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Okay, I finished ChoI

All I can say is

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Also, if someone dies in Chain of Thorns, I’ll be extremely mad

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I miss you.

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Just wanted to share this again

Drama queenness(?) level in shadowhunters’ male characters

-100%, I just want my cat, my Tessa and my Will: Jem Carstairs

-10%, What were you saying?: Henry Branwell, Christopher Lightwood

0%, nothing in particular: Mark Blackthorn/Julian Blackthorn/Alec Lightwood/Ty Blackthorn

10%, I have a forbidden love with a mundane: Gideon Lightwood/Edmund Herondale

20%, I have a difficult background so I’m bullying people: Alastairs Carstairs

25%, I’m the only one who understands the poor Alastair: Thomas Lightwood

30%, Oh what a tragedy, the love of my life is dead, let’s waist hundreds of years to rebring her to life: Malcom Fade

75%, Gni Gni I’m damned: James Herondale/ Jace Herondale

100%, expert drama queen: Matthew Fairchild

150%, BLACKTHORNS ARE JUDGING ME BECAUSE I EAT COOKIES, IF I HAVE CANCER THEY ARE NOT GOING TO CURE ME AND THEY WANT ME TO WAKE UP EARLY: Kit Herondale

500%, WHY I HAVE TO DO SPORTS TO BECOME A SHADOWHUNTER?: Simon Lewis

1000%, Starting to hate someone and to fight with him only because of a little argument: Will Herondale/Gabriel Lightwood

Magnus: Oh this is so tragic… I’ll go eating a sandwich while you all finish

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Me, whenever Matthew kissed Grace:

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Random person to Matthew: send me a dick pic

Matthew, sending a picture of Alastair’s:

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Random danger situation

Julian: do you have a plan?

Emma: oh please, I don’t even have a pla

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Aww thank you so much @figuringoutshit

I don’t know so many blogs because I’ve been here only for a month but I’ll try

@incorrecttdaquotes @mostawesomepineapple @queenhelenblackthorn @demisexualjulian @kierarktina3ever @kittrook @tothelasthourss @daughter-of-thorns and idk... everyone I’m following

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When you see something and you immediately need to reblog it

Tsc but the demon pox song is Idris’ national anthem.

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I don’t know if I’m a person or if I’m just a jar full of Shadowhunter and Fuller House episodes but I need to do this

*Kit, Dru and Ty watching TFIOS*

Kit: this is so sad

Dru: I wish I have what Augustus and Hazel had

Ty: an incurable desease?

Dru: no!

Kit: free tickets for Anne Frank’s museum?

Dru: no! True love!

Kit: oh I see... Dru is looking for a real relationship, with stability, longevity and security

Dru: is that what you two guys have?

Kit: no, I was talking about my wireless plan

But I’m so lucky to have you Ty... and unlimited texting

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Dru: guys I need help with my love life

Kit: get a cat

Ty: I’ll help you...

Kit: wait Ty, I need you for my love life

Dru: Get. A. Cat.

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*Baby Carstairs in high school will be like*

Tessa: are you ready for your history test honey?

Future baby Carstairs: yes, I know everything about Hamilton, ask me what you want

Kit: how do I get the tickets?

Future baby Carstairs: that’s impossible

Kit: You are correct, you don’t have to worry Tessa

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Seriously

I’ve read so many theories on TLH and on TWP that, when the books will come out, I’ll probably be disappointed

Also, I don’t like James and Grace together, I don’t know about James and Cordelia but I still think James and Matthew are what I want... and I’ll never have...

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Friendly reminder

Kit kissed Livvy

What if Mark discovers it?

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Kit as a parent

Kit: my kids are so annoying

Julian: just try to educate them

For example, what are you doing tomorrow?

Kit: we are going to Disneyland

Julian: just tell them that, if they misbehave, you are not going

Kit: but than I don’t get to go!

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Emma: tonight we’re watching The Perks of Being a Wallflower

Cristina: what happened to “Titanic night”?

Emma: do you remember last time?

*flashback*

Julian: *crying* this is too sad

Kit: *hugging Julian and crying* I KNOW, IT’S TOO CRUEL

Julian: *singing* NEAR... FAAR

Kit: *singing* WHEREVER YOU ARE

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12. “You are not bisexual because now you are with me”

Red flags for bi women dating men

He asks for graphic details of your past sexual experiences

He asks you to compare him to the women you’ve been with

He asks you for a threesome

He asks you not to mention your bisexuality because it makes him feel insecure

He is okay with you having guy friends but not girl friends

He is okay with you having girl friends but not guy friends

He watches bisexual porn

He talks about how he’s “turned” you

He threatens to out you to friends and family

He accuses you of cheating (with no evidence except for the fact that you’re bi)

Please, stay safe. We are in a unique position that makes us more vulnerable than we think. Keep watch, make note of red flags and gut instinct, and create a safety plan just in case.

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Guys

At this point I was expecting fanart and fanfiction on Vagnus (Vase+Magnus)