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drunk at chili’s mommy milkers rick sanchez please save me

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So far, we've had two episodes where Morty retaliated against Rick--trapping him in a matrix, beating him up--and Rick did...absolutely nothing. He didn't even raise a shield to defend himself when Morty attacked him. On some level, I think he knows he had it coming.

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babies…

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Rick de-aged himself to 27 in Fear No Mort (which has been presumed relatively canon in terms of Rick and Diane’s relationship) meaning he was around 27 years old when his Diane and Beth died.

The Beths de-aged themselves to 10 and looked identical to the Beth in the flashback in The Rickshank Redemption, meaning Rick’s original Beth was probably around 10 years old when she died.

That would put Rick at about 17 years old when Beth was born… The same age Beth was when she had Summer.

‘That’s how teenage pregnancy happens, my friend!’ makes a lot more sense now.

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What do you bet that this Rick was another robot while real Rick was off doing some gay turkey powerplay with the President?

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to anyone i haven’t responded to in DM’s for a while:

hope you’re doing well! i still see you :3

sorry i’ve not been very active lately. turns out that working full time, chronic illness, and trying to find the right meds for a year just don’t mesh well…

to everyone else, i still watch all the eps live and i’m posting when i can!

wishing everyone the coolest and safest summer. here’s to hopefully posting more soon! 💕✨

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i love when rick crouches down or gets on one knee to talk to morty on his level. like the little hand on the shoulder? it’s really sweet. it’s not even something you have to wait to see in later seasons after character development. he does it in the pilot, yo.

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Don’t mind me…. just sitting in the corner at 2am drawing that hug I’ve been wanting so badly…

now on da

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they forgot summer for a whole year 💀

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About three years ago I made a joke that Rick Sanchez likes to listen to Tori Amos when he's sad.

WHELP

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seeing lady ricks made me so happy also the implied rickcest helloooo??

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People's contacts in Rick and Morty are always so funny

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loved homesteader rick a lot. i’m not normal abt him

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I like adult morty from the charger simulation ))

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there's a theme here......

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"The Rick, the Mort and the Ugly" isn't one of my personal favorites, but Ian and Harry really knocked it out of the park. They had an entire episode to themselves, and all the Ricks and Mortys actually felt like different people. It never sounded like a couple of guys talking to themselves in the studio.

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Morty's so funny because he's the only family member not to have been confirmed queer (or the last, depending on your opinion lol) but because he spends most of his time with his grandpa, the cattiest man in the world, he's so camp sometimes