hellshottesthost

[hellshottesthost]

om nom nom

are you trying to tell me you wouldn't be bored without anyone sending asks?

whether you like it or not, im part of you life now. part of your routine. you go on tumblr, and you know you'll have an anon ask from me. if you didn't, you'd be disappointed.

you know I'm right, Vox.

Here’s the thing.

Tumbler is not in my routine. I don’t do shit on this app other than reply to whatever the fuck someone asks when I have some time to kill waiting for a meeting to start or between shows and interviews.

I’m important enough of a person that I don’t get bored, but you wouldn’t know anything about that.

[hellshottesthost]

om nom nom

yeah it's still me

but hey, I know you missed me really ✨️✨️

You fucking wish. The only think I miss is having time to myself.

[hellshottesthost]

om nom nom

I had a whole as fucking reply to this that I typed out before getting dragged into a meeting and I don’t know if it’s relevant anymore but hell I don’t get paid enough, or whatever people complain about.

Only saying that now because you’re back.

Woo.

That is if you’re the same one as before.

[hellshottesthost]

you have a shark and some random person calling you kitten

what the hell

but hey at least you've got a cool t-shirt idea now. though are there even presidents in Hell?

-imply anon

side note, why has this name stuck now? it is a reminder of my stupidity. you probably love that, actually.

People are gullible enough that if you pretend to be the president, they’ll believe you. Especially if you already have an influence. It’s not like we have an actual leader anyway, so what’s the harm in a campaign. If the people vote me in then shit, I’m the president.

The name shit you did to your self, but you deserve it for trying to one up me of all people.

[hellshottesthost]

what the actual fuck

i can give you all the cookies in the world and I don't think it'll help

maybe some bleach. that was... traumatic.

-imply anon

Welcome to the hell that is the shit I have to deal with.

I hate it here.

[hellshottesthost]

Have an pie

What kind of pie is it?

That fully decided is I’m going to send it back, then again I might just send it back anyway.

I am thinking of mass producing that shirt you have though. A presidential campaign would be pretty damn easy.

[hellshottesthost]

oh wait fuck

okay, this is the imply anon again

touche, I'm just too fucking dyslexic too read

have a cookie as an apology

🍪

I may need another cookie after the fucking stroke I just had reading my other ask.

[hellshottesthost]

K-KITTEN??? WHY WOULD YOU DO THIS TO ME?? I THOUGHT WE WERE 4LIFERS!! 🤬🤬 WE WATCHED SKIBIDI TOILET TOGETHER, SANG THE SONG, DRANK GRIMACE SHAKES TOGETHER, ETC!! 🔪🔪 THIS IS NOT FUNNY!!! 👿👿👿 alpha scratches you and you die W-WAIT, NO KITTEN!! I DIDN’T MEAN TO! W-WAKE UP!! PLEASE!!!! NO!! MY OHIO LEVEL THREE GYAT ONE TWO BUCKLE MY SHOE LIGHTSKIN STARE KITTEN!! NOOOOOOOOO! IM SO SORRY!!!!!! WAKE UP, PLEASE!!!!!!! ⛓️⛓️⛓️⛓️⛓️⛓️⛓️☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️🖤🖤🖤🖤🖤🖤👿👿👿👿👿👿👿🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪 i-i must go… i hurt my kitten, the one i swore to protect no matter the cost. i’m so sorry kitten. daddy loves you.

What the fuck.

[hellshottesthost]

To the person sending in the anonymous asks of “om nom nom,” you somehow fucked up so bad this time around I can’t even reply to it properly.

I don’t know whether to laugh at you for your inability to do a task as simple as sending an ask, or to offer you a job as a beta tester.

This is what your most recent one looks like on my end.

On a different topic, you can’t be a shark. Everyone and their mother knows sharks can’t make that noise as that would imply they have lips and that they’re physically capable of making noise, which they’re not on either point.

Unless you are a megamouth shark though, which is a filter feeder and does have lips. Still, it can’t make noise.

Next time if you’re going to harass me as a shark imitation, make it a sound effect more suited for a shark.

[hellshottesthost]

'but that would imply imply I care'

-your post where you got shark-rolled

hey Voxxy, is that meant to say simply?

No. I know what I fucking wrote.

I don’t give a shit what they do unless it damages anything I do.

You don’t have any right to talk either considering you misspelled my name, typed “imply” twice, and didn’t capitalize the first letter of your sentence.

[hellshottesthost]

Revenge (Get Shark-rolled)

Clearly your skill set only consists of drawing if you’re stupid enough to click on a random link. That shit could have been malware for all you knew.

I’d say I’d hope you’ve got enough critical thinking to know not to scan random QR codes, but that would imply that I care and that I think you’re actually capable of that.

I doubt either of those are possible.

[hellshottesthost]

om nom nom

@yesitstheradiodemon Harass this thing.

I have shit to do.

[hellshottesthost]

om nom nom

I don’t even know why I’m entertaining this.

Seriously, what the fuck do you want.

[hellshottesthost]

om nom nom

What the fuck do you want from me.

[hellshottesthost]

om nom nom

Uhh…

Is this a threat?

The fuck are you doing?

How boring of a life do you have that you’d dedicate time and energy to whatever the hell that ask is.

[hellshottesthost]

heard the radio deer freak was talking smack about the quality of Voxtek

That prick woudnt even fucking know. He’s so technologically constipated he has no clue how fucking hard it is to make shit good. He’d think one of those old ass Nokia brick phones was bad quality even though I know people who have used those shits as a murder weapon.

He’s just fucking pissy because I’m actually good at what I do.

[hellshottesthost]

Cowboy Shark bc I live in Yeehaw land :)

I am so sorry for your loss of winter fashion.