hazel-sage

[hazel-sage]

my dream as a fanfic writer is for one day, one of my fics to be someones comfort fic. like the fic that they reread when they don't feel good and want to be happy. i want my words to comfort someone one day

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12345 Writer Tag Game

Rules: Give us the links to your fic with the most hits, second most kudos, third most comments, fourth most bookmarks, fifth most words, and fic with the least words (feel free to interpret however you would like; if not on AO3, can be on Tumblr or FFNET, etc)!

Thank you so much @angie-words for the tag; I am absolutely honored! This is such a cool thing to take part in (and I loved that it showed me some of your works I'd missed - more fics to love)! My only adjustment to the interpretation is that I'm taking my Ineffable Kinktober 2024 fic out of consideration for most of them as it is kind of a juggernaut and not actually a full story on its own and it would skew results. Without further ado:

Most Hits: three, two, one, we go live (Explicit, M/M, 47k)

Aziraphale is quite happy with his rather prodigious earnings from his work as a camboy on OnlyFans. Now if only his growing feelings for his colleague at his day job weren’t causing him to waffle about this secret identity of his. Crowley has been happily single for the majority of his adult life, satisfied with his work and the at least biweekly streams of his favorite camboy, He’s No Angel. So why is he starting to feel guilty for the warmth he feels when he thinks about his favorite colleague at work?

Second Most Kudos: and i cast a spell over the west to make you think of me (the same way i think of you) (Explicit, M/M, 21k)

Five times Crowley experiences the human phenomenon of "wet dreams" + one time Aziraphale has one too. Chapter 1: Eden Chapter 2: Uz Chapter 3: Rome Chapter 4: Paris 1793 Chapter 5: Soho 1967 Chapter 6: The Night At Crowley's Flat

Third Most Comments: you shoulda taught me such naughty things (Explicit, M/F, 10k)

Aziraphale has always enjoyed a few glasses of sherry at her local bar every Thursday night to unwind from the stress of life – be it a spat with her ex-husband, handling a disaster for her two kids away at university, or the typical tediousness of the daily routine at her library job. But when Crowley, a young man practically half her age, starts frequenting the bar with his terrible pickup lines and sets his sights on her, her routine adjusts a bit to include some… education. After all, some boys just need to be put in their place. (aka the MILF Aziraphale fic)

Fourth Most Bookmarks: oh hell yes, i'm a nervous wreck (Explicit, M/M, 18k)

In an attempt to comfort Aziraphale after a conversation with his judgmental parents, Crowley splutters out an accidental innuendo. Aziraphale, unable to keep from teasing him, ends up awakening a kink Crowley had never considered. Said kink is subsequently explored thoroughly. Aka the joking then not-so-joking Daddy kink fic.

Fifth Most Words: 'cause i was only born inside my dreams (Explicit, F/F, 18k)

A series of NSFW ficlets from my universe with butch Aziraphale and genderfluid Crowley. Like with the SFW ficlets, these can be read as standalones! 1 - Index 2 - Breeding kink 3 - Daddy kink + spanking 4 - Collared Crowley 5 - Wax + temperature play (Daddy kink and collaring pt. 2) 6 - Teacher/student roleplay + spanking

Fic with the Least Words: i'm here at the beginning of the end, oh the end of infinity with you (General Audiences, F/F, 675 words)

Crowley marvels at the changes in her body mid-pregnancy. Prompt for this fic: overwhelmed with love/happy tears

Whenever I need to tag anyone, I have a mild anxiety attack and am terrified that I'm going to forget an author friend that I follow/follows me, so to avoid that, I'm taking the coward's way out :P Any authors who see this, join in! (And tag me, I always want to catch more fics I may have missed!)

[hazel-sage]

Yes, thank you so much, @queer-reader-07! What an honor to be placed among such illustrious company who've written such incredible fics! I'm just thrilled you've enjoyed some of my silly little stories!

