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been a minute… but i’m here to ask! what episode(s) of house did you find the most impactful? which ones do you find yourself going back to or thinking about?

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she deserves to Kill btw.

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do you see my vision

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i made this post over a year ago and i am officially reporting back my findings

wilson has been the most common answer so far! chase and house are tied for second, and everyone else has 3 or less votes. if many more people would like to partake in Science perhaps i will update my findings at a later date

reblog with a house character you would like to bite. first one who comes to mind. it’s for science

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🧾📈~

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pretty much 😉

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can’t decide if this is House or Wilson, but it’s certainly one of them

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it's 2010. nobody cares if you're gay anymore.

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I had another vision

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quack

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I brought you a donut…the florist was closed. I'll get a vase and put it in water.

fav relationship ▸ mid seasons ↳ FOREMAN & THIRTEEN

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i love how in the least few seasons when house fucks with his fellows, chase is the first one to pick up on it. everyone is like "omg there's something wrong with house" and he's just like "no there isn't he's just fucking with us"

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if house md were running in 2024 there would be an episode with a patient who identifies as an ‘online content creator’ (cagily) where house agrees to take the case primarily because when he offhandedly refers to her as an onlyfans model both cameron and cuddy get really offended and say it’s a sexist assumption so he doubles down and becomes committed to finding the patient’s onlyfans and proving it. at some point it would be revealed that chase actually is an onlyfans model and started doing it as a stopgap after his dad died and he suddenly got disinherited but he makes so much money off it that now medicine is basically just a hobby. cameron and foreman both disagree with the concept online sex work but it turns out they disagree for different reasons (cameron thinks it’s exploitative and not-feminist, foreman finds it distasteful and thinks people should get ‘real jobs’) and spend most of their scenes together arguing about this while chase gets continually more shifty. they break into the patient’s house and there’s a full ringlight and camera setup which seems to confirm house’s suspicions. while trying to find the patient’s onlyfans house accidentally finds chase’s onlyfans instead and considers publicly embarrassing him about it like he did with wilson’s sex tape but soon realises that most of the staff at the hospital are already subscribed to chase’s onlyfans so makes fun of him for that instead. it then transpires that the reason why the patient is so cagey about being a content creator is that she’s an ASMR artist and all the soap she’s been shaving on camera has irritated her lungs. cuddy is about to make house give her 20 extra hours of clinic duty as recompense but at last minute it’s revealed that the website the patient uses for some of her bonus commissions is, drumroll…onlyfans, because she’s been banned from patreon. how does house know this? wilson is subscribed to her because the soap videos sometimes soothe him to sleep. something by cigarettes after sex plays. roll end credits.