hiss-kitten

[hiss-kitten]

“Don’t,” you warned Lucifer. You saw that self-assured grin on his face. You knew what he was planning.

“What? I just came to see what you were doing.” He leaned on your shoulder with enough weight to tilt you several inches sideways, no matter how much you pushed back. “Don’t mind me, carry on.”

“Don’t you have more important things to do?” you retorted, but it was too late. The others were catching on.

“Hey, hey! What’s going on?” Mammon came over and pushed against your other shoulder, tilting you back upright. “What are two of my favorite people doin’?”

You tried to shrug them both off, to no avail. “We’re not doing anything. We can stop this.”

You couldn’t stop it. Asmodeus was on his way and wasted no time crossing his arms over your back, happily leaning into you from behind. You tilted forward. “Hey! What’s happening here?”

You sighed, “we’re not doing this again.”

Asmodeus teased you with honeyed innocence, “doing what, hon? Something on your mind?”

These three demons thought they were so funny.

A passing Satan made eye contact with you. In that exact moment, you used every bit of imaginary telepathy you could muster. Surely Satan would understand. He could save you. He could free you before it really was too late.

He observed what his brothers were doing, nodded, and approached with a congenial grin. Mission failed.

“Traitor!” You regretted ever agreeing to join this exchange program as Satan slowly fell back into you. You didn’t even try to catch him, you were too busy trying to remain upright under the combined weight of four demons. They were hardly even holding back.

You couldn’t see who was running up, being too busy blowing Satan’s blonde hair out of your face, but at this point it didn’t matter. They were all coming for you.

“Let me in on this!” Leviathan said cheerily.

“Yeah!” “Come on!” Asmodeus and Mammon gladly made some room for Leviathan, which was difficult because you were sinking lower and lower, and you felt another weight pile onto your back as Levi cozied up to your torso. This scenario had played out enough times now that the brothers could somehow keep you from falling over like a Jenga tower, but it was still only a matter of time.

Belphegor squeezed his way in between Satan and Lucifer and wordlessly collapsed onto you as if overcome with narcolepsy. He sure looked cozy. He smirked while you lamented, “I’m never forgiving any of you, ever.”

“Beel? Are you coming?” Lucifer summoned the cherry on top of this ridiculous parfait. You braced as Beelzebub licked the crumbs off his fingers in preparation. He knew what had to be done.

“Are you ready?” At least he had the decency to ask, unlike six other degenerates. The six lumps of dead weight each grabbed a part of your body, shifting from leans to awkward hugs. There was no way to run.

With an exaggerated “hah!”, Beelzebub’s weight and outstretched arms were enough to send everyone crashing down. You were protected from any real damage by the shell of demon brothers, but they soon had you pinned down against someone’s chest in the world’s most embarrassing cuddle pile.

“Aren’t you guys too old for this?” you asked. “By like, ten thousand years?”

“We were just checking up on you,” Lucifer said.

“Yeah, how did this happen? Hmm..!” Asmodeus’s voice dripped with sarcasm.

Satan draped his leg over yours and not-so-accidentally kicked Lucifer. “You should have told us what you were doing.”

“I think it’s fun.” Belphegor was the only one to admit the truth.

Hands were running through your hair and over your stomach. Somebody was pushing the edge of your mouth up into a smile with their finger. If these guy were so touch-starved, they could have just said so, like sane people.

“My! What do we have here?”

You groaned, partially because everybody was really heavy and partially because you really didn’t need Diavolo to arrive just then.

“My lord, it appears we have walked in on something quite interesting.” Et tu, Barbatos?

”Indeed! Is there room for two more?”

Your “no!” was drowned out by seven resounding yeses.

[hiss-kitten]

Showing Up Solomon

Why is everyone not talking about this scene. Like it’s actually important because MC just broke through Solomon’s magic.

[hiss-kitten]

I had the funniest Obey Me related dream last night.