And @ineffabildaddy, I sincerely hope you enjoy it when you get to it; I myself have quite a few of yours in my Marked for Later list that I can't wait to get to once work slows down!

Besties I need your help. Ovulation week is coming up and I need smut recs.

Lately I'm struggling to find ones that are immersive enough. I need to read about the stubble scratching his skin; the smell of his lovers neck before he kisses it; the taste of his sweat when he does. I need to know exactly where the soft hairs of his abdomen become coarser. You get the picture. Those details. All of them.

I like enemies to lovers/rivals to lovers, pining while fucking, and the old reliable "there was only one bed".

Can be any fandom, as long as it's very gay (I do prefer good omens). The only squicks are watersport, scat, and mpreg. But other than those, it's all good. I mean that wholeheartedly. Please help a girl out!

P.S. my askbox is open if you want to rec anonymously 💜

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Reblog if you love "How to Train Your Dragon"

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I agree so much with everything ineffabildaddy said - they were the three things that stood out to me most about this piece as well! Just a masterpiece! The more muted/diluted color palette makes so much sense for this secret tryst of theirs, it's brilliant!

Also, because I just HAVE to say it - Crowley titties 😍😍😍

Time comes and goes and returns by days, by months, by years, and I, alas, know not what to say, for my longing is always one, it is always one and never changes.

-Bernart de Ventadorn

part 5 of my ineffable kisses series - imagining some kisses throughout their canon timeline that went decidedly better than That Kiss did...

<< start || part 2 || part 3 || part 4 || part 5 - middle ages || part 6 || part 7 || part 8 || part 9 >>

this one fought me a LOT because i was having some real RSI flare ups, but i do love the idea of them thriving in the era of courtly love and chivalry, i think it suits them beautifully. lady crowley and her bold knight sir aziraphale... someone fetch my lute!

note: in every work in this series, aziraphale & crowley are queer celestials, regardless of their gender presentation, pronouns or otherwise.

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Fandom Trumps Hate 2025

Hey folks!

At the encouragement of a lovely anon, I am going to hopefully try and be a little bit less of a lurker and at least promote my works here now that I'm writing a ton (even if I'll shortly have to take a bit of a step back for a few months for a job with a very, very busy season)! I'll be trying to go through and post my old works once I figure out what format I want to do it with, but in the meantime...

I'm participating in Fandom Trumps Hate 2025, an event that I think we need now more than ever. For those who are unfamiliar with it, it is when fan creators of all types offer something - art, fic, betareading, podfics and more - in exchange for donations to charity! Bidding is going on now and ends tomorrow (March 1st) at 8 PM EST, so I wanted to boost the event as a whole and my page in particular before it is over!

Full information for my offering can be found at https://fth2025offerings.dreamwidth.org/tag/username:+hazelsage (where you can also find the bidding spreadsheet indicating the current highest offer, as well as the form to add your own bid if you so choose to). But the tl;dr is I'm offering a fanfic between 5 and 10k words in the Good Omens fandom! I will write SFW or NSFW (though anyone who's been on my page will know NSFW is definitely a bit more my specialty :P) Aziraphale/Crowley fic in either configuration (though I have a preference for top and/or dom Aziraphale) in either canonverse or a human AU. I'm a big fan of genderfuckery and would be stoked to play with different gender and sexuality combinations. I also definitely enjoy writing them as an F/F pairing and would love to explore aro/ace interpretations of them! If you want any of the Major Archive Warnings, I'm not your girl, but I may be able to direct you to someone!

This is my first year participating as a creator, but I was a bidder last year and managed to get three fics that I hold very dear to my heart - it is an AMAZING experience and I highly recommend that if y'all are financially able to, you participate. They chose some really great primary charities this year, and the money goes directly from you to the charity, then the receipts are provided to the event runners, so you know the money is going where it says!

