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((Peter Cullen was a VA in Invincible!?? damnit I can't unsee Optimus' helmet superimposed over his head))

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rb this with ur opinion on this shade of pink:

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Wanted to try drawing a chibi version of him, kinda

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((I CAN CRUSH ON DEAD MECH IF I WANT TO STFU))

.... Do you have any pictures? Now I'm nosy, I wanna see. Or we could update an image of the current frame in a photo editor to resemble...?

I would show you my most embarrassing old baby photos in return? but they're not that interesting-

I also think it'd be good for your kiddo, especially if it brings up more memories from the old days. She wants to hear about them from you.

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Nnnnoooo, I definitely do not... *Ew, now you've only further incentivized him to never show anyone those images.*

*kicked turbo-hound optics* Q~Q

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this is killing me it's so cute

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they are Cancelling me for dealing with my grief as best i can . also for the vicious war Crimes

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Reblog to let your followers know that despite your current obsession your previous obsessions still exist and are simply lying dormant until they awaken and strike again

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*Desperately wanting to be able to take it as a compliment, but is still annoyed about the monch.*

You do this to other humans as well as members of other species?

*sweet fragging AllSpark he hopes it decides to go gnaw on a Cybertronian like [redacted for legal reasons] next*

What would you do if I poked and bite you.... not maliciously. But like u were my favorite dog toy

A blank-yet-confused stare followed by efficiently (and violently) removing you from the area.

I am aware of how your kind treat the infamous biting insect that plagues much of your planet, but that seems rather... messy.

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you can get shockingly far just by giving people things

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hello yes I have accidentally developed a new obsession, hence my absence. Don't ask, please. I am simply. Returning to my trash goblin roots. .... Don't look at my phone though.

How goes it out here?

*well now he's going to have to, because Frag You that's why*

Were you ever not a 'trash goblin'? *what does that even mean? it had better be weird Earthling slang and not literal*

It 'goes' relatively smoothly, though I surprisingly would not say it has been boring, not quite. Your planet's financial situation is so hilariously unstable; I've been amusing myself by seeing how much of an impact I could make.

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What would you do if I poked and bite you.... not maliciously. But like u were my favorite dog toy

A blank-yet-confused stare followed by efficiently (and violently) removing you from the area.

I am aware of how your kind treat the infamous biting insect that plagues much of your planet, but that seems rather... messy.

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FOUND family??? you think i just found them like this??? babes this is FORGED family. Me & the bros were scrap metal in a junkyard (very valuable, very sharp, very dangerous, uncared for) and we GOT IN THE FUCKING FIRE TOGETHER. WE did this. we said I AM NOT LEAVING YOU and melted into each other for better or for worse (it’s for better) and we are A FUNCTIONAL UNIT now. DO NOT SEPARATE. BATTERIES FUCKING INCLUDED. FOUND family my ass, we built this non-nuclear family unit from the ground up, don’t devalue this!!! it was is and will be a labour of love!!!

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Yeah, I'm. I'm very pro "eat the rich", so. Surprised you didn't pin me for that the moment I appeared on your doorstep.

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Are you seriously tempting him with fragging up Earth's varying economies right now? That might not be such a bad idea; he could teach Cumulus economics and scheming at the same time!

"I 'pinned you for' being an insect and absolute nuisance."

Starscream hadn't even bothered learning her name, how did she expect him to know her political leanings?

"Wait, is that why you're constantly annoying me!?"

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"I was quite rich before the War"

*gagging*

"and a major celebrity... if not outright royalty"

*retching noises*

Cool! Gross! I hate it. Ew.

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"Well, I wouldn't expect a human to have any sense of taste." Ew, he can smell the poor on you.

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💚💚💚 (because hes a baby bitch boy)

💖💖💖 ( because I he's baby 😊)

Send 💚 for a reason NOT to date my muse And send 💖 for a reason TO date my muse

"You mean you're not smitten already?" Such is one sad Seeker Scream. :( Oh well, maybe he can persuade any listeners as well.

💖 "I was quite rich before the War, and a major celebrity in Vos if not outright royalty, and envied by all the other Seekers at least the ones with sense, which excludes pretty much all of Tarn." 💚 ((He has powerful foes, and mostly only himself to blame. Whether he actually cares or not doesn't matter, either; you'd better be formidable in your own right because those enemies would be perfectly okay with taking a cheap shot at you.))

💖 "If you've managed to catch my optics, then I hope you know that you're absolutely exquisite. Just imagine how we'd look on each other's arms~" 💚 ((Don't forget that he's a raging narcissist, one of his top 5 defining personality components, so if you fall short of his exacting standards or fail to adequately stroke his enormous ego, you'll be shown the door.))

💖 "Are you interested in scintillating conversation or games of skill? I may not be the most patient of tutors, but I'll still show you how to get exactly what you want from people without them ever knowing they were manipulated. Do you know how satisfying it is when they think it was their idea?~" 💚 ((Have we established he's an asshole enough by now? Even to people he likes. But hey, if hate-flirting is your thing then maybe this isn't a not.))

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