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Vox (stayed gone basically):

I’ve come to make an announcement: Alastor the Radio Demon’s a bitch-ass motherfucker, he pissed on my fucking moth wife. That's right, he took his deer-fuckin' furry dick out and he pissed on my fucking wife, and he said his dick was "this big," and I said "that's disgusting," so I'm making a callout post on my Twitter.com: Alastor the Radio demon you've got a small dick. It's the size of this walnut except WAY smaller. And guess what? Here's what my dong looks like: that's right baby, all points, no fur, no pillows— look at that, it looks like two balls and a bong. He fucked my wife, so guess what, I'm gonna fuck the HELL. That's right, this is what you get: MY SUPER LASER PISS! Except I'm not gonna piss on Hell, I'm gonna go higher; I'm pissing ON HEAVEN! How do you like that, ADDAM? I PISSED ON THE HEAVEN, YOU IDIOT! You have twenty-three hours before the piss drrrrroplllllllets hit the fucking HELL! Now get out of my fucking sight before I piss on you too!

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Hazbin Hotel character as thing my coworker did in a shitty hotel

Charlie: Give a family with young children a suite at no extra charge because the kids were so cute.

Vaggie: Yell at a group of 15-year-old hockey players for playing in the lobby, and receive a thank you from their coach.

Alastor: Almost got a client sent back to prison because he didn't know how to forward a call from his parole officer to his room.

Nifty: Had a prostitute ask him if he want some good time, said yes and after ask her if she play Roblox

Vox: Found a way to delete footage from the camera every time he took a puff from his vape inside.

Velvet: Our booking.com account was banned for fraud because she responded to a question by saying, 'Well, I'm going to forward your question to my supervisor in Toronto because, trust me, $150 is not worth stealing.'"

Angel: Got a prostitue to give him Starbucks coffee in exchange of 5% off

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Sir Pentious: Can you teach me how to hoe?

Angel: rude.

Angel: (sips wine]

Angel: but yes.

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Unrelated to Hazbin but I gotta tell someone bcuz I can’t tell someone in my real life

So before uni I had where I live the equivalent of a 2.4 gpa (so not good) I did know what I wanted to do so a took 4 random easy philosophy class at the uni next to my home.

AFTER AS A JOKE , ME AND MY FRIEND APPLY TOO ONE OF THE MOST PRESTIGIOUS LAW SCHOOL IN MY COUNTRY, AND I GOT ACCEPTED

WTF

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*The Vee group chat*

Val: how was the overlord meeting baby doll ?

Velvet:

Vox: 👍

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Okay I wanna talk about the leak so here’s my tough

First, everything ( except Rosie owning Alastor soul (and I have a theory that it’s not really her or she’s working with like Lilith or something)) was a given.

The Angel figth with each other and try to find balance with the death of Adam makes sense

For the human design we know we were gonna have them (and they look pretty much like all the fan art)

Angel and Alastor being kidnap okay cool but we don’t have any other information and like the vees are the main villain of season two so it make sense that they do some basic evil villain shit

Conclusion: Expect the deal with Rosie (wich is a major spoiler) we don’t know anything about season 2

(Also yes i watch spoiler and leak I won’t be invest in another season two that gonna disappoint me (I’m looking at you ofmd))

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Angel: boop

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Vox: The taste is interesting but... it's too spicy!

Alastor: ...You're eating mayonnaise.

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angel while dousing himself in japanese cherry blossom: my favourite ex texted me

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Adam. *singing*: Alpha sigma

Lute *rolling her eye but signing along*: Skibidi Toilet

Adam: don’t stop edging to my GYAAATTT

Lute: Ur gyat

Lute and Adam: CAN WE BE SKIBIDY 🎶

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Angel: Welcome to my asmr self care routine after a long day of filming.

Angel: *Scream in the mic*

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Velvette: Vox was wondering why I give him an expensive perfum. I saw his 3 in 1 shampoo. He need it.

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Alastor: F--- capitalism. It's a rigged system that keeps us poor and it isn't fair. You shouldn't need to work three jobs to afford basic necessities.

Vox , playing Monopoly: Sorry, if you wanted to win you should have tried not being poor.

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Angel : *points at Vaggie* A human turtleneck, *points at Alastor* a narcissistic monster, *points at Sir Pen * and literally the dumbest person I’ve ever met.

Sir Pen: And who am I? Describe me now.

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Lute: Any idiot would know that.

Adam : I knew that!

Lute: See?