And if I'm not your cup of tea or this fandom isn't, there are literal hundreds or offerings, so go peek through the tags :)

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@fandomtrumpshate help! my offerings page is not showing up on the Good Omens fandom tag page even though my page has the Good Omens tag listed at the bottom. I’m showing up under Arcane, but not Good Omens— I emailed about this a few days ago but didn’t hear back.

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I am always happy to add extra art love and @omens-for-ophelia is one of my absolute favorites! I absolutely agree with the three above, but I can add another three easy (there's so much to love)!

1. I've said it before and I'll say it a million more times - I will never get over how plush and soft Aziraphale is here! He's absolutely beautiful and I could stare at him forever!

2. The way that Crowley looks absolutely ENAMORED already (also, same)! The little flush on his face, how he's already leaning forward in his crouch, and just the awe in his expression - good soup!

3. The overall color palette and composition of the piece - everything looks so lovely and magical and fantastical! It really sets the tone of the piece and sells the world, I love it!

Lovers, to bed; 'tis almost fairy time.

A Midsummer Nights Dream; Act 5, Scene 1

Happy Valentine's Day from the ineffable fairy glade, where Azirafae has caught a curious little elfin Crowley watching him - and has invited him to come a little closer...

for my sweet darling @ineffabildaddy 🩷🩷🩷

view full size for best quality, close-ups below the cut!

[hazel-sage]

Oh my god, I am fully crying in my house right now 😭😭😭 Y'all are so sweet to me, I am so, so unbelievably grateful for the support and so, so happy you liked it! And @portraitofalonelydyke, I'm sorry my posting schedule was always inconvenient 😂 and @queer-reader-07, I hope it brightened up retail hell a bit 😉

Good Omens Fic Rec: three, two, one, we go live

Aziraphale is quite happy with his rather prodigious earnings from his work as a camboy on OnlyFans. Now if only his growing feelings for his colleague at his day job weren’t causing him to waffle about this secret identity of his. Crowley has been happily single for the majority of his adult life, satisfied with his work and the at least biweekly streams of his favorite camboy, He’s No Angel. So why is he starting to feel guilty for the warmth he feels when he thinks about his favorite colleague at work?

Length: 47,033 Words AO3 Rating: Explicit/ Spice Level 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥 Best for/Keywords: After Dark, Erotica, Human AU, Sex Work AU, Coworkers AU Major Triggers: None

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Read it here, fic by HazelSage

*Minor Spoilers* Now back when this fic was a WIP, I swear to you, it only updated when I was at work. I would hide in corners and stretch out a bathroom break just to try to read it, I was so desperate to see what these two were up to. But it was just too steamy, and I would have to give up and save it for later. It was the most delicious temptation and made an already erotic story even more addicting!

I just love this setting!! Aziraphale is an online sex worker and this story fully commits to the idea in the best possible way! It is filthy, and unafraid to really experiment with Aziraphale's cam shows. There's so much variety in how he performs. Different toys, outfits, themes, that really pushed my expectations and made me just as excited as Crowley to see what the Angel had for us this time. I loved the power and confidence he finds in camming, and I love that it's not something he's expected to not enjoy or to eventually quit. And the comments on his page were always such a blast! I love a social media bit done well, and this was excellent.

Oh and Crowley? He is a world class simp in this and I fully agree. I loved the world and plot outside of the camming! It's funny, warm, adorable at times and thrilling in others. The plot of the two of them as coworkers was a joy, and the excitement of knowing both paths were destined to collide was so much fun. I enjoyed everything about this story! But please just save it for at home. It was torture trying to read this in public and trust me, you'll want to enjoy it fully.

Read it here, fic by HazelSage

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Hello hazel!!! I have some questions for you! You are the same hazelsage on ao3 right? I’m surprised you don’t promote your work here! Is there a reason for that?

and secondly, do you ever take fic prompts? cause your fics are some of my favorites and I would love to see what you’d do with like a hookup app situation 👀 just sayin

thank you!!!

