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I was given anabolic steroids as a child and now have the strength to fold people like lawnchairs

@catboydotnet @thexcount @rdragoon4501

it's so weird to me that everyone on this website is a human person outside of their weird internet niche so rb this with a random bit of your lore

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So goofy wips of stuff idk if I’ll finish, I curse James workshop as it got me hooked onto the primarchs mostly Fulgrim, Perturabo and Magnus

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new warbond looking great

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why is no one talking about this?

The HORRID reality of the BEATLES!

My dear truthers, I have certainly been slacking in my endeavour to spread the FACTS and KNOWLEDGE the world needs for the sheep’s to break free from their cocoons of conformity and rise to the alpha wolf status like you and I. I’m sorry for my lack of truth spreading, oh punish me if you must! But I have left grandmas cottage with nothing but a wicker basket and a skip in my step, and ladies and gentlemen, I have brought back plenty of sweet treats and yummy custards for you to nibble on.

In the last post's investigation I found FACTUAL evidence that suggests Paul Macartney may actually be a homunculus. In my paramantual research I dive down every rabbit hole head first, plummeting into the throws of innovation and realization, and I discovered the most thought provoking, and at the time, I thought so, theory. In this exposé I found the most interest tidbit, it emplored me to grab any Beatles vinyl and play it in reverse. Why not I thought? May as well, to stretch the boundaries of reality. And little truthers the results were shocking…. Allow me to show you.

The shock! The horror! It’s enough for you to go flying off your Jabba the hut themed bean bag and go tumbling into your soylent! Its the horrid truth, but it's one that must be shown. Now you may ask, what could this entail? My friends... I must open your eyes, introduce you to the beetle elite!

Ever wondered why over the years humanity has been pushed into large ENCLOSURES, with COLONY like packing? Why the media so strongly pushes AGAINST humanity eating bugs? Well, the answer is obvious now, isn't it, stupid? The beetle elite are influencing our every day lives! They haven't been here forever, these buggy billionaires, they have only recently come out of their hiding from the ground over the turn of the century, with industrialization. We all know beetles love capitalism... The Beatles (the song writers) were industry plants made to influence us into accepting these antenna toting overlords, for DECADES they have been pushing us into conformity, to compliance. But now my friends I say NO! You will not live in the pod! You will eat the bug if you so please! They are taking away our rights of FREEDOM of meals!

The Saudi dessert Megalopolis, an obvious ploy by the beetle elite to get us into colony like housing...

Now, it is very likely I will be killed for sharing this tantalizing and important information, but truthers as long as you are equipped with the sword of information and the shield on knowledge, my deed will have been done. But now you are wondering WHAT can I do for my local anti-beetle community?! Well the fight for freedom, my friends, is in you.

Pesticides

Pesticides everywhere. Imagine. Little beetles. Little beetles in suits. Little beetles in suits eating your grain and sugar. Pesticide them. They want to eat your hard grown crop DON'T LET THEM! Bleach your pantry if you have to, or salt your gardens, no measure is enough to stop the beetles, to stop Paul Macartney from stealing your food...

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On that old road, he found redemption

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The woke pink astra militarum

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Remembered i can post my shit here! enjoy Ghazgull in his green goodness

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What doesnt kill ya only makes you stronger!

inhaled 99 percent alcohol by accident, god damn

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we're cooking, i think

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why do you hate Brew higgle?

Can't respect people half my height, rule usually only applies to short children but guess it happens here too. I really don't make the rules but thats the way it has to be. Also why i killed his parents, but tbh that was on you.

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evil clown from my dnd campaign (@higglegiggle made the character, Marble be his name)

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Your slop is SERVED good sir

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are you having a psychotic break haggle?

every things fine here man

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when i was born my head was cone shaped and they sculped it back to a circle

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HUGE things coming

hint: old rotting man