MC had to sit the brothers down and tell them they were pregnant and it was one of theirs from the previous week when they’d just totally railed MC when they all got drunk.

And so they went and got a DNA test and it was SIMEON’s and he was like “haha, well I’m definitely getting kicked out this time” and he just moves in with everyone and all the brothers are so pissed at him.

[hiss-kitten]

“Don’t,” you warned Lucifer. You saw that self-assured grin on his face. You knew what he was planning.

“What? I just came to see what you were doing.” He leaned on your shoulder with enough weight to tilt you several inches sideways, no matter how much you pushed back. “Don’t mind me, carry on.”

“Don’t you have more important things to do?” you retorted, but it was too late. The others were catching on.

“Hey, hey! What’s going on?” Mammon came over and pushed against your other shoulder, tilting you back upright. “What are two of my favorite people doin’?”

You tried to shrug them both off, to no avail. “We’re not doing anything. We can stop this.”

You couldn’t stop it. Asmodeus was on his way and wasted no time crossing his arms over your back, happily leaning into you from behind. You tilted forward. “Hey! What’s happening here?”

You sighed, “we’re not doing this again.”

Asmodeus teased you with honeyed innocence, “doing what, hon? Something on your mind?”

These three demons thought they were so funny.

A passing Satan made eye contact with you. In that exact moment, you used every bit of imaginary telepathy you could muster. Surely Satan would understand. He could save you. He could free you before it really was too late.

He observed what his brothers were doing, nodded, and approached with a congenial grin. Mission failed.

“Traitor!” You regretted ever agreeing to join this exchange program as Satan slowly fell back into you. You didn’t even try to catch him, you were too busy trying to remain upright under the combined weight of four demons. They were hardly even holding back.

You couldn’t see who was running up, being too busy blowing Satan’s blonde hair out of your face, but at this point it didn’t matter. They were all coming for you.

“Let me in on this!” Leviathan said cheerily.

“Yeah!” “Come on!” Asmodeus and Mammon gladly made some room for Leviathan, which was difficult because you were sinking lower and lower, and you felt another weight pile onto your back as Levi cozied up to your torso. This scenario had played out enough times now that the brothers could somehow keep you from falling over like a Jenga tower, but it was still only a matter of time.

Belphegor squeezed his way in between Satan and Lucifer and wordlessly collapsed onto you as if overcome with narcolepsy. He sure looked cozy. He smirked while you lamented, “I’m never forgiving any of you, ever.”

“Beel? Are you coming?” Lucifer summoned the cherry on top of this ridiculous parfait. You braced as Beelzebub licked the crumbs off his fingers in preparation. He knew what had to be done.

“Are you ready?” At least he had the decency to ask, unlike six other degenerates. The six lumps of dead weight each grabbed a part of your body, shifting from leans to awkward hugs. There was no way to run.

With an exaggerated “hah!”, Beelzebub’s weight and outstretched arms were enough to send everyone crashing down. You were protected from any real damage by the shell of demon brothers, but they soon had you pinned down against someone’s chest in the world’s most embarrassing cuddle pile.

“Aren’t you guys too old for this?” you asked. “By like, ten thousand years?”

“We were just checking up on you,” Lucifer said.

“Yeah, how did this happen? Hmm..!” Asmodeus’s voice dripped with sarcasm.

Satan draped his leg over yours and not-so-accidentally kicked Lucifer. “You should have told us what you were doing.”

“I think it’s fun.” Belphegor was the only one to admit the truth.

Hands were running through your hair and over your stomach. Somebody was pushing the edge of your mouth up into a smile with their finger. If these guy were so touch-starved, they could have just said so, like sane people.

“My! What do we have here?”

You groaned, partially because everybody was really heavy and partially because you really didn’t need Diavolo to arrive just then.

“My lord, it appears we have walked in on something quite interesting.” Et tu, Barbatos?

