hingesgeorg

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I’m proud to identify as morosexual. I’m attracted to dumbasses and dumbasses exclusively. A guy asked me what the Spanish word for tortilla was once and now I dream of kissing him under the moonlight

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So today I made 2 discoveries!

#1: There exists an "emotional support" rubber chicken, complete with removable vest:

#2: My bearded dragon, Saffron, is approximately the size of a rubber chicken:

I have done a Thing™ with this information.

BEHOLD! A MAN CHICKEN

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Schadenfreude

Sauerkraut

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can whoever made ads automatically play audio as you scroll by just kill themselves

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Die temu ad die

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what is your eye color. what is your favorite color. what is the color that appears most frequently in your wardrobe. what color is your favorite blanket. what color is your water bottle.

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Call me a bucket full of pennies the way having sex with me is difficult and painful for others

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im a cis man and have never once questioned it, but my sexuality is something i have questioned since maybe the beginning of high school and ended up coming to the conclusion im gay

thought as early as 3rd grade that marrying a man sounds sick but back then i didn't know gay ppl were real/"thats not allowed"

i honestly cant believe the normal amount of wanting to be another gender is zero. like arent you sick of yours yet lol

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lord the peasants are so loud today

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please reblog for sample size uwu