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i dont consider myself a 'fashion guru' by any means but one thing i will say is guys you dont need to know the specific brand an item you like is - you need to know what the item is called. very rarely does a brand matter, but knowing that pair of pants is called 'cargo' vs 'boot cut' or the names of dress styles is going to help you find clothes you like WAAAYYYY faster than brand shopping

[hazel-sage]

I will continue to scream my joy and excitement into the void - thank you for loving this fic and recommending it! It has a very special piece of my heart!

you are my truest feelin' yet by HazelSage

When I first stumbled across this fic I couldn't believe my luck! Butch Aziraphale plus a meet cute with historical costuming? What more could I ask for??

Thank you for the recommendation!

you are my truest feelin' yet by HazelSage (E)

Butch Aziraphale and genderfluid Crowley meet at a Halloween themed night at the local gay bar and immediately hit it off. What follows is a series of dates and hookups while the two dance around each other and try to gather the courage to make things official.

Send us an ask with a link to an ineffable wives fic you enjoy and we’ll share it with the blog. Let’s give writers the love they deserve 🩵

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Hello! For the WIP ask game, please can I have snippets from 15, 18 and 59 (I know, greedy, BUT!!!)

Be as greedy as you like! I love to scream about WIPs :P I've got your snippets right here, some longer than others:

15. This is outlined and the very beginning is written, I just need to do it! I promised the sequel ages ago and I feel bad, but it is absolutely going to make it out eventually!

Aziraphale hadn’t quite been able to make good on his wish for the two of them to knot each other back and forth throughout the heat, though it certainly wasn’t because Crowley didn’t like the knotting cock ring. On the contrary, Crowley liked it a little too much. The poor dear had become so overwhelmed by the feel of Aziraphale filling him so completely, plugging him full, locking them together the other way around, that he’d nearly passed out the first time. Aziraphale had been a little afraid he’d broken his new mate, so the toy had only been used a couple of other times. Crowley had handled the subsequent attempts with only slightly more grace. But they still hadn’t touched their other new toy yet and, God, Aziraphale wanted. He wanted the best of both worlds, to be split open on his mate’s cock, trapping him within him, while also stuffing him full, making him take it, making him beg for more pleasure. To fill and be filled simultaneously, what a way to spend the last few sessions of his heat! Crowley’s cock twitched against Aziraphale’s thigh as he took a deep breath. Aziraphale couldn’t help the way his own citrus scent swirled in the air in response. He’d never get enough of Crowley’s desire.

18. Much less fleshed out, but here’s a little snippet!

Heats sucked, sometimes even when Crowley did have a partner. And taking care of Aziraphale during her heats sometimes sucked too, especially before they’d gotten together and she’d watched from afar as their omega friends comforted her and helped her through them, while she had to stay away, knowing that before they’d acknowledged their feelings, it had only hurt them to be together during those times. So obviously, their heat cycles synching up set them up for unmitigated disasters. Said omega friends helped keep the house in order, give them food and water and attention when they weren’t overtaken by their more urgent carnal needs, but it was still frustrating to have both members of the household knocked out of commission. And when both parties were rabid for a cock in the cunt, yet neither of them had their own cock to offer, things got maddening quickly. Except… Except, “Aziraphale!” She gasped as the partially deflated knot of a dildo popped into her cunt. “Keep it still, dear,” the other woman grunted, already squirming on the other head on her end of it. “Let me get my fill too, then we can lock for as long as we please.”

