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hitler-the-stripper · 7 years
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He puzzled and puzzled till his puzzler was sore. Then the Grinch thought of something he hadn’t before. “Maybe Christmas,” he thought…"doesn’t come from a store. Maybe Christmas, perhaps, means a little bit