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Wait what

I just had my first ever thought. What if the whole thing with Elon exposing Trump, isn't just a bad breakup, what if he's just tryna take the attention off him being a nazi? Because since he said all that stuff about Trumpy wumpy, I haven't heard anyone talk about him doing the heil Hitler. We aren't just gonna forget he's a terrible person too, right?

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I have the worst qualities possible and still have the best girlfriend. I eat rocks and plaster and don't know how to tie my shoes the normal way. Also I bite everyone. There is hope for us all.

wait u have a gf? how the fuck did you pull

I have many qualities

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Throwback to when I got my first phone and my parents had to teach me which app was the messages app and how to go to the home screen. I was twelve. Why was I so stupid.

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I will write satirical lesbian omegaverse my little pony fiction. Be back soon.

The way we lowkey need lesbian omegaverse

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Francis

I had sex with %appdata%

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And then the seventh:

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I love these little fucking idiots i want to put them in a plastic bag and seal them so they dry out and then i will proceed to turn them into keychains.

i hate myself for getting into one of the saddest ships in alien stage (to be fair they’re all depressing)

but heres to pride month and to me obsessing over this ship for a week “straight” :)))

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This is really what the gay agenda is

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I am going to crash out I miss my wife 💔

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Waht will happen if I eat sweet tart candy and then chocolate milk and then pepsi and then garlic bread within 20 minutes

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I hate it here.

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WHY DO MY NEIGHBOURS KEEP SCREAMING

I keep hearing screams and loud crashes lmao. They are men screaming by the way. One of them is a pedophile with a crush on me and the other is just a dick though so I don't really care.