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dark youtube show me the forbidden mumbo jumbo swearing compilation

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and THATS the Joehills Docm77 difference!

words from @incorrect-hermitcraft

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ok so i'm not caught up on hc and have literally no idea who gecko is and if xe're canon or not but this gave me so much serotonin i'm crying

I have some assorted Gecko hcs!!!

Xe use xe/xem pronouns, and also have absolutely no concept of what a "gender" is.

Building off the lack of gender concept, xe could also be biologically genderless!

We've all assumed that xe're green, like a normal gecko, but our litol friend is anything but a normal gecko! So maybe instead of a green boi, xe're a sunset boi :3

Xyr full tag is "Lost-Little-Gecko".

I know that I said that xyr 2ft tall, but I've changed my mind. Xyr 1ft 3in now, and xe also weigh 25-30lbs. Smol.

While Xisuma is the first hermit xey actually spoke too, Mumbo is the first they xey interacted with. What can xey say? He's a gentle, charismatic giant.

Of which, Gecko didn't even know how to talk, read, or write when xey first spawned. Like you said, Shade, xe only knew the instincts to stay near water and punch trees. So, after Mumbo realized that xey literally have no idea how to communicate, he gathered up the other Architechs + Cleo [I think she's a teacher irl???] to teach the little lizard some English!

Iskall might have also tought xem some Swedish when left alone with xem.

By proxy, xyr accent is a mix between British and Swedish.

Xyr voice [aside from accent] is this raspy, soft, and quiet lil thing. And I really do mean quiet. Xisuma had to ask xem to speak louder when xey finally went to him!

Xe're actually rlly into anime, so xe end up bonding with Kakashi Etho over a shared love for Japanese animation.

Xe have a terrible navigation skills. You want xem to go somewhere? Either go with xem yourself or get someone to guide xem to the location.

Gecko likes Etho's bag. Gecko falls asleep in his bag a lot. Gecko doesn't understand the dreams xey have in Etho's bag, but they are fun. Gecko keeps forgeting to ask Etho what a "shinobi" is.

The more scientific hermits love doing labs on lil Gecko. Xyr a completely new species as far as they know, so why wouldn't they wanna know more about xem from a biological and scientific perspective?

When Gecko sheds for the first time, xe're rlly care with the shedded skin, preserving it as best xe can. Afterward, xey neatly fold it and wrap it in some paper tied with string. Why would xey do this? Well, xey wanna make it look nice when xey give it to xyr scientific friends for testing!

Gecko wears an oversized hoodie and nothing else. Mumbo tried to take xem to the Interdimensional Tailor once, but Ranboo scared xem [much to Boo's dismay]. After that, Mumbo just got xem an xs hoodie. Yes, xs is big on xem.

Xe're a point of interest to the technical players, as a new mob hybrid that hasn't been seen before, but given how many mob hybrids there already are xey don't feel out of place. Xey just let xemself be studied, make sure to inform the others about xyr boundaries, and enjoy a wealth of new Minecraft knowledge in return.

- Mod Shade

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Things that put in perspective just how old and important the Hermits have been to the Minecraft community. A list I encourage people to continue:

- The splash screen ‘What’s up Doc?’ That appears in the Minecraft Title page is a reference to Docm77 defeating Notch in a pvp battle

- One of the original 3x3 door designs is called an Etho door in honor of EthosLab being its creator

- do you play Bedwars? Xisumavoid is the original creator of that minigame

- do you play TNT Run? Grian is the original creator of that minigame

- Grian helped create and was the main builder of Wynncraft, and still helps administer it today (Wynncraft is the largest Minecarft MMORPG for context)

- Have you ever built an iron farm? Chances are that design is or has been inspired by a TangoTek design

- EthosLab probably has the longest let’s play series on a single player Minecraft world. That series turned 10 years old in december 17, 2020. And at the moment of writing this post it has 558 episodes

- VintageBeef is the original creator of ABBA Rules caving. If you ever seen people go caving together and compete by assigning points to the ores they collect, you have watched ABBA Rules being applied

- Have you played or do you watch UHCs? VintageBeef was one of the people behind the creation of that gamemode

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“I’m a bee! It’s what I do!” 🐝🍯✨

heard that quote in his bee in aque episode and thought it was cute :3

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what if you wanted to go to heaven but god said. xisumavoid furry

(sketch under the cut!)

Keep reading

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to go with my furry xisuma

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Important image of mister Goodtimeswithscar with both Jellie and his Jellie plushie

jellie supremacy!!

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If nobody’s got me, well at least I know Cubfan135 got me, can I get an amen

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I just realized Scar and Jellie have matching eyes!

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THIS WAS SO FUNNY TO ME JDGSHSG like

zed: be very careful, that goes right into The Void-

grian: sick *instantly hops in* no it doesnt >:( OOH BIG RED BUTTON...

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Hermits + Language

Okay I really really adore how the hermits pick up each other’s way of speaking? (Or maybe they just have similar accents) Like:

- Iskall’s “omega” and “of doom” are basically infectious lol

- Stress’ “gorgeous”

- hermits sometimes copying Mumbo and saying “I’m chuffed to bits”

- UK peeps (eg. Xisuma, False, Ren, Grian) saying “dang it”

- (speaking of which someone once said False sounds like a female X and I can’t unhear it now)

- (Scar and Impulse also have similar voices and vibes haha)

- Hermits say “a-maize-ing” like Scar

- Hermits also say “shreep” like Bdubs

- Everyone using “:D”

- The “oh yeah”s during the wrestling match

- “yesss babey!!”

- Using “butt” as an insult (mostly in the Ren and False sphere)

- Copying Ren: Joe going “we’re cooking with gas today” and Stress screaming “MEN, GET IN LINE!”

- everyone using “Shashwammy” because Joe said it once

- Keralis words. Spank you, booshes, Bubbles, Brian. And the hermits copying them.

- This is new but: Scar arguing about how “caramel” should be pronounced in the middle of an Among Us game when someone died

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gardener beesuma my beloved

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I fell asleep last night watching Etho’s Lets Play, I’m trying to binge through the series for the first time. I started thinking about something and.. did some quick math and research.

Etho’s skin is that of a character from Naruto.

According to google, There are 500 episodes of Naruto Shippuden and 220 episodes of Naruto. The average time per episode is 22 minutes. This would equal 264 hours.

Adding season 1 of his LP,- which was 101 episodes, and the 451 of season 2, he has. exactly 264 Hours, and 45 minutes.

He has outran the thing he is a fan of. He has more hours of LP episodes than there was episodes of Naruto. Go kinnie boy, go!

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Hello!!! Pls read carrds :3 I like Hermitcraft but Dream SMP hyperfixation say n o so this blog will be mainly reblogs for now Here is the link to the post from when I made my pfp and header idk

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Friendship!

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I am obsessed with Impulse's little colour coded beds for him, Grian, and Bdubs, I mean look -

It's like a grade school sleepover with the most extra host in the neighborhood, I feel like they're all going to wake up to fresh smoothies in colour coded cups or something for breakfast. This man is a dork your honour -