”Indeed! Is there room for two more?”

Your “no!” was drowned out by seven resounding yeses.

[hiss-kitten]

officially signing off.

I've put a lot of thoughts in this: I am officially quiting on this account. And no comebacks. When I went on hiatus, I said I'll come back on December, but that didn't happen because a whole pile of college stuffs were brought to me, and dang I stressed out a lot which affected my mental health so badly. Then I got made fun of, which resulted to attempts of sc, and eventually, I found myself in the hospital again. During my time in the hospital, I was worrying about college and the requests I receive here on Tumblr, and I came to the point where I finally realized how little I could handle. My screentime was limit, thanks to the advice of doctors and my psychiatrist. I missed two weeks of college because I had to stay in the hospital for two reasons, one reason was mentioned already, but I'd rather not mentioned the other for I would not like to trigger anyone. I'm finally going back to being busy, and yes, I'm quitting. I was not here for a very long time, but I had a very fun time with writing about my most favourite comfort characters in the whole world. Starting now, I will be focusing on my recovery.

Thanks to those who liked my short writings and for supporting:) and to my dearest and loyal followers who stayed even after such a long time. Feel free to unfollow, this blog is pointless now anyway, lol.

I'm not deleting my account in order to support my followed blogs and read some more. Tumblr is basically like, my escape from reality, so yeah. I will be reblogging posts on my reblog account though, so you might see me active there, but I won't say much.

And that's all. I'm officially closing this book, thank you for all your supports. :)

(this post is not proofread, so there will be a lot of grammatical errors and typos, maybe.)

[hiss-kitten]

officially signing off.

I've put a lot of thoughts in this: I am officially quiting on this account. And no comebacks. When I went on hiatus, I said I'll come back on December, but that didn't happen because a whole pile of college stuffs were brought to me, and dang I stressed out a lot which affected my mental health so badly. Then I got made fun of, which resulted to attempts of sc, and eventually, I found myself in the hospital again. During my time in the hospital, I was worrying about college and the requests I receive here on Tumblr, and I came to the point where I finally realized how little I could handle. My screentime was limit, thanks to the advice of doctors and my psychiatrist. I missed two weeks of college because I had to stay in the hospital for two reasons, one reason was mentioned already, but I'd rather not mentioned the other for I would not like to trigger anyone. I'm finally going back to being busy, and yes, I'm quitting. I was not here for a very long time, but I had a very fun time with writing about my most favourite comfort characters in the whole world. Starting now, I will be focusing on my recovery.

Thanks to those who liked my short writings and for supporting:) and to my dearest and loyal followers who stayed even after such a long time. Feel free to unfollow, this blog is pointless now anyway, lol.

I'm not deleting my account in order to support my followed blogs and read some more. Tumblr is basically like, my escape from reality, so yeah. I will be reblogging posts on my reblog account though, so you might see me active there, but I won't say much.

And that's all. I'm officially closing this book, thank you for all your supports. :)

(this post is not proofread, so there will be a lot of grammatical errors and typos, maybe.)

[hiss-kitten]

officially signing off.

I've put a lot of thoughts in this: I am officially quiting on this account. And no comebacks. When I went on hiatus, I said I'll come back on December, but that didn't happen because a whole pile of college stuffs were brought to me, and dang I stressed out a lot which affected my mental health so badly. Then I got made fun of, which resulted to attempts of sc, and eventually, I found myself in the hospital again. During my time in the hospital, I was worrying about college and the requests I receive here on Tumblr, and I came to the point where I finally realized how little I could handle. My screentime was limit, thanks to the advice of doctors and my psychiatrist. I missed two weeks of college because I had to stay in the hospital for two reasons, one reason was mentioned already, but I'd rather not mentioned the other for I would not like to trigger anyone. I'm finally going back to being busy, and yes, I'm quitting. I was not here for a very long time, but I had a very fun time with writing about my most favourite comfort characters in the whole world. Starting now, I will be focusing on my recovery.

