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No because my favorite character is always INCREDIBLY obvious because I be shipping them with every character under the sun. Canon is a suggestion and they're now a certified wh*re. Because everyone SHOULD be in love with this character. I mean I love them so why wouldn't they?ESPECIALLY when they very clearly have chemistry with half the cast. The /everyone tag HATES to see me coming.

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I love Katarina's classmates that we've never even met before that see her collapsed on the ground (out of despair that there's no Okonomiyaki even though there is no indication till this point that they have anything remotely similar) at the school fair and not only think "This bitch needs food, stat" but actively go and get it and hold it to her mouth to get her to eat it and perk up

And THEN they go on to go with her around to all the stalls since her friends are busy and can't join her

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Shidou’s just built different

And Sae hates being wrong

Alternate final panel: Forced In-Law bonding

I also choose to believe they’d be girl dads. So they have a daughter ( maybe 2 but who’s to say)

✨The Baby Post✨

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Just saw someone on campus stop the person ahead of me to ask for directions and this poor man just looks at the student's phone and goes "I don't know how to tell you this... you're on the wrong campus. You're in the wrong city."

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atsushi nakajima doesn't know what various physical signs of affections mean -- he grew up with none afterall

the first time kenji hugs him, he asks why he's squeezing him

he's a quick study tho, so he's able to hug kyouka after realizing she's not dead

but he gets shy about asking questions, doesnt even know what questions to ask, so he just does his best

for example

kunikida, ruffling atsushi's hair: thanks brat

atsushi, not knowing why he's messing up his hair: ????

*later*

kunikida: thanks kid

*hair ruffle*

atsushi, lightbulb moment: :O

so...

fukuzawa: your report was well done, atsushi

atsushi: thank you!!

atsushi, remembering kunikida:

atsushi, shuffling forward, and shyly ruffling fukuzawa's hair:

fukuzawa:

atsushi:

fukuzawa:

atsushi, proud for doing it right: okay bye then :)

fukuzawa, half confused, half touched:

/

atsushi, noticing two strangers holding hands:

atsushi: why r u guys doing that

strangers: uh we're partners?

atsushi: is that what partners do?

strangers: uh yes???

atsushi: huh

*later*

akutagawa: hurry jinko i do not have time---

atsushi, reaching out and holding akutagawa's hand:

akutagawa:

akutagawa:

atsushi, to himself: oh my god, has he been a bitch becuz i didn't realize work partners had to hold hands????

/

atsushi, nervous:

junichiro, giving him a comforting shoulder squeeze:

atsushi: ohhh i get it

junichiro: ???

*later*

poe, his usual shy anxious self:

atsushi, going over and squeezing his shoulder:

poe, red, more anxious, flabbergasted:

atsushi, who did it and then just left:

karl:

poe:

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dazai, patting atsushi on the back: good job atsushi!!

atsushi: ????????

*later*

yosano, covered in blood and guts, after saving civilians:

atsushi, materializing randomly, patting yosano's back, awkwardly: good job yosano!!! you're amazing like always!!!!

yosano, touched and amused: thank you atsushi

/

dazai: atsushi i got you this

atsushi, confident after his encounter with fukuzawa, reaching up and ruffling dazai's hair: thank you !!!!

dazai: af;lksdjf;las????

/

and so on and so forth

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Ah yes

Hnnngggg

Time to end my shit

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Lmao. The way they greet each other shows how close they are, other people aren't like that in this manga. They are the best.

Isagi why are you surprised Bachira would want to come see you

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Itoshi cats daily life (rinsagi + saesagi)

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The Isagi Effect:

Bachira:

Boy was in love within minutes of laying eyes on him.

Chigiri:

Made him want to actually play again.

Barou:

Made him an aggressive yet oddly supportive simp.

Nagi:

Made him go from lazy house cat to barely motivated house cat then back to lazy house cat.

Kaiser:

Reminded him of his horribly abusive father?????????

Rin:

Reminded him of his brother who shockingly and cruelly abandoned him??????

The range I'm telling you. It's impeccable.

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blue lock

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Isagi's not even THERE and you're saying this shit

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dazai, on the phone: i cant im busy walking my cat

atsushi, who was taking a walk with him: hey--

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dazai: oh im getting lunch with my cat

atsushi, already ready to head out to lunch: dazai-san....

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dazai: my cat learned a new trick

atsushi, who was just taught a new fighting technique from kunikida: >:(

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dazai: my poor cat's all sick

atsushi, hospitalized:

kunikida, more stressed than ever: now is /not/ the time, dazai.

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akutagawa: jinko, i can delude myself no longer; i love you

atsushi: re-really??? i love you too

akutagawa:

atsushi:

akutagawa: well now that that is out of the way; let us continue our fight

atsushi: ???

atsushi: we love each other though!! we can't fight to the death anymore

akutagawa: we cannot?????

atsushi: no!

akutagawa: where are these rules written?

atsushi: it's common sense!! we love each other; we should be together rather than fighting right??

akutagawa:

akutagawa: will i get to hold your hand

atsushi: yeah ofc

akutagawa: okay i am willing to give your idea a chance; if it fails, we go back to mine

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a lot of fics have missions where one organization asks to borrow a member from the other organization; like the ada need back up so fukuzawa will ask mori to lend someone and for plot reasons other than sending lower level grunts he sends in an executive (chuuya) or akutagawa --- or fukuzawa will send in atsushi or dazai

we should consider that mori and atsushi being in the same room probably increases dazai's bloodthirst so if atsushi is called in specifically by the mafia -- its a mission chuuya is in charge of (not as an active participant, but as the person who fills them (atsushi and probably aku) in and they report to) becuz he's the highest ranking mafioso dazai trusts and the one he trusts the most

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i feel like ive posted this but atsushi being so excited at the thought of meeting dazai's dog -- becuz he loves dogs -- and then the following disappointment when he meets chuuya instead -- bonus points if on chuuya's part he was told he would meet dazai's cat

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they literally are that one meme.

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atsushi getting a 'he's gone u can come over now' text from aku and aku who told the group chat to come over to get atsushi's surprise party ready like 10 minutes ago and still hasnt gotten a response