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Me: trying to sleep at 10

My brain:

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Okay but like why is John Constantine so handsome???

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Tony Stark, in ‘Infinity War’:  “Let’s just throw this stone into the garbage disposal.”

James Rhodes, in ‘Endgame’:  “Let’s just kill baby Thanos.”

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respect all ships

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except starker

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Police Detective: SO you claim this boy is yours? *Gestures to Jack*

Sam: Yes, adopted

Police Detective: Yes, by you, your brother and ah uh...Castiel. Is that right?

Sam: Yes

Police Detective: Who is here with all of these undocumented people, some of whom are legally dead

Sam: I adopted them

Police Detective: And Castiel himself is not on any system anywhere

Sam: Double adopted. Infinity adopted. He is mine

Police Detective: Sir you can't just adopt everyone and everything you-

Sam: *Picking up police dog*

Police Detective: Sir that is Officer Ruff. You can't just pick him up and-

Sam: Adopted

Police Detective: No!

Sam: He's mine now

Police Dectective: You can't-

Sam: *Walking away with Jack while carrying Officer Ruff* Possession is 9/10s of the law! Mine now!

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Supernatural but instead it’s just Sam Winchester being adorable

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John Constantine is really out here being the best superhero

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Just watched “Shazam” with my parents and we discussed the question of who, in the DC Universe, gets the money for all of the superhero merch we see, all the T-shirts and toys and backpacks. My dad suggests that they’re all manufactured by Wayne Enterprises and that 100% of the proceeds go to paying off property damage caused by big superhero fights. He suggested I put this theory on the internet and “see if he can get 128,000 likes” and it was a specific enough request that I thought I’d see if you guys were up to that challenge

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The SPN fandom really out here trying to make me ship DeanxCas like they’re Jehovah Witnesses.

While jokes on you bitches I believe in Greek mythology and I care more about Sam than those two.

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Clint: Tell my family I love them

Natasha: *whips out Uno reverse card*

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Why do we NEVER talk about Elvis dating 14 year old girls and having proof for it yet people always say Michael Jackson is a pedophile while there just allegations????

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John Constantine should end up married with a men don’t @ me

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Like sister, like brother.

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UNPOPULAR OPINION

The Lion King is overhyped and the same time boring

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“You want to know something, Ponyboy? I’m scared stiff. I used to talk about killing myself...” he drew a quivering breath. “I don’t want to die now. It ain’t long enough. Sixteenth years ain’t long enough. I would mind if there wasn’t so much stuff I ain’t done yet and so many things I ain’t seen. It’s not fair. You know what? That time we were in Windrixvelle was the only time I’ve been away from our neighborhood.”

The Outsiders By S.E. Hinton

As someplace who tried to commit suicide this quote really this with me and shows my why I should be alive

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