Thanks to those who liked my short writings and for supporting:) and to my dearest and loyal followers who stayed even after such a long time. Feel free to unfollow, this blog is pointless now anyway, lol.

I'm not deleting my account in order to support my followed blogs and read some more. Tumblr is basically like, my escape from reality, so yeah. I will be reblogging posts on my reblog account though, so you might see me active there, but I won't say much.

And that's all. I'm officially closing this book, thank you for all your supports. :)

(this post is not proofread, so there will be a lot of grammatical errors and typos, maybe.)

[hiss-kitten]

officially signing off.

I've put a lot of thoughts in this: I am officially quiting on this account. And no comebacks. When I went on hiatus, I said I'll come back on December, but that didn't happen because a whole pile of college stuffs were brought to me, and dang I stressed out a lot which affected my mental health so badly. Then I got made fun of, which resulted to attempts of sc, and eventually, I found myself in the hospital again. During my time in the hospital, I was worrying about college and the requests I receive here on Tumblr, and I came to the point where I finally realized how little I could handle. My screentime was limit, thanks to the advice of doctors and my psychiatrist. I missed two weeks of college because I had to stay in the hospital for two reasons, one reason was mentioned already, but I'd rather not mentioned the other for I would not like to trigger anyone. I'm finally going back to being busy, and yes, I'm quitting. I was not here for a very long time, but I had a very fun time with writing about my most favourite comfort characters in the whole world. Starting now, I will be focusing on my recovery.

Thanks to those who liked my short writings and for supporting:) and to my dearest and loyal followers who stayed even after such a long time. Feel free to unfollow, this blog is pointless now anyway, lol.

I'm not deleting my account in order to support my followed blogs and read some more. Tumblr is basically like, my escape from reality, so yeah. I will be reblogging posts on my reblog account though, so you might see me active there, but I won't say much.

And that's all. I'm officially closing this book, thank you for all your supports. :)

(this post is not proofread, so there will be a lot of grammatical errors and typos, maybe.)

[hiss-kitten]

officially signing off.

I've put a lot of thoughts in this: I am officially quiting on this account. And no comebacks. When I went on hiatus, I said I'll come back on December, but that didn't happen because a whole pile of college stuffs were brought to me, and dang I stressed out a lot which affected my mental health so badly. Then I got made fun of, which resulted to attempts of sc, and eventually, I found myself in the hospital again. During my time in the hospital, I was worrying about college and the requests I receive here on Tumblr, and I came to the point where I finally realized how little I could handle. My screentime was limit, thanks to the advice of doctors and my psychiatrist. I missed two weeks of college because I had to stay in the hospital for two reasons, one reason was mentioned already, but I'd rather not mentioned the other for I would not like to trigger anyone. I'm finally going back to being busy, and yes, I'm quitting. I was not here for a very long time, but I had a very fun time with writing about my most favourite comfort characters in the whole world. Starting now, I will be focusing on my recovery.

Thanks to those who liked my short writings and for supporting:) and to my dearest and loyal followers who stayed even after such a long time. Feel free to unfollow, this blog is pointless now anyway, lol.

I'm not deleting my account in order to support my followed blogs and read some more. Tumblr is basically like, my escape from reality, so yeah. I will be reblogging posts on my reblog account though, so you might see me active there, but I won't say much.

And that's all. I'm officially closing this book, thank you for all your supports. :)

(this post is not proofread, so there will be a lot of grammatical errors and typos, maybe.)

[hiss-kitten]

officially signing off.

