring to me for some reason I use she/they pronouns!

I exposed myself. Hey I'm Axol lmao here's my main: @littleaxoltotlisabouttokill

[appleasks]

I'll take more than the apple, are you on the menu?

“oh dear … the menu? there—there was a menu?”

[zestialmorde]

I believe you dropped something *gives him Carmilla turned into a baby* good luck

Zestial holds the baby at full arms length looking rather panicked "Wherefore is she reduced to infancy? Take her back... I implore thee!" He looks at the baby worriedly "Christ be with me"

[brokendreamscreation]

✨Do you believe in curiosity?

Do you believe in what you cannot see?✨

✨Do you believe life is a Lucid Dream?

Independent and Semi-Selective RP blog for a heavily Canon Divergent pre-fall Lucifer clone OC named Lucid Eveningstar. Sideblog. Penned by @soulsmuses . Mun & Muse are 30+

🔞MINORS DNI🔞

{ Rules | Muse }

[hhactorauofficial]

How would Vox react if Y/N noticed Voxs bow tie wasn’t done properly and just yoinks his ass down to fix it also is he really that tall??

"Yes he is that tall, unfortunately. I'm only up to his chest, and that's already wearing heels!"

"Was there even a time you had to fix my tie? I don't really remember one."

"Uhm... probably not? As far as I'm concerned Al or the costume department in general ends up fixing his tie if it's a mess. Otherwise he always wears a clip-on."

"Doesn't stop (Y/N) from yanking me down either way if that's what you're wondering anon. Kind of why it got written into interactions with my character and theirs."

"It's not my fault you're a literal tower. It's stupid."

"Pfft, you're just short."

"BITCH-"

[moth-pimp-val]

"Hello Valentino"

Evie, how have you been, querida?

[charlies-zenith]

!OPEN RP, ANY HAZBIN CHARACTERS, OC OR CANON CAN JUMP IN!

^even if it doesn’t really make sense^

Charlie sighs. Everyone was out doing something, and she had been left at the hotel alone. Well, she did have some lessons to plan, but she forgot to control her eagerness and completed the planning in under an hour.

She looks to [ c / n ].

“ Guess it’s just you and me now, huh? Any ideas? ”