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i think i understand why i never see anyone cook the bear ham ...

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forgot to take a good photo before opening it ... was very good though. thought it tasted like watermelon gummies, dont know if i like apple cherry more or not

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at my sketchbook. straight up “drawing it”. and by “it”, haha, well. let’s justr say. Nothing

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Y'all, the world is sleeping on what NASA just pulled off with Voyager 1

The probe has been sending gibberish science data back to Earth, and scientists feared it was just the probe finally dying. You know, after working for 50 GODDAMN YEARS and LEAVING THE GODDAMN SOLAR SYSTEM and STILL CHURNING OUT GODDAMN DATA.

So they analyzed the gibberish and realized that in it was a total readout of EVERYTHING ON THE PROBE. Data, the programming, hardware specs and status, everything. They realized that one of the chips was malfunctioning.

So what do you do when your probe is 22 Billion km away and needs a fix? Why, you just REPROGRAM THAT ENTIRE GODDAMN THING. Told it to avoid the bad chip, store the data elsewhere.

Sent the new code on April 18th. Got a response on April 20th - yeah, it's so far away that it took that long just to transmit.

And the probe is working again.

From a programmer's perspective, that may be the most fucking impressive thing I have ever heard.

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ART COMISSIONS !!

PRICES

£3 - SIMPLE HEADSHOTS

£4 - MORE DETAILED HEADSHOTS

£7 - FULL BODY (SIMPLE BACKGROUND & COLOURING)

£10 - FULL BODY (A LITTLE MORE DETAILED COLOURING / BACKGROUND)

£15 - DETAILED ART (PLAIN BACKROUND)

£20 - DETAILED ART (WITH BACKROUND)

£25 - FULL CHARACTER PAGE

WHAT I WILL AND WON'T DRAW

WILL DRAW:

Original characters, animals, non-human characters, mild gore, most things that are not on the won't draw list (ask if you're unsure)

WON'T DRAW

NSFW, mech, anything offensive, heavy detail (ask), heavy gore (ask)

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tried two of these drinks today!! never had them before. apple and mint was alright. cherry and apple tasted like those cherry gummies and i thought it was very good i will buy again

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bring back tumblr ask culture let me. bother you with questions and statements

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by rumo sievey

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mgs ...

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ladybugs i saw on wednesday

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stuff i found on the weekend!!

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first page of my new sketchbook !!

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Fishbowl by Bradley Somer!!

I thought this was a really good book!! Surprisingly the fish was a very small part in this book. There's a little drawing of the fish on every page that moves as you flick through and that's cool!! I liked all the different characters and how each chapter swapped from the different perspectives; each character was unique and ties in really well with the story. This book is a great glimpse into what can happen in only 30 minutes.

SPOILERS UNDERNEATH!!

When I first started reading the book, I wasn't sure if I liked it or not. I could understand why people didn't finish the book. The first bit was a little philosophical and I couldn't work out what it had to do with a goldfish, but I realised what it meant pretty quickly. The writing style was good and it's all pretty fast-paced!! You get to see a range of different views on the same event, and how one characters actions affect the others.

For a book called Fishbowl, the fish's perspective was probably my least favourite. His chapters are mainly about how he's falling and keeps forgetting everything. I wouldn't say it's bad but definitely a little repetitive after a while; compared to the other characters, I just found it a little boring.

Out of all the characters, Garth was probably my favourite. The suspense of what was inside his secret package was exciting and one of the reasons I kept reading. His story doesn't have much action, but him and the caretaker, Jimenez, together were really nice. Jimenez is portrayed as unimportant and ignored so seeing Garth appreciate what he does was great!!

I thought it was really good!!! I would definitely recommend, and would read again!!

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Red Dwarf 30 Day Challenge Redux: Day 4 👀 Favourite Red Dwarf moment?

“He’s cruel! He’s selfish! He thinks… terrible things.”