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In unrelated news I've wanted to redo my profile and my pinned (back to teams I follow) but I think I have to wait until September to see how much leafs and Canucks piss me off

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during pride month. DURING FUCKING PRIDE MONTH.

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frostbee joint trade. jdtz reunited on mike jeff trade anniv. let us also not forget that danny b sent ej back to his dear gabe landeskog the man IS running his own yaoi restoration project out of the philadelphia flyers organization

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tired: trading gauthier for drysdale sets back the flyers' rebuild because they need elite scoring talent

wired: trading gauthier for drysdale makes no inherent difference to the rebuild timeline because the flyers needed a good rightshot defenceman too

inspired: trading gauthier for drysdale speeds up the rebuild timeline because when trevor zegras forces his way to philly in two years it will not only bring elite scoring talent to the team but also finally stitch up the cosmic wound ripped in reality by the 2011 richards-carter trade, allowing the flyers to at last win another stanley cup

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zegras reunited with jamie in philly on the EXACT same day mike and and jeff were cruelly ripped apart and traded away from philly fourteen years earlier. down to the DAY. danny briere i know what you are

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My unpopular opinion on this matter is that the only team that has proven they don't "need" Mitch marner is the Florida panthers. None of the rest have. And no, the leafs haven't proven they don't need mitch marner to win either

My opinion that should be more popular is that too many of you have gotten too comfortable with the way you talk about Mitch and with blaming him for all of the leafs faults like it's not a team sport and the whole team that falls short 👍 if hockey was a sport where one person could drag the whole team to the end the oilers would have already won and the pens playoff streak would, at the very least, be intact. Hell maybe the panthers would have won three in a row

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Everyone knows that there are two ways to get into media these days:

1. A tumblr mutuals indoctrination

2. Blorbo from my other shows was there

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Hi Val! I have bugged you about soooo many of your ryatt wip’s, but I must now ask you about Siren ryatt—my mind is lit up like a lite brite.

It's always a pleasure to talk to you about my fics <333 Siren ryatt came to me in a vision and the problem is that I don't know that much about boats, and particularly not in English but it's a project I enjoy working on from time to time and I will solve the logistic issues at a later point jsjsjs so far there's a siren, a boat, and not much more but I think that's enough to serve as a skeleton

“They are bad luck,” Bich replied, shaking his head. He made a claw with his hand and gesture outwards, from his heart towards the sea, to ward off evil. “They shouldn’t have touched it.” “He should return to the sea,” Roope said, his voice quiet on the beach. He could still see the triton in his mind’s eye, the tail curled around itself, arms spreads to the sides, trying to find purchase on a glass that was stained green, and traitorous, too slippery to be of any help. The Sun was high in the sky, warming them, hot enough to dry up the sea, maybe. It didn’t do much for the cold that wormed inside Roope’s bones, the putrid smell of rotting wood that had settled in the room, in the back of Roope’s nose. “It can be sold,” Suter replied before anyone else did, spitting both the words and phlegm as he did. It landed on the sand, by Roope’s feet, and he didn’t as much as glance at Roope before turning to Jaime. “It’s scales, the tail, you could rip them out and sell them for a fortune. Cut it’s hair and sell it to the witches for charms and sell the marrow of it’s bones, people use it for soups,” he continued, elbowing Robo on the ribs so that he stumbled.  Jaime looked unconvinced, but they’d been on the sea for months. There hadn’t been much to show for it. His head turned towards the ship, and Roope knew that was it.

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For the ask game, Green Creek!!

Hello my friend. This is quite literally, a green creek fic, so you'll find non hrpf fic under the cut <333

Gavin had looked at me, laughter gone, in that way he did when he wanted to make sure I was still there, still with him. Whatever it was he saw on my face had made him smile, soft, and shy, at first, then smug, satisfaction rolling from him in waves. I wanted to trace every one of his lines through his shirt, and I thought he knew that too, somehow enjoyed that I couldn’t because it was a Sunday, and everyone was there.

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which 3 US presidents do you think would be the best omegas and which 3 bisexual pop stars would be their best matched alphas

1) John Adams

John Adams was a tireless advocate for the revolution (i.e. topping from the bottom) and he once described himself as "obnoxious, suspected, and unpopular" - "he was known for his bluntness, impatience, and tendency to be easily frustrated with those who disagreed with him." As a brat in Congress, his personality was repulsive, but everyone listened to him and they all still wanted him. They wanted him so bad they made him president. Kind of makes you think.

His match:

Adams needs someone with a strong personality to challenge his - someone who's not afraid to repel the mainstream in order to realize their vision. Gaga has it, and he needs it. "Bad Romance" in many way encompasses Adams' struggles through the 1776 Continental Congress. They could teach each other much.

2) Theodore Roosevelt

A man dedicated to the preservation of natural parks and ecological wonders - and for what? To run through the trees under the full moon as his pheromones wafted through the air? We know.

His match:

Grimes once described herself as becoming "way less gay" after she became pregnant, which is 1) weird, and 2) the reason I'm sticking her with Teddy. I don't think that he could fix her completely, but she seems the type to maintain no moral compass of her own, simply adopting the political ideology of whomever she's with, so maybe there's hope. Maybe Grimes could introduce Teddy to shrooms, and Teddy could take her out on trips in the forest. And then we can find out if Grimes getting a man pregnant makes her more or less gay.

3) Richard Nixon

Best known for his one legendary debate with the handsome JFK, wherein he became a stuttering, sweating mess, unable to focus or say what he meant. Interesting!

His match:

Bisexual icon Taylor Swift is also struggling to appease both sides of the political aisle. They could share their woes and their love of good ol' fashioned Americana, and then Taylor could tie him to the wall and make him bark like a dog. The pregnancy would be difficult on both of them with Taylor's extremely busy schedule, and Nixon would regrettably terminate it in the second trimester, causing a rift in the relationship that would never be mended. The resulting laments that Taylor composed about Nixon's abortion would of course be dissected and attributed to a secret relationship with a woman - Nixon's wife.

I welcome critical analysis.

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I have for you, my friends, some words, lovingly arranged for you as part of the @raisesomehellfest

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Okay friends I have an important question. This of you who subscribe to authors on ao3:

I would also want to know if someone posting for a bunch of different Fandoms is a turn off for you guys but I couldn't fit that in this poll lmao maybe I'll make a second one

Personally if I like your fic and your writing style I will subscribe to you

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Thank you @dartducks for the tag <333

rules: make a new post with the names of all the files in your wip folder, regardless of how non descriptive or ridiculous. let people send you an ask with the title that most intrigues them, and then post a little snippet or tell them something about it! and then tag as many people as you have wips.

Well. This is going to be a ride so buckle up? Also I'll be replying tomorrow when I have access to my laptop lmao

Ghost whysperer ryatt version

Fake dating austonwilly

Green creek

Jacktrevor hearts

Carcar soulmates

Murder of a god

No red string of fate

No heart

Siren ryatt

Thyatt

Werewolves with no werewolves

Thiam bf

Thiam murder

They're mostly hovkey but the green ones are a different Fandom. Also the ones I haven't touched in a really long time and are at the bottom of the pile aren't listed so this isn't a complete list

Thank you Noah <3 tagging @c0ffeeh0und @timoluke

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brad marchand kind of had an all time revenge arc. gets traded for peanuts and wins a cup

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kraken fans please remember to defend his every dive no matter how absurd

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MUSH 😭😭😭😭 JIM NILL WHEN I CATCH YOU 😭😭😭😭😭

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what are you wearing rn and is it representative of your style