heavenhellandhumanity
heavenhellandhumanity
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Multi-fandom and hockey blog. Fandom will change depending on which one I'm obsessed with. She/her/they. Asks and messages all welcome, especially fic prompts! Fandoms at the mo are Star Wars Prequels and 23.5 degrees. AO3 is dragons_and_angels 
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heavenhellandhumanity · 5 days ago
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I do appreciate a show which goes 'you know what this pairing needs? Gunshot wounds.'
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heavenhellandhumanity · 19 days ago
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“average person eats 3 spiders a year” factoid actualy just statistical error. average person eats 0 spiders per year. Spiders Georg, who lives in cave & eats over 10,000 each day, is an outlier adn should not have been counted
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heavenhellandhumanity · 19 days ago
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I’m going to show my age, but y’all remember the Friends episode where they unlock and open Monica’s closet and find that all of her mess is shoved in there.
That is one of my favorite character archetypes, looks completely fine and normal on the outside, but all of their mess is carefully locked behind one door and if you open it you’ll discover just what a fucking disaster they are.
Glad I wasn’t wrong about you, Tam!
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heavenhellandhumanity · 19 days ago
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actually i think the clones are kinda scared by the concept of a nuclear family. they were raised by several hundred beings, almost a hundred of them from a culture that values childcare above all else, so the idea that just two people are supposed to be responsible for the entire family of kids??? two??? are you fucking good besties?????? you need at least four parents like a squad has?????? they're relieved to learn about polyamory because finally someone has the proper number of parents
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heavenhellandhumanity · 19 days ago
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I think it says a lot about me that the thing that bothered me the most so far this whole series is Phi and Tam leaving that refrigerator door open.
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heavenhellandhumanity · 19 days ago
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I was sure they were going to give Tam a reason for the breakup that would put him in a more sympathetic light, but now I'm glad they didn't. He's just that fucked up. I especially love the flavor of mess that he is: simultaneously believing he's got to take responsibility for everyone and everything he loves, and that he's so disposable that losing him will be no big deal.
(why I appreciate this so much is between me and my therapist)
The second chance Phi extends to him is about what it's always been about: Phi just wants him back. As badly as Tam fucked up and hurt him, Phi still loves him and wants to be with him. I'm glad they had it out, I'm glad Phi stayed mad for most of the episode (while still making it clear that he doesn't want to walk away), and I'm glad Tam kept his promise in the final part. He's still a work in progress, but that's true of everyone anyone dates. It just comes down to whether it's worth trying.
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heavenhellandhumanity · 20 days ago
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STAR WARS REBELS (2014 - 2018) | Trials of the Darksaber (3.15)
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heavenhellandhumanity · 20 days ago
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What if water didn't have surface tension and whenever you spilled some, the whole floor of your entire apartment was covered in a 2 micrometer deep puddle
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heavenhellandhumanity · 20 days ago
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The Ex-Morning เพราะแฟนเก่าเปลี่ยนแปลงบ่อย (2025) Episode 7
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heavenhellandhumanity · 20 days ago
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MIX SAHAPHAT as THE VETERINARIAN episode 7 of THE EX-MORNING
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heavenhellandhumanity · 20 days ago
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A couple weeks ago I was practicing my owl calls on a night hike and I successfully called in a barred owl. My owl call is pretty good, but I've never called an owl to me from afar because I rarely do night hikes and so I don't get much chance to. I had expected to be really excited about this, especially since two of my coworkers are really skilled at owl calls and they don't usually get a response, much less a full conversation, but instead I felt so guilty. I eventually had to start ignoring this poor deceived owl that was following my call through the park. I felt like I catfished him.
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heavenhellandhumanity · 20 days ago
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at the euthanasia party everyone gets a sip of the forbidden lean
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heavenhellandhumanity · 20 days ago
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when a mutual has a bad take, it’s important to remember that nobody’s perfect. but when someone you don’t know has a bad take, it’s important to send a firing squad to their house
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heavenhellandhumanity · 20 days ago
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last week my doppelganger trapped me in the basement I keep it imprisoned in and took my place in my life. fortunately after the first day of this it came down and asked to have the basement back. Probably a good sign 👍
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heavenhellandhumanity · 21 days ago
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Thinking about them today 💕
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heavenhellandhumanity · 21 days ago
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Anakin's whole shtick is that he was supposed to be the Chosen One, right? Except that didn't work out the way anyone expected.
Next was Luke, who wasn't called the Chosen One, but certainly was meant to bring balance and whatever.
Then there's Rey, who basically had to do the same thing.
Point is that it would be infinitely funnier if the reason the Jedi weren't enthused about Qui-Gon claiming Anakin was the Chosen One was less to do with musty old prophecies and more to do with there being a Chosen One every generation or so.
Qui-Gon: I believe this boy to be the Chosen One. Council: *collective groan* Yoda: Died Master Blorbo has not. Still young they are. Mace: And the only thing they've been "bringing balance" to is the Order's budget. Not that I'm complaining, mind you! Better them than me. Yaddle: Old, Master Tieldier is. Much balance she has brought to the creches. Ki-Adi-Mundi: Plo, didn't you find a Chosen One last year? Plo: It was a false alarm. They proved to be the Chosen One of a local god, not the Force.
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heavenhellandhumanity · 21 days ago
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ASSISTANT DIRECTOR OF “THE EX-MORNING” SAYS TO REWATCH CERTAIN SCENE
Tomorrow we get episode 7 and the long-awaited Reason Why Tam Left (TM), so ahead of that, assistant director Meng (and real life human attendant of Sosay’s actress) tweeted this:
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"Actually, Tam already gave his answer about why he left Phi [in the bathroom scene of episode 3]. He might not have said it out loud, but it was all in his eyes. I have to say that they both acted very well in that scene. When I watched it for the first time, even I sobbed. After you’ve watched episode 7, go back and rewatch that scene in episode 3. Then you'll understand everything Tam was thinking as well as what Phi was feeling."
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INTRIGUE.
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