59.  A more sinister part of Crowley’s backstory:

Another bigwig’s house and another fundraising party for Lucifer’s… associates. Another expensive gown and precarious heels and sparkling jewelry that still felt disproportionately heavy on her ears and neck for such delicate pieces. It was exciting, to be playing the trophy wife for such a charismatic man, such an important man, but she still hadn’t entirely gotten used to the role. “Now remember, Antonia,” a smooth voice came from beside her as the engine turned off, “if anyone asks, how old are you?” “Eighteen,” she replied dutifully, feeling her cheeks warm a little with pleasure at the soft smile she saw when she turned to look at him. Still, she couldn’t entirely help pushing a little. “Why lie though? Does it really matter that much?” “Oh, darling,” he said, reaching over to tuck a strand of copper hair behind her ear, “it’s just because they don’t understand us! They don’t understand what we have together – they get stuck on silly things like ages. It doesn’t matter how young you are, you know how much I love you, right?” She nodded. “And you don’t care how old I am, do you?” She shook her head. “That’s right,” Lucifer said, satisfied, his voice a seductive purr that had her shivering. “And that’s why it doesn’t matter if we lie to them, avoid any awkward conversations, yes?” She nodded, accepting a small peck before slipping out of the car to drape herself on his arm as he’d coached her to do. Besides, she thought to herself as they walked through the lavish front doors, where she’d surely spend the night sipping champagne, dodging distasteful cradlerobber jokes, and sticking close to Lucifer whenever he wasn’t doing business so that none of his sleazier colleagues could hit on her, it wasn’t that much of a lie. She’d be eighteen in a little under a year and a half, and she’d had enough hardship piled on her by her shitty parents to add at least another five years to her maturity. And with the makeup and the fancy clothes, she could absolutely convince the strangers around her of it too. Her heart warmed, snuggling in closer to her boyfriend, taking comfort in the steadiness of his arm under her. Their secret, she liked the idea of that. Four years later, she'd look back on those parties and wish that someone had taught her younger self what a red flag was.

Plus a little joke to make me giggle after the melancholy above, just stream of consciousness paragraph for now :P (A proper insight in how most of my fics actually start in my docs tbh)

Crowley’s complaining and then talking about messing with Aziraphale somehow and Anathema’s like, “You’re pulling her pigtails,” and Crowley says, “Of course I’m pulling her pigtails, have you fucking seen them?” and when Anathema starts laughing at her, she complains more like, “Don’t laugh at me, I’m in distress!” and then maybe Anathema just snorts and says that she’s acting like a child because the pretty girl isn’t giving her enough attention and Crowley actually pouts at her

And @arabellatheauthor, I know the last fic is tangential to your interests, so here's a tag :P

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omg all of those fics sound so compelling but 52? is that second chance romance? 👀

It is! It's one of my absolute darlings on the list - high up on the "to be written" list for sure!

Vague synopsis is Aziraphale and Crowley were childhood sweethearts, but as they got ready to go to university, Aziraphale realized she was trans and, being very in her head, convinced herself that Crowley wouldn't love her as a woman and broke up with him to save them both that conversation. So of course, twelve years later, they end up at the same workplace - Crowley working the gardens while Aziraphale is doing museum restoration - and get a chance to try again :)

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12345 Writer Tag Game

Rules: Give us the links to your fic with the most hits, second most kudos, third most comments, fourth most bookmarks, fifth most words, and fic with the least words (feel free to interpret however you would like; if not on AO3, can be on Tumblr or FFNET, etc)!

Thank you so much for the tag, @ineffabildaddy! Loved getting a chance to add to my list of your fics I'd like to check out and to revisit some faves with a lovely reminder of your phenomenal work! I am excited for the opportunity to see the stats on some of mine...

I did do this a while back, so I thought I might be brave for once and make it a chance for some self promo by only using fics I haven't on the previous list. So with those 5 excluded from the running (and Ineffable Kinktober 2024 since it's not one through line for a story), and not letting the same fic in this bunch win twice, this is what I've got :)

Most Hits: give me your filth, make it rough (Explicit, M/M, 8k)

Crowley needs more of Aziraphale and more of everything Aziraphale can give him. Good thing Aziraphale has been playing around with certain miracles that can make Crowley take more than he ever imagined in his wildest dreams.

Second Most Kudos: like a sugar cube but with a kick in the head (Explicit, M/M, 1.4k)

Crowley wants desperately to please his angel. Aziraphale is… unimpressed.

