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#Kloktober 27th is the anniversary of the release of Doomstar Requiem! What better song to listen to today than “Blazing Star” itself!

Be sure to tag us @hellyesitiskloktober in your posts showing how you celebrate today! Headcanons, photos, fan art, whatever you wish to share!

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#Kloktober 23rd brings us “I Ejaculate Fire.” Hopefully, fire ejaculate ISN’T what’s going on in your life right now.

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Happy Toki 22nd! Celebrate our favorite rhythm guitarist by posting your fan art, fanfiction, headcanons, cosplay, etc! Tag us @hellyesitiskloktober in your posts!

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#Kloktober 22nd is Toki Day! Listen to “The Cyborg Slayers” and jam out!

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RSVP Please! For the 21st of #Kloktober, celebrate with “Birthday Dethday!”

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This supposed to be posted the 6th and it’s kinda sketchy and forgot how to anatomy and blablablah I’m trash.

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hellyesitiskloktober 4 Pickles the 20th!!! Have a smol pickle in thigh highs playing llsif. I don’t know I sort of ran out of ideas but the idea of Pickles in thigh highs never died in my mind. I would have done a better job but this was just too cute to stop working on so I finished it. :) 

happy kloktober to all and may your day be brutalful! hell I tried.

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IT’S THE DAY 4 PICKLES, THE 20th! 

Celebrate your favorite Deth Metal drummer by sharing your art, fanfiction, cosplay, etc! Tag us in your posts @hellyesitiskloktober!

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4 PICKLES, THE 20th of #Kloktober’s song is “Hatredcopter!”

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#Kloktober 19th brings us the opener of Season 4, Episode 1! “REJOIN”

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We hope you don’t do anything worthy of receiving a “Laser Cannon Deth Sentence” this #Klotober 18th!

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“Crush the Industry” this #kloktober 17th by going to your local FYE and buying all of the #Dethklok albums there! While you’re at it, go to Amazon and buy all the official merch you can!

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Don’t be “Starved” this #Kloktober 16th, even if you are workin’ hard paying tribute to yourself!

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Thanks for sharing with us! 

If anyone else wants to share with us their favorite fanfiction, just tag us @hellyesitiskloktober in your posts!

Chapters: 7/? Fandom: Metalocalypse Rating: Explicit Relationships: Charles “Foster” Offdensen/Quinn (21537; Original Klokateer Character), Charles Foster Offdensen/Skwisgaar Skwigelf Characters: Charles Foster Offdensen, Nathan Explosion, Pickles the Drummer, Toki Wartooth, Skwisgaar Skwigelf, William Murderface, Magnus Hammersmith, Ishnifus Meaddle, Mr. Salacia, Original Male Character

Additional Tags: queer!Offdensen, Casual Sex, ass beatin’s, Everybody Loves an Origin Story, head!canon offshoot, An Apocalypse of Metal, One-Time “Let’s Fuck the Manager” smut, I promise it’s not Murderface, Having Feelings Makes you Gay, Romance, but also smut, Look; I just wanna write a spin-off with blood and dicks and fire., Ride or Die for Dethklok, Klokateer Appreciation, Church of the Black Klok, Behind Every Bread & Butter You’re Fucking With is a Man Who Means Business, The Dead Man, It’s an Ancient Prophecy Charlie Offdensen!, a different variety of satire

Summary:

“We call him the Half Man. Haven’t you ever wondered why? Haven’t you wondered, who is the other half?”  

Beyond what parts of his life were dictated by managing Dethklok, little is known about Charles Offdensen, past or present, though the past has a way of floating to the surface. With an ancient prophecy unfolding, there is only so much one man, even the Dead Man, can do to keep the truth–and his true nature–buried.

(Intentionally a little over the top, written in third person but from Charles’ perspective, so expect to roll your eyes a bit. CFO has a dramatic flare. Chapters will trade off and work chronologically from two different time-frames. I’ll be swapping back and forth from one to the other each update until the time-lines merge, then, the Prophecy will be revealed…)

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Line up your favorite Metalocalypse fanfiction for the 15th! Tag us @hellyesitiskloktober in your fanfic recommendations and we’ll reblog it!

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happy fanfiction 15th everyone listen to me reading the best Metalocalypse fanfiction ever. @hellyesitiskloktober

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Today is #kloktober Fanfiction 15th! Share with everyone your favorite fanfictions, and be sure to tag us @hellyesitiskloktober so we can reblog your recommendations!