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AND THE TOURNAMENT CONCLUDES!!!

OUR VICTOR, THE UNBEATABLE, THE UNDAUNTED, THE QUEEN OF DANCING ON GRAVES... IS CARMILLA CARMINE!!!!

GIVE IT UP FOR OUR OVERLORD OF ULTIMATE ANNIHILATION AND WINNER OF THE MOST FUCKABLE POLLS!

IN SECOND PLACE, THE KING OF HELL, THE STEWARD OF THE DAMNED AND DUCKS ALIKE... LUCIFER MORNINGSTAR! HE PROVED HE COULD STICK IT TO GOD, BUT WAS DOOMED IN THE FACE OF THE LESBIANS. NONETHELESS, IT WAS A SOUND SHOWING!

AND FINALLY IN THIRD, THE STALWART, THE QUEEN OF SPEARS AND QUEERS... VAGGIE! WITH HER DEFEAT OVER PENTIOUS, SHE STANDS AMONG THESE LEGENDS WHILE PROBABLY WHAT THE FUCK SHE DID TO GET HERE AND WHERE CHARLIE WENT. GIVE HER A ROUND OF APPLAUSE!

AND IN OUR REDEMPTION ROUND... THE VICTOR IS ONE VEROSIKA MAYDAY! Proof that falling from grace once, doesn't mean you're down for good! May she enjoy her own Vaycay to Bonetown!

FOLLOWED IN SUIT BY VAGGIE (again!) AND STOLAS, WHO ARE STILL PROBABLY CONFUSED AS TO WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON

Thank you all so much for following this! I had a lot of fun. Don't go away just yet, though! There will be future polls held here as well. Be prepared for the UNFUCKABLE BRACKET, coming to you... whenever! (I don't know when yet. Shhhh.)

I hope you all had as much fun as I did. <3

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Two households, both alike in dignity, In fair Pride, where we lay our scene, From ancient grudge break to new mutiny, Where civil blood makes civil hands...

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REDEMPTION CRAB BUCKET FINALS: two lesbian thirst traps and a gay divorced owl walk into a bar

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FINALS: DILFS V MILFS

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Annnd so, the semi-finals are finished for the Redemption round! That means the finals are up tomorrow!

Carmilla v Lucifer!

Annnnd the Final Redemption threeway! Vaggie vs Stolas vs Verosika!

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REDEMPTION CRAB BUCKET SEMI FINALS

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REDEMPTION CRAB BUCKET SEMI FINALS: THREEWAY SEXY(?)MEN

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REDEMPTION CRAB BUCKET SEMI FINALS

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Semi Finals for the Redemption Bracket will be up at 4pm UK Standard Time!

Sallie May v Verosika! Vaggie v Sir Pentious! Annnnd... Angel Dust v Stolas v Vox!

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wait yeah, what the hell am i thinking. threeway is a go.

Semi-finals have concluded! Our winners:

Lucifer and Carmilla!

And in the Redemption bracket:

Vox, Verosika, Stolas, Sallie May and Angel Dust! Vaggie and Sir Pentious made good showings and will join the fray!

The true finals will be postponed briefly, in favour of sorting the redemption bracket to its own finals.

Although... Seeing as the redemption bracket has an odd number of contestants, I suppose the only way forward is to have one three-way bracket. How exciting! I think? Alternatively it's to add a character I forgot like Susan or one of the new characters dropped in the trailer like Vassago, to even out the numbers. (Let me know in the notes which would be better? I think I'm leaning towards the three way. Just seems easier.)

Well, that's enough from me for now! Hope to see you hopefully tomorrow!

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Semi-finals have concluded! Our winners:

Lucifer and Carmilla!

And in the Redemption bracket:

Vox, Verosika, Stolas, Sallie May and Angel Dust! Vaggie and Sir Pentious made good showings and will join the fray!

The true finals will be postponed briefly, in favour of sorting the redemption bracket to its own finals.

Although... Seeing as the redemption bracket has an odd number of contestants, I suppose the only way forward is to have one three-way bracket. How exciting! I think? Alternatively it's to add a character I forgot like Susan or one of the new characters dropped in the trailer like Vassago, to even out the numbers. (Let me know in the notes which would be better? I think I'm leaning towards the three way. Just seems easier.)

Well, that's enough from me for now! Hope to see you hopefully tomorrow!

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Okay! This blog will see continued use! I think the rarepair tournament will be postponed in favour of "most unfuckable" first, because... come on, it's perfect.

Well folks, we are nearing the semifinals already! It's been a blast running this. So much so, I'm kind of thinking about running another tournament in the future... Obviously not this topic, not until there's way more content than there already is, but if, say, I ran a rarepair tournament after this, would anybody here be interested?

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wait hang on that would be really fucking funny

Well folks, we are nearing the semifinals already! It's been a blast running this. So much so, I'm kind of thinking about running another tournament in the future... Obviously not this topic, not until there's way more content than there already is, but if, say, I ran a rarepair tournament after this, would anybody here be interested?

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REDEMPTION CRAB BUCKET

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REDEMPTION CRAB BUCKET

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REDEMPTION CRAB BUCKET

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REDEMPTION CRAB BUCKET