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hcshannon · 2 days ago
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I feel like drawing something, but than at the last minute I don't feel like it.
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hcshannon · 2 days ago
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Just saw Jaws at my local library for its 50th anniversary. I had a blast!
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hcshannon · 19 days ago
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hcshannon · 28 days ago
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I forgot all about this...some Christian channel was marathoning them all one year!
How many "Little House" finale specials were their anyway?
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hcshannon · 28 days ago
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Predictions for Lilo and Stitch 2
(Warning this is a joke!)
The changes from the animated version are explained and parodied
Lilo beats the shit out Myrtle during a recital, gets kicked out of dance school and labelled a juvenile delinquent.
Nani meets another guy at college and brings him back to Hawaii
David gets jealous and challenges him to a surfing contest
New guy can't surf and drowns and it turns out, he and Nani were just friends and David frantically tries to hide the body or make it look like an accident.
Jumba was a patsy, Hamsterviel was behind the entire thing.
Gantu is a dumb muscle who gets easily distracted by really dumb things.
Hamsterviel is portrayed by a midget in a bad costume
Pleakley becomes a crossdresser.
The Ice Cream guy meets the Sno-Cone guy and it's not pretty
Johnny Depp shows up on the set, wasted out of his mind and thinks they're finally doing that adaptation "The Curse of Lono"
Johnny recruits Ralph Steadman to redesign the experiments.
Stitch gets an agent who somehow he becomes a celebrity and gets a slew of merchandise with some saying something like "He's bigger than those minions"
During the credits there's a large caption saying "Buy More Licensed Stitch Products"
Reuben looks like a rejected Sesame Street character and talks with a bad Pee Wee Herman impression (since Paul Reubens died)
A cameo by ANY Kid in the Hall (most likely Kevin), bonus if he's in drag!
Trump bashing. Also, white tourists in MAGA gear are depicted as being easily offended.
Cobra and the social worker lady become a couple
Any scene that involves the characters rapping.
Avant-garde filmmaking style with Family Guy-esque cutaway gags, subliminal messages or long pointless Andy Warhol-esque shots of random things.
Elvis references, but really inappropriate ones like shooting a TV or dying on the toilet.
The style of humor becomes more Douglas Adams-esque
Fourth Wall breaking callouts against the first movie's detractors.
Reblog and post your own.
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hcshannon · 1 month ago
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Lemon Tree Frog
I wanted to combine lemons and frogs in the same picture, here’s the result. Just a quckie
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hcshannon · 1 month ago
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Beware of Goose
Over the weekend I went to the Charley Harper exhibit at the Headley Whitney Museum. In the garden next to the museum. There was a sign saying “Before of Goose” and in one of the urns on top of a column was a goose sitting who probably had a nest in the urn. So, I attempted to draw the goose in Charley Harper’s style.
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hcshannon · 1 month ago
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Where I went today...
The artwork was amazing, go see it!
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hcshannon · 2 months ago
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youtube
This show was funnier than SNL.
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hcshannon · 2 months ago
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hcshannon · 2 months ago
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I saw some carnivorous bog terrariums at the garden store, the other day and now I'm obsessed
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hcshannon · 3 months ago
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Monty Python is now on TUBI!
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hcshannon · 3 months ago
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The Tower
It’s not my best Tarot card, but I tried. I can’t really draw/paint fire. I also had to redraw it.
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hcshannon · 3 months ago
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Beanie Babies names
I was looking at the newest Beanie Babies today and they had a grey dog named Wilfred and black cat named Binx.
Reminds me of when I was a kid in the 90s and they had a pig named Squealer and my sister was like "Isn't that the pig from Animal Farm?"
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hcshannon · 3 months ago
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Six of Swords
Another part of my ongoing Tarot series. I wanted to do something different (like always) so I chose a swan boat rather than a ferry.
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hcshannon · 4 months ago
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RIP George Lowe
He was going to be at the Lexington Comic and Toy Con this weekend.
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hcshannon · 4 months ago
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It's another Celbrityocalpyse, folks!
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