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The blanket gremlin has emerged

rare sighting of the infamous yiling patriach crawling out of his blanket cave to kiss his husband good day

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Wei Wuxian's worst nightmare.

The dog can fly now.

Fairy transportation

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Also can I just point out the sheer amount of times I've seen either Wei Wuxian and/or Lan Wangji each ice cream in the show???

Like every couple of episodes they're promoting an ice cream brand and it's so jarring just to see Lan Wangji whip out a whole ass ice cream cone like wtf–

Edit from like 1 minute after I posted this: I feel like I need to add more now that I looked at the scene again..

IT'S NOT EVEN ANIMATED.

THEY JUST PUT A FUCKING PNG OF THE ICE CREAM CONE.

WHY IS IT NOT ANIMATED LIKE THE REST

WHAT

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I calculated it…

I have around 6 hours and 45 minutes of watch time before I finish the entirety of mdzs...

I want to…

I really want to....

I mean—

I have the time, but do I want to pull an all-nighter to binge it all?

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I got a little too excited about finishing my outline for a mdzs fic and I wrote the entire first chapter in less than an hour....

I EVEN EDITED IT

LIKE WHAT??

I can't get motivation like this on a good day what is going on rn

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Sometimes I think the internet is a horrible place filled with nothing but nightmare fuel.

Then Mink Yao and a joke I don't get reminds me otherwise

mink yao

What do you call it when JGY, XY, and MXY go into a bar?

A confusion. A gang. perchance, a confused gang.

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So in short...

WWX: *exists*

Lan Juniors: (⁄ ⁄•⁄ω⁄•⁄ ⁄)

All the Lan juniors (except Sizhui who is silently Suffering) have badly hidden crushes on Wei Wuxian, after all he's very pretty, very charismatic and funny and a genius. How could they not get crushes on him?

Everyone knows about the juniors' crushes .... except Wei Wuxian. Not because the juniors are good at hiding their crushes for him, even in his presence. But because Wei Wuxian is convinced the juniors are actually crushing on his husband (which they Also are but nonetheless), for why would anyone crush on him when Lan Zhan is right there?

So the following scenario is a common one to see in the cloud recesses:

Lan junior 1, staring at wwx: omg he's so beautiful!

Lan junior 2, sighing: if only he wasn't married

Wwx, overhearing and getting the wrong idea: sorry kids, Hanguang-jun is mine, and I'm not sharing! *continues on his way, oblivious to the blushing and sputtering kids he left behind*

Lwj, following wwx: *gives the juniors the Death Stare of Jealousy™️*

Or:

Wwx: its so nice to see so many young people suddenly gain an interest in talismans!

His full class of Lan juniors: *thinking very horny thoughts, twirling their hair and drawing hearts in the margins of their notes* yeah its sooo interesting when you teach it!

Wwx, thinking: they must have heard Lan Zhan was gonna be my assistant for this class!

Lwj, sitting in on class to guard his husband against the juniors: *breaks the pen in his hand*

Or:

Wwx on a nighthunt, being competent as shit and very sexy as he goes full Yiling Patriarch on the monster of the week: you guys are even more uncoordinated than usual!

The Lan juniors: *running into trees and each other, stumbling over rocks and their own weapons while too busy staring at wwx*

Lan juniors: *experiencing several near death experiences so that wwx will save them*

Wwx, thinking: I shouldn't have brought Lan Zhan with me, obviously he's too pretty for the poor juniors' attention span

Lwj: *grip on Bichen tightens*

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This had me cackling for way to long—

MDZS onion headlines part 1?

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Guess it's decided then!

Any ideas for an MDZS post-canon (preferably long) fanfic?

These are the ideas I have! Not sure if any of them are good bc I came up with them in around 5 minutes but ykyk

Anyway, feel free to leave your own ideas in the comments if you want!

Like I said, the comments are available...

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Any ideas for an MDZS post-canon (preferably long) fanfic?

These are the ideas I have! Not sure if any of them are good bc I came up with them in around 5 minutes but ykyk

Anyway, feel free to leave your own ideas in the comments if you want!

Like I said, the comments are available...

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Ages of major characters at the end of the series of Mo Dao Zu Shi??

I am so confused. So I've seen a few posts about ages that eyeball mid to late 30s for a lot of characters but isn't WWX in MXY's body who is younger than him? Wouldn't that put him at late 20s? And Jiang Cheng would be around the same age as Lan Wangji right? But younger than Lan Xichen?

Then don't even get me started on the juniors... Like yes, I know a lot of them were 15/16 when the series starts(with JL being 14 turning 15 I believe) but I have no idea how old they are when the series ends bc aren't they still juniors? So their probably still, what, under 18?

If anyone can explain, I'd appreciate the help....

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“I want to take someone back to the cloud recesses… take him back and hide him.”

📖 Mdzs | Wangxian

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Xichen's face <3 omg- omg- omg- omg- omg- omg- omg- omg-

😾: what the heck is with this sudden downpour?!

🐉: ahaha~ (totally wasn’t the one who created the rainstorm)

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Xianxian’s domestic farmer dream life

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Ngl, everyone but my friend who also read the books go this wrong :)

I wonder what people who haven’t read the novels would think if I asked them to closely examine this cover and guess which character, while his victim was blindfolded and completely unaware of his attacker’s identity, forcibly pinned him against a tree, stole his first kiss, and pressed his wrists high above his head, trapping him against the trunk to prevent any escape. Kissed him fiercely and used his tongue and everything— before vanishing into the forest without a trace, taking with him a flower that had been pinned to the other’s chest, given to him by his beloved sister.

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woww.... How do you draw this well??

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genuinely i can never stop laughing at mdzs having the most tragically beautiful plot with so many complex characters and themes but the ending is still just "and then they fucked nasty for the rest of their days"