I've put a lot of thoughts in this: I am officially quiting on this account. And no comebacks. When I went on hiatus, I said I'll come back on December, but that didn't happen because a whole pile of college stuffs were brought to me, and dang I stressed out a lot which affected my mental health so badly. Then I got made fun of, which resulted to attempts of sc, and eventually, I found myself in the hospital again. During my time in the hospital, I was worrying about college and the requests I receive here on Tumblr, and I came to the point where I finally realized how little I could handle. My screentime was limit, thanks to the advice of doctors and my psychiatrist. I missed two weeks of college because I had to stay in the hospital for two reasons, one reason was mentioned already, but I'd rather not mentioned the other for I would not like to trigger anyone. I'm finally going back to being busy, and yes, I'm quitting. I was not here for a very long time, but I had a very fun time with writing about my most favourite comfort characters in the whole world. Starting now, I will be focusing on my recovery.

Thanks to those who liked my short writings and for supporting:) and to my dearest and loyal followers who stayed even after such a long time. Feel free to unfollow, this blog is pointless now anyway, lol.

I'm not deleting my account in order to support my followed blogs and read some more. Tumblr is basically like, my escape from reality, so yeah. I will be reblogging posts on my reblog account though, so you might see me active there, but I won't say much.

And that's all. I'm officially closing this book, thank you for all your supports. :)

(this post is not proofread, so there will be a lot of grammatical errors and typos, maybe.)

[hiss-kitten]

officially signing off.

I've put a lot of thoughts in this: I am officially quiting on this account. And no comebacks. When I went on hiatus, I said I'll come back on December, but that didn't happen because a whole pile of college stuffs were brought to me, and dang I stressed out a lot which affected my mental health so badly. Then I got made fun of, which resulted to attempts of sc, and eventually, I found myself in the hospital again. During my time in the hospital, I was worrying about college and the requests I receive here on Tumblr, and I came to the point where I finally realized how little I could handle. My screentime was limit, thanks to the advice of doctors and my psychiatrist. I missed two weeks of college because I had to stay in the hospital for two reasons, one reason was mentioned already, but I'd rather not mentioned the other for I would not like to trigger anyone. I'm finally going back to being busy, and yes, I'm quitting. I was not here for a very long time, but I had a very fun time with writing about my most favourite comfort characters in the whole world. Starting now, I will be focusing on my recovery.

Thanks to those who liked my short writings and for supporting:) and to my dearest and loyal followers who stayed even after such a long time. Feel free to unfollow, this blog is pointless now anyway, lol.

I'm not deleting my account in order to support my followed blogs and read some more. Tumblr is basically like, my escape from reality, so yeah. I will be reblogging posts on my reblog account though, so you might see me active there, but I won't say much.

And that's all. I'm officially closing this book, thank you for all your supports. :)

(this post is not proofread, so there will be a lot of grammatical errors and typos, maybe.)

[hiss-kitten]

officially signing off.

I've put a lot of thoughts in this: I am officially quiting on this account. And no comebacks. When I went on hiatus, I said I'll come back on December, but that didn't happen because a whole pile of college stuffs were brought to me, and dang I stressed out a lot which affected my mental health so badly. Then I got made fun of, which resulted to attempts of sc, and eventually, I found myself in the hospital again. During my time in the hospital, I was worrying about college and the requests I receive here on Tumblr, and I came to the point where I finally realized how little I could handle. My screentime was limit, thanks to the advice of doctors and my psychiatrist. I missed two weeks of college because I had to stay in the hospital for two reasons, one reason was mentioned already, but I'd rather not mentioned the other for I would not like to trigger anyone. I'm finally going back to being busy, and yes, I'm quitting. I was not here for a very long time, but I had a very fun time with writing about my most favourite comfort characters in the whole world. Starting now, I will be focusing on my recovery.

Thanks to those who liked my short writings and for supporting:) and to my dearest and loyal followers who stayed even after such a long time. Feel free to unfollow, this blog is pointless now anyway, lol.

I'm not deleting my account in order to support my followed blogs and read some more. Tumblr is basically like, my escape from reality, so yeah. I will be reblogging posts on my reblog account though, so you might see me active there, but I won't say much.

