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Who’s willing to guess the total value of the change found inside a body today? I will not specify where inside.

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My dear coworker, I've noticed you have ADHD too, would you mind giving me a pill of aderall? I'm going insane and it's not in stock until next week

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Don’t tell Cuddy, but I’ve been stealing a few extra bottles. I’ve got them stocked up. Come see me in my office 🙂

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My brothers are coming to town

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Yeah you were right 😔 yknow, after this is over, we should take Anna to the store for some books or something.

It’s Anna’s birthday today! And someone has been kicking on the door screaming at me for 15 minutes! Yay!!

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It’s Anna’s birthday today! And someone has been kicking on the door screaming at me for 15 minutes! Yay!!

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Gay

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It’s…it’s too late. Time to send a formal apology to my younger sister.

What is mpreg

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Oh. I have some emails to unsend.

What is mpreg

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What is mpreg

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Who the hell gave my daughter a toothbrush last night for Halloween? You might as well turn off your porch light

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I asked her to explain some of the lore. You guys won’t be hearing from me for a few days. I’ll be doing a full play though of all of the games. This is who I am now.

Anna is dressed as Circus Baby from that one five days at Frederick’s… and she surprised me this morning with a Funtime Foxy (?) costume? I don’t know who this is, this is an okay costume right?

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Also! There is no way in hell I will be labeling my daughter as a target with a blue bucket. I understand the intent, but I can’t be the only one to realize the danger of labeling children as vulnerable.

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Anna is dressed as Circus Baby from that one five days at Frederick’s… and she surprised me this morning with a Funtime Foxy (?) costume? I don’t know who this is, this is an okay costume right?

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hey bird!! how was the dance! (me and melanie decided to stay home)

-andy

It was great! I’m not sure I remember much of it but I had a good time. Anna was sad she didn’t get to see you, I think we’ll have to have dinner sometime :)

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((Ooc they went home and had a little nap. Ie went to sleep and Ev woke up on the floor bc drunk Stevie kicks HARD))

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hwlp this random man and womam arw tryinh to get mw into theor car. they wknt listen when i say im marrief

-@ppth-endocrinology-head

Who??

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See you there :):):):):):):):):):):)):):):):)):):):))):)))):):)

Lobe wehtut this you tgo??

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Sorry, I’m ttyinh to find Sydney. Also Anna. Has the hosputsl alwyas been this big