Hello!

I am :) Honestly, I mostly don't promote on here because I got overwhelmed trying to organize my tags on Tumblr years ago and ended up mostly becoming a lurker 😅 I really should though - see if I can gather up the gumption to get it all together!

Oh my gosh, you are too sweet to me, I'm so thrilled you enjoy my little stories! I don't necessarily take traditional requests, but I'm always on the lookout for prompts! I make no guarantees, but I can absolutely ponder over that idea while I'm finishing up some other stuff, as it could be very fun 👀👀👀 I have a dating app one sitting deep in my drafts based on a silly gardening Reddit post, but it is decisively on the non-spicy side! A hookup app sounds exciting - I'll see if I can get the plot fairy to cooperate 😂

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hot artists don't gatekeep

I've been resource gathering for YEARS so now I am going to share my dragons hoard

Floorplanner. Design and furnish a house for you to use for having a consistent background in your comic or anything! Free, you need an account, easy to use, and you can save multiple houses.

Comparing Heights. Input the heights of characters to see what the different is between them. Great for keeping consistency. Free.

Magma. Draw online with friends in real time. Great for practice or hanging out. Free, paid plan available, account preferred.

Smithsonian Open Access. Loads of free images. Free.

SketchDaily. Lots of pose references, massive library, is set on a timer so you can practice quick figure drawing. Free.

SculptGL. A sculpting tool which I am yet to master, but you should be able to make whatever 3d object you like with it. free.

Pexels. Free stock images. And the search engine is actually pretty good at pulling up what you want.

Figurosity. Great pose references, diverse body types, lots of "how to draw" videos directly on the site, the models are 3d and you can rotate the angle, but you can't make custom poses or edit body proportions. Free, account option, paid plans available.

Line of Action. More drawing references, this one also has a focus on expressions, hands/feet, animals, landscapes. Free.

Animal Photo. You pose a 3d skull model and select an animal species, and they give you a bunch of photo references for that animal at that angle. Super handy. Free.

Height Weight Chart. You ever see an OC listed as having a certain weight but then they look Wildly different than the number suggests? Well here's a site to avoid that! It shows real people at different weights and heights to give you a better idea of what these abstract numbers all look like. Free to use.

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If you guys were on here at 11 years old what would you be posting about

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This links to a wheel with nearly a hundred fic tropes for plots, settings, and more. Spin it twice.

This could also work with art inspiration, but the buttons only allow for so many characters on them. And please do ramble in the tags! I'm going to have no idea what most of you are talking about, and it's going to be great.

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I’ve been seeing posts demonizing #GoodOmens fans for not leaving the fandom over recent revelations.

I say to hell with that.

Let’s show these people who we really are.

I’m donating $500 to www.thenightministry.org that helps homeless LGBTQIA folks.

I’m also donating another $500 to rainn.org/resources

There’s also this fundraiser by the fandom:

I am able to do this because of the Good Omens fandom, who are incredibly supportive of artists like myself, writers and other creators that found a home here.

We love hard.

Let’s keep having fun, keeping healthy and be The GOOD in the omens.❤️❤️❤️

And that’s all I have say about that.

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I have an all-star cast of players in my new Patreon Comic “Rules of Engagement”.

Medusa, Mrs. Sandwich, Mr. Brown and more love for our favorite side characters❤️

Here are some samples of the feast I’m cooking up!

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he needs enrichment

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Darlings.

I need fic recs.

AUs preferred, self hating Crowley and repressed Aziraphale also preferred. Mild sub/dum undertones also preferred if E, but will read anything well written, love good imagery and wanting and longing and pining that makes you want to claw your own feelings out of your chest. I want to read words that will make me want to vomit up my own heart, that will make me believe love is real.

If you know what I write, you have a vague idea of what I like - rec me. I’ve read all the classics, I need something new.

Help.