BATMAN LOVES TO KISS MEN!!!!!!!!!! SO DO I!!!!!! bisexuality was invented in 1993 by The X-Files. 21 | they/them I AM TRANSGENDER AND I LOVE YOU
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comrades, it does not do for a Marxist Leninist to be bihet, as it makes a metaphysical ideal of bisexuality, eliding the material reality of one's heterosexual relationships. hence the inevitable association of bihet shawties with immaterial superstitions like astrology and diet soda consumption: it is an inherently irrational and reactionary worldview. a principled revolutionary socialist always insists upon the heterosexuality of girls with boy friends, situations ship etc, unless he is adequately fruity, and/or nonbinary. we will be smeared as reddit in this struggle. we will be smeared as nerd emoji. but we can not afford to succumb to liberalism in this or any matter. the fate of the world's workers rests on our backs.
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i swear I'm the only person who knows how to do elitism correctly
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Few like Colgate is on the rise recently.
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having anti punitive justice morals sucks because you want to say "man that guy sucks he should get hit with hammers until he dies" but you also want to make it clear you don't think anyone should be put in charge of the 'hit people with hammers until they die" machine.
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try not to unlearn all your shame in case there's something good stuff in there that you can sexualize
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It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia – 7.01: Frank's Pretty Woman
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how it feels to stop tossing and turning and get up to piss
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He's at the beach!!!!
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“it’s circus work.” not to me. not if it’s my monkeys.
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reading the discharge in my undies like a fortune teller reading tea leaves
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never ask a woman her age a man his salary your mutual how late it is in her timezone when she starts posting about that bisexual man
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