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my classroom had 2 pet fish and the really fat one ate the small one that biggie 😭

Not surprised. Trap me inside a room with a floating burrito and it's bound to get eaten.

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WINONA RYDER IS A BOSS CHICK 

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My personal favorite origin for Clark's suit is from a novel version where Ma Kent makes a suit that gets shredded in fights, but then Lex gets embarrassed that his "nemesis" can't hold his own image together and sends him a better super-suit. No tricks, no traps, just a good, durable suit.

“Superman’s suit should be Kryptonian” “Ma Kent should make Superman’s suit at home” or how about the third fun option where the suit is the Kryptonian skinsuit BUT it gets damaged by Kryptonite and Ma Kent has to figure out how to sew/mend Kryptonian cloth that seems to have a mind of its own and won’t stop SQUIRMING.

Thousands of years of Kryptonian technology vs one Midwestern mom with her favorite show on? I’m putting my money on Ma.

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“I told you once that I was searching for the nature of evil. I think I’ve come close to defining it: a lack of empathy. It’s the one characteristic that connects all the defendants. A genuine incapacity to feel with their fellow man. Evil, I think, is the absence of empathy.” - G.M. Gilbert

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This is funny coming from Reddit

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I wonder if Lonni Jung’s daughter grows up in the New Republic thinking that her father was a fascist. She is ashamed and angry. She refuses to use her last name. She has terrible fights with her mother as a teen.

Then Kleya finds her and pays a visit.

upd: yes i wrote it

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the opposite of that "orc can't read ulysses" is an elf who smugly delivers a lecture misinterpreting the Very Hungry Caterpillar

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first youtube analysis i've wanted to watch voluntarily

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#He's the perfect superman

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Wait until you see the Flesh Socks

what fucking hell dimension are y’all blogging from

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I love this picture/story so much.

i got this photo with gus from breaking bad and the conversation went like this

me: “hey can you pretend this banana I found outside is a gun?” him: “it is a gun” me: “shit you’re a good actor”

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