And that's all. I'm officially closing this book, thank you for all your supports. :)

(this post is not proofread, so there will be a lot of grammatical errors and typos, maybe.)

[hiss-kitten]

officially signing off.

I've put a lot of thoughts in this: I am officially quiting on this account. And no comebacks. When I went on hiatus, I said I'll come back on December, but that didn't happen because a whole pile of college stuffs were brought to me, and dang I stressed out a lot which affected my mental health so badly. Then I got made fun of, which resulted to attempts of sc, and eventually, I found myself in the hospital again. During my time in the hospital, I was worrying about college and the requests I receive here on Tumblr, and I came to the point where I finally realized how little I could handle. My screentime was limit, thanks to the advice of doctors and my psychiatrist. I missed two weeks of college because I had to stay in the hospital for two reasons, one reason was mentioned already, but I'd rather not mentioned the other for I would not like to trigger anyone. I'm finally going back to being busy, and yes, I'm quitting. I was not here for a very long time, but I had a very fun time with writing about my most favourite comfort characters in the whole world. Starting now, I will be focusing on my recovery.

Thanks to those who liked my short writings and for supporting:) and to my dearest and loyal followers who stayed even after such a long time. Feel free to unfollow, this blog is pointless now anyway, lol.

I'm not deleting my account in order to support my followed blogs and read some more. Tumblr is basically like, my escape from reality, so yeah. I will be reblogging posts on my reblog account though, so you might see me active there, but I won't say much.

And that's all. I'm officially closing this book, thank you for all your supports. :)

(this post is not proofread, so there will be a lot of grammatical errors and typos, maybe.)

[hiss-kitten]

officially signing off.

I've put a lot of thoughts in this: I am officially quiting on this account. And no comebacks. When I went on hiatus, I said I'll come back on December, but that didn't happen because a whole pile of college stuffs were brought to me, and dang I stressed out a lot which affected my mental health so badly. Then I got made fun of, which resulted to attempts of sc, and eventually, I found myself in the hospital again. During my time in the hospital, I was worrying about college and the requests I receive here on Tumblr, and I came to the point where I finally realized how little I could handle. My screentime was limit, thanks to the advice of doctors and my psychiatrist. I missed two weeks of college because I had to stay in the hospital for two reasons, one reason was mentioned already, but I'd rather not mentioned the other for I would not like to trigger anyone. I'm finally going back to being busy, and yes, I'm quitting. I was not here for a very long time, but I had a very fun time with writing about my most favourite comfort characters in the whole world. Starting now, I will be focusing on my recovery.

Thanks to those who liked my short writings and for supporting:) and to my dearest and loyal followers who stayed even after such a long time. Feel free to unfollow, this blog is pointless now anyway, lol.

I'm not deleting my account in order to support my followed blogs and read some more. Tumblr is basically like, my escape from reality, so yeah. I will be reblogging posts on my reblog account though, so you might see me active there, but I won't say much.

And that's all. I'm officially closing this book, thank you for all your supports. :)

(this post is not proofread, so there will be a lot of grammatical errors and typos, maybe.)

[hiss-kitten]

i want the sadness fucked out of me, i want him to wipe my tears away as he’s balls deep inside me, squishing me with his weight as he goes “shh, shh, it’s okay, pretty girl. it’s okay.”

[hiss-kitten]

If Nightmare was ever a character and a love interest in the game, there would definitely be an "Enemies To Lovers" trope in the story

[hiss-kitten]

Mc: Hey, Thirteen.

Thirteen: Yeah?

Mc: You're single, yes?

Thirteen: Wh-

Mc: Yes! Of course you are! So...👉👈 Wanna go out on a date?

Thirteen: WH-WHAT'S UP WITH YOU?! YOU GOT A LOTTA NERVE ASKING ME OUT *A blushing mess*

Mc: That is not an answer to my question.

(saw this in my drafts. it's all the way to the bottom and i never knew i had this)