Third Most Comments: the gifts you'll be receiving from me will be... (Explicit, M/M, 2k)

After a bad week, Crowley spoils Aziraphale with all his favorite things.

Fourth Most Bookmarks: anything you say can and will be held against you (so only say my name) (Mature, M/M, 9k)

When Aziraphale is offered up by Heaven as a tribute to appease a god from another pantheon, it’s up to Crowley to rescue his angel.

Fifth Most Words: stop burning bridges and drive off of them (Mature, F/M, 9k)

Aziraphale still attends holiday parties with her ex-husband’s family, given her lack of friendly extended family and her desire to spend more time with her children. It’s always a bit of an awkward experience, but this year, she braces herself for absolute hell when Crowley comes along with her and boyfriend meets ex-husband.

Fic with the (Second) Least Words: i'll check in tomorrow if i don't wake up dead (General Audiences, M/M, 700 words)

Post-season 2, Crowley experiences the seven stages of grief.

As before, I am terrified I am going to forget an author friend, and I have been tagging many of them today and they probably want a break, so I will leave this open for anyone who would like to join in! (And tag me in it because I want to see your work!!)

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Tagged by @iheartvelma for the ten favorite movie gifs meme. Thanks for the tag! These are just off the top of my head…

Tagging everyone! You’re it!

[hazel-sage]

WIP Game

Rules: in a new post, post the names of all files in your WIP folder regardless how non-descriptive or ridiculous. Let people send you an ask with the title that most intrigues them, and then post a little snippet or tell us about it.

@arabellatheauthor, you have released a fucking monster with this, I hope you know that! (I know you know that :P) To keep this to a slightly (key word slightly more reasonable number, I won't have my little tiny one-shot plans that mostly revolve around exploring a certain kink in there (unless they are very well fleshed out or partially written). There will be an absurd amount anyways, and y'all will get a fun crash course in Fall Out Boy lyrics :P

take aim at myself, take back what you said - Gleafer FF reverse demon summoning

so let’s fade away together one dream at a time - Gleafer The Chair

i just pinch myself, no longer comatose - Gleafer Prof TA AU

i want to get stuck and be golden in your memory - Gleafer-inspired plumber Azaria and graphic designer Crowley

i'm half-doomed and you're semi-sweet - Michael pirate Dagon mermaid

you were the last good thing about this part of town - Aziracrow prequel to pirate Angelfish

all the poets come to life - NSFW Aziracrow prequel to pirate Angelfish

nobody wants to hear you sing about tragedy - Gleafer late bloomer Aziraphale and widower Crowley

i’d trade all my tomorrows for just one yesterday - cottage babymoon

as alone as a little white church in the middle of the desert getting burned - preg Crowley post s2

my mood board is just pictures of you - Crowley yearning for a kid

empty your sadness like you’re dumping your purse on the bedroom floor - NSFW sequel to Crowley kid yearning

you take the full, full truth, then you pour some out - Crowley messes with his plumbing to be full (oh god, this is going to be fun if that's how one of them was titled...)

case open, case shut - secret birth

welcome to the new déjà vu - O!Azi sequel with toy

i'm every cliché but I simply do it best - MM o!Crowley a!Aziraphale age gap

and I’m pretty positive my pain isn’t cool enough - sapphic omegas

when it rains it pours (stay thirsty like before) - sapphic omegas double heat

I just followed your scent, you can just follow my smile - Eden Naga Crowley

peroxide princess, shine like shark teeth - Bitter Aziraphale Drabbles

are you ready for another bad poem - Other Angsty Crowley Drabbles

i want everything to change and stay the same - Yearning Crowley Drabbles

how cruel is the golden rule - Golden Drabbles (angst)

i’m just playin’ house, no idea what i’m doing now - Nanny Francis family

follow the disorganized religion of my head - Second Coming fight

i never meant for you to fix yourself - Reverse Omens ace Crow

douse yourself in cheap perfume - cracky club fic

i didn’t come for a fight, but i will fight ‘til the end - Azi snake wrestling

you know I give my love a four letter name - cat vs. Crowley South Downs cottage

they say we are what we are (but we don’t have to be) - rebellion for both of them + reverse!Omens

in another life, you were the sunshine of my lifetime - Angel Crowley creates nebula for Aziraphale

keep making trouble ‘til you find what you love - punny T-shirts crack

I’m gonna make you bend and break - Crowley selfsucks

dear christ, every time i see you, i just want to paint the walls white - ace Crow enjoys watch

lunatic of a god or a god of a lunatic - objectification of Crowley

your quick wit lips just rip me apart sometimes - Crowley under F!Azi’s skirts in Versaille

too much green to feel blue - Dowling years caught size

so what fates do we share - reverse AU first time

let’s twist the knife again like we did last summer - cuckold Crowley

with your backless black dress soaked to the skin - M Crowley in a slinky wet black dress

I got a big mouth and maybe you could handle shutting it up - MF super size queen Crowley

my head’s in heaven, my soles are in hell (let’s meet in the purgatory of my hips and get well) - Crowley with multiples

if there were any more left of me, i'd give it to you - MM free use Crowley

a painting you could never frame - 5 + 1 exhibitionism

bruises on your thighs like my fingerprints - F Azi dommeing M Crowley with strength kink and impact play

people will dissect us 'til this doesn't mean a thing anymore - Butch Azi sequel - enter the angels

better off against worse for wear - Butch Azi sequel companion ficlets

it’s a clever thing to say - Santa lesbians D kink

they’ve got us surrounded, we’re in their sights - Santa lesbians exhibitionism

the ribbon on my wrist says do not open before christmas - Santa lesbians roleplay

when the pearls in our shells got up to dance - butch4butch Aziracrow

every lover’s got a little dagger in their hand - second chance human AU with transF!Azi

I want it so bad, I’d shoot the sunshine into my veins - second chance NSFW sequel

it’s my fantasy, i’m gon’ live it - UPS driver

i got dreams of my own, but i want to make yours come true - Gardening Reddit AU

and when she touched her, she turned ruby red - FF high school AU practice kissing

I only plugged in to save rock and roll - rockstar AU

I’ll be the guard dog of all your fever dreams - kinky college AC ficlets after nervous wreck

Too Sweet Inspired Fic

(And buckle up for the MILF train from here on out) and we were never supposed to make it half this far - MILF AU proposal

it’s the only thing i want this year - MILF Azi M Crow Christmas

breaking hearts has never looked so cool - MILF Azi, Crow in suit

ache it ‘til you make it - bartenders celebrate MILF Azi and M Crow

it’s a three-and-two pitch to walk to anywhere - MILF Azi fem Crow

oh, I’m goin’ neon in the night-time - MILF Azi Fem Crow double dildo

we will leave you high and dry - MILF Azi Fem Crow anal

singing, “i only want what i can’t have” - MILF Crowley male Azi

my words are my faith (to hell with our good name) - MILF Crowley Warlock talks

it’s open season on blue moods - MILF Crowley gets pregnant by M Azi

his and hers, for better or worse - MILF Crowley baby fluff

thaw out my freezer burn feelings for twenty summers - MILF Crowley fem Azi

i’m the best worst thing that hasn’t happened to you yet - MILF C Fem A innocence roleplay

or was that just a telescopic camera nod - MILF C slips out love confession to Fem A

even the young ones become irrelevant - MILF C Fem A SFW friends

i don’t believe a word you say, but i can’t stop listening - MILF C Fem A body worship

and i’m a sunshine machine - MILF C Fem A tit worship

maybe I’ll burn a little brighter tonight - double MILF

let the fire breath me back to life - double MILF NSFW

All of this is in addition to sequels for almost all of my MF March fics because people are too creative in their comments and I've talked out huge bits of them into my voice notes :P And also to the fact that the WIPs I already have in progress posted on AO3 have many chapters planned and often partially written out (especially 'cause i was only born inside my dreams and i'm a leading man, and the lies i weave are oh so intricate)!

Yes, I have a problem. No, I don't care. But yes, I will absolutely die if someone goes into certain folders on my laptop 😂

No pressure tagging: @angie-words, @the-oxrib-and-oyster, @waitingtobebroken, @depraveddame, and anyone else who wants to suffer the indignity of remembering what you call your fics :P

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Oh, thank you @stumblingoverchaos, this is going to be fun!

coffee shop or flower shop (but actually fairly neutral towards both) | au or fix-it | enemies to lovers or childhood friends | angst or fluff | love at first sight or pining | modern au or historical au | break up & make up or proposal & wedding | get together or established relationship (this could change day-to-day and how dare you make me choose!!) | soulmates or unrequited | fake dating or secret dating | obvious pining or domestic fluff (it is splitting my soul in two to make this choice) | hurt/comfort or crack | meet the parents or meet cute

No pressure tagging: @arabellatheauthor, @angie-words, @fifthstiel, @depraveddame, @yourbestieluke, @the-oxrib-and-oyster, @handyowlet, and anyone else who sees this and would like to do so!

Pick your favorite tropes!

Thanks for the tag @friendly-jester ^^

coffee shop or flower shop | au or fix-it | enemies to lovers or childhood friends | angst or fluff | love at first sight or pining | modern au or historical au | break up & make up or proposal & wedding | get together or established relationship | soulmates or unrequited | fake dating or secret dating | obvious pining or domestic fluff | hurt/comfort or crack | meet the parents or meet cute

No pressure tagging: @lost-in-derry @foxxxtransformer123 @sunatsubu @may-be-a-plant @heart-0f-a-rebel16 @astudyinpanda @fulcrum-021 @loth-creatures @death-by-ladybug @thatonegreyghost @zebsfloppyears and anyone else who wants to play

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An obligatory 'I must reblog when people say nice things about me because I still kind of can't believe that people like my silly words'. You're a gem, dear, and I'm honored!

Lovely one-shot set post S2 showing Aziraphale and Crowley’s life in the South Downs. A life that includes hand holding, kisses, farmer’s markets, parks and ducks, a stitch-and-bitch circle, and improved communication. By @hazel-sage

https://archiveofourown.org/works/66462859#main

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I am delayed, but it is very important that I add to this because this art is in my top three of @omens-for-ophelia art, which is saying something given how exquisite all of her art is!

First of all, I absolutely have to say that I agree with @ineffabildaddy as always, so the three below are absolutely in addition, not instead of :P

Her pose! So long and fluid and enticing! The draping is so masterfully done to enhance the effect too, so she is just a beautiful temptation all stretched out for our viewing pleasure!

And speaking of the draping... Just the accessories in general! I always love both the (more)SFW and NSFW versions of these pinups, but rarely am I as obsessed with both of them as I am with this piece. Because the SFW piece gives me the collar and the tease of where it can be going, and the draping is so titillating with how it covers her that is makes me lose my mind. But then, seeing the surprise of the nipple piercings and chains with the NSFW piece? Incredible! And even such a 'daring' thing (for many people) is so classy and almost demure on her with the way she's been posed, the brightness of her, and that purely angelic expression. It is seriously insane, and I am in love.

SNAKES. I absolutely adore when snakes are still woven into angel Crowley's being and that white tattoo is absolutely stunning, perfectly placed, and another one of those things that is 'daring' and would seem rebellious typically, but simply seems like a daintily fitting marking for an angel so sinuous herself! And love her having the snake earring right next to her star freckles - the two things I associate with Crowley intertwined so prettily. Gorgeous!

God I love this art so much... Thank you for putting it on my dash again @ineffabildaddy! An absolute treat to enjoy again!

her hair of floating sky is shimmering, glimmering like the sun

-the beatles, julia

NSFT versions on ao3 HERE!

no stranger to stardom (considering she literally built entire nebulas), the angel starmaker knows exactly what to do in front of a camera. if she pretends otherwise, well, that's just to hear her wife repeat the instructions in that deliciously rich and commanding voice...

concluding my ineffable wives pinup series with our darling Starmaker 🩷✨ to match her tempting, demonic wife

tagging the usual suspects just in case heheh @ineffabildaddy , @foolishlovers , @portraitofalonelydyke , @voluptatiscausa

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Oooo, fun taste and now I have more movies I'd like to watch... Let's see which 10 come to mind for me off the top of my head!

Tagging @arabellatheauthor (because I want to make you choose if you do it :P), @angie-words, @stumblingoverchaos, @depraveddame, @fifthstiel, and @waitingtobebroken, as well as anyone who sees and wants to partake. All tags are no pressure of course!

Tagged by @iheartvelma for the ten favorite movie gifs meme. Thanks for the tag! These are just off the top of my head…

Tagging everyone! You’re it!

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Excuse me while I scream at the honor that is being recommended as a good source for ineffable wives content! Love that fic dearly and the deranged 3 fics following it because I had to keep having them one-up each other, and it is insane that someone else loves it when it was one of the first things I got back into writing with!

(Also, to have the recommendation come from the incredible @waitingtobebroken? Jesus Christ, I need to lie down!!)

I had such a hard time choosing one from HazelSage because they have SO MANY good ones! Seriously, a gold mine of amazing wives fics!

But if I had to choose one, it would be the first one I read by them- i'm just such a happy mess! The smut is so so very good and the characterisation is EVEN BETTER! (and there is a second part 👀👀)

Thank you so much for the recommendation!

i'm just such a happy mess by HazelSage (E)

Aziraphale loves using her mouth, and only her mouth. Crowley's lost track of how many times she's come.

Send us an ask with a link to an ineffable wives fic you enjoy and we’ll share it with the blog. Let’s give writers the love they deserve 🩵

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👀👀👀 Always going to be very excited to see what you come up with next @waitingtobebroken, and thank you for the tag!

“Better lube up your cock, honey; just about ready for you.”

...Well that's on brand... I swear there was something quite sweet not very far before this and it's from something that gets emotional too 😂😂😂

No pressure tags: @angie-words, @arabellatheauthor, @moderndayklutz, and any other author who sees this and wants to partake! (I am terrible at remembering handles, and I absolutely know I have forgotten people, so it's a blanket request for everyone to share!)

Last Line Tagging Game

Rules: Share the last line you wrote, then tag as many ppl as there are words.

Thanks for tagging me @the-written-wyrm :)

This truth Aziraphale hadn’t been able to explain, not to Crowley, not even to himself, loomed between them now, just like that.

Way too many words for tagging (I really should learn how to write shorter sentences), but maybe you'd like to share @rcreveal , @theriverspath, @luv4thethindarkduke, @catsteinbooks, @metalmiez? No pressure :)

And of course if anyone else who wasn’t tagged wants to share, go ahead!

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my dream as a fanfic writer is for one day, one of my fics to be someones comfort fic. like the fic that they reread when they don't feel good and want to be happy. i want my words to comfort someone one day

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12345 Writer Tag Game

Rules: Give us the links to your fic with the most hits, second most kudos, third most comments, fourth most bookmarks, fifth most words, and fic with the least words (feel free to interpret however you would like; if not on AO3, can be on Tumblr or FFNET, etc)!

Thank you so much @angie-words for the tag; I am absolutely honored! This is such a cool thing to take part in (and I loved that it showed me some of your works I'd missed - more fics to love)! My only adjustment to the interpretation is that I'm taking my Ineffable Kinktober 2024 fic out of consideration for most of them as it is kind of a juggernaut and not actually a full story on its own and it would skew results. Without further ado:

Most Hits: three, two, one, we go live (Explicit, M/M, 47k)

Aziraphale is quite happy with his rather prodigious earnings from his work as a camboy on OnlyFans. Now if only his growing feelings for his colleague at his day job weren’t causing him to waffle about this secret identity of his. Crowley has been happily single for the majority of his adult life, satisfied with his work and the at least biweekly streams of his favorite camboy, He’s No Angel. So why is he starting to feel guilty for the warmth he feels when he thinks about his favorite colleague at work?

Second Most Kudos: and i cast a spell over the west to make you think of me (the same way i think of you) (Explicit, M/M, 21k)

Five times Crowley experiences the human phenomenon of "wet dreams" + one time Aziraphale has one too. Chapter 1: Eden Chapter 2: Uz Chapter 3: Rome Chapter 4: Paris 1793 Chapter 5: Soho 1967 Chapter 6: The Night At Crowley's Flat

Third Most Comments: you shoulda taught me such naughty things (Explicit, M/F, 10k)

Aziraphale has always enjoyed a few glasses of sherry at her local bar every Thursday night to unwind from the stress of life – be it a spat with her ex-husband, handling a disaster for her two kids away at university, or the typical tediousness of the daily routine at her library job. But when Crowley, a young man practically half her age, starts frequenting the bar with his terrible pickup lines and sets his sights on her, her routine adjusts a bit to include some… education. After all, some boys just need to be put in their place. (aka the MILF Aziraphale fic)

Fourth Most Bookmarks: oh hell yes, i'm a nervous wreck (Explicit, M/M, 18k)

In an attempt to comfort Aziraphale after a conversation with his judgmental parents, Crowley splutters out an accidental innuendo. Aziraphale, unable to keep from teasing him, ends up awakening a kink Crowley had never considered. Said kink is subsequently explored thoroughly. Aka the joking then not-so-joking Daddy kink fic.

Fifth Most Words: 'cause i was only born inside my dreams (Explicit, F/F, 18k)

A series of NSFW ficlets from my universe with butch Aziraphale and genderfluid Crowley. Like with the SFW ficlets, these can be read as standalones! 1 - Index 2 - Breeding kink 3 - Daddy kink + spanking 4 - Collared Crowley 5 - Wax + temperature play (Daddy kink and collaring pt. 2) 6 - Teacher/student roleplay + spanking

Fic with the Least Words: i'm here at the beginning of the end, oh the end of infinity with you (General Audiences, F/F, 675 words)

Crowley marvels at the changes in her body mid-pregnancy. Prompt for this fic: overwhelmed with love/happy tears

Whenever I need to tag anyone, I have a mild anxiety attack and am terrified that I'm going to forget an author friend that I follow/follows me, so to avoid that, I'm taking the coward's way out :P Any authors who see this, join in! (And tag me, I always want to catch more fics I may have missed!)

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Yes, thank you so much, @queer-reader-07! What an honor to be placed among such illustrious company who've written such incredible fics! I'm just thrilled you've enjoyed some of my silly little stories!

And @ineffabildaddy, I sincerely hope you enjoy it when you get to it; I myself have quite a few of yours in my Marked for Later list that I can't wait to get to once work slows down!

Besties I need your help. Ovulation week is coming up and I need smut recs.

Lately I'm struggling to find ones that are immersive enough. I need to read about the stubble scratching his skin; the smell of his lovers neck before he kisses it; the taste of his sweat when he does. I need to know exactly where the soft hairs of his abdomen become coarser. You get the picture. Those details. All of them.

I like enemies to lovers/rivals to lovers, pining while fucking, and the old reliable "there was only one bed".

Can be any fandom, as long as it's very gay (I do prefer good omens). The only squicks are watersport, scat, and mpreg. But other than those, it's all good. I mean that wholeheartedly. Please help a girl out!

P.S. my askbox is open if you want to rec anonymously 💜

[hazel-sage]

Reblog if you love "How to Train Your Dragon"