My DnD campaign and our hilarious, out of context quotes. This is an original world and storyline, but following the same rules and mechanics of DnD with some custom classes and races. We have two mods: God (the DM), And Laurel (the admin)We play every Saturday, so new quotes will be posted every Saturday
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“I’LL HOLD THE PHONE, BUT NOT THE FUCK!”
- Silver
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“Laurel, you cunt!”
— Lyla
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“What am I supposed to do now?? The children are back there singing “Forever Cum”!
- Brim, distressed
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“Can I use my bonus action to yell at him again?”
— Arid, promptly followed by the DM answering: “no.”
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How many people have to die?
Kiln(NPC): 25.
Ileali(OOC): wait, how many?
DM: 25.
Ileali: ..... well, make that 24! *bolts toward death*
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“Zingrind, you just killed a tank with an apple!”
— DM, appalled.
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DM: Why is there lettuce under my thumbnail?
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Quinera: I would like to buy unconditional love
DM: ....oooh, that’s a lot....
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“Minigun! Ptptptptptptptpt!”
- Rin and Kiko with their newly acquired mini guns
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“Hey yo lil mama lemme whisper in your ear.”
Lyla’s player, out of character, at full volume halfway across the room.
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“Does the Lily Store sell alcohol? I need a drink after an axe just told me that he’s a pretty princess...”
- Fortitude
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“You’re gonna hate me for this... THERE! ......I’m a coward.”
- Milo
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“OXSKU NEEDS AN ADULT”
- Oxsku, the 40 year old lizard kin
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Levi: Levi's Levi's leave no one behind!
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Levi: I'm sorry we hurt you! Here's some pumpkin pie!
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Maxas: Are you serious?! Already?! Fine! Roll for initiative!
DM: W-wait... Alright, yeah.
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Levi *narrating himself*: He goes to knee her in the face! *rolls* AND SHE'S UNABLE TO RESIST!
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