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This account is inactive now.  I’ll put updates on @all-the-usernames-are-gone from now on. This separate account thing ended up not working out.

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I bought some shirts without any copyrighted logos on them so I can finally fulfill my dream of being a background character in an early 2000s teen comedy. #transmasculine #whatismyface #imawriter #whyamidoingthis https://www.instagram.com/p/Bz6zyLVHTjQ/?igshid=1jpxf5mcibi2k

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Published work of mine:

https://www.sanjoaquinreview.com/creative-nonfiction/2019/4/22/ring-by-roman-elrich

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I call these “I tried kind of” #transmasculine #whatdoievenputhere #howdotagswork #iknownothingaboutinstagram https://www.instagram.com/p/Bx3ElwiFZuZ/?igshid=nlbl4hudokej

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I go to open my door. There, on the porch, as expected is an Amazon box. It is so large I have to strain my arms to hold it with both hands. I take it inside and place it on my coffee table, which it almost completely covers. I open the box with my knife and then proceed to remove ten miles of packaging stuffed into it like scarves in a clown’s coat pocket. I lean over the top of the box, standing on my tiptoes to do so, and there at the bottom I finally see my item that I ordered with free two day shipping.

A small box of Tums.

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My friends(don't have tumblr): have u seen this meme lol, it was on the 'best of tumblr' facebook page, tumblr is so funny

Me, a tumblr gremlin: haha yeah lol, think i've seen that one before lol

Me (what I really mean): you fools. I am plugged into the mainframe, wired to the primary source. Of course have seen that meme, and all 5000 of it's variants, 3 and a half months ago. I have seen the rise and fall of that meme, the boom and bust, the drama, the pain, the shitposting, oh god, the shitposting. I have seen this meme in it's rawest, freshest, unpasturised, most primal state. Do not insult me with these rank, stale puddles, that sit at the very base of the meme trickle down economy.

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Hey guys I know this blog has been mostly inactive but I’m planning on changing that. I’ve decided to move original works and non fandom writing prompts to this account. I will still likely reblog those things to my fandom/personal account (because it has waayyy more followers at this point in time) but I’d like to begin to make something of a separation between my original works and my fandom works in order to appear at least somewhat professional. I’ll probably also reblog memes once in a while to remind the followers of this blog that I do indeed have a personality outside of responding to writing prompts.

Writing will still appear on my fandom blog, it’ll just likely be fandom based and/or much more informal. Original videos will remain on this account. Remember I’m on Instagram and Twitter as heyitroman as well and my YouTube channel is Roman Elrich. I’m planning to make another YouTube video sometime in the next month or so. Let’s see if the stars align to let that happen.

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I (badly) introduce my channel and talk about being on testosterone.

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It’s obvious

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I’ve had this hat since I was uh... ten? Nine? I don’t know. It sure doesn’t fit like it used to but I still love the feathers and sparkly things on it. https://www.instagram.com/p/Bo3PhMfhopg/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=7jejj6qdeczd

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I saw a rainbow today. A really rare sight. #rainbow https://www.instagram.com/p/Bob3e1pBQ4w/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=1wutvqlwc640m

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you would have been a STAR on vine lemme tell u this is gold

Omg thank you!

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The wonderful possibilities of the World Wide Web https://instagram.com/p/Bl1xpU4nkAG/

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Ultimate Card Trick

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These hats are gonna be all the rage in 2015.

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These hats are gonna be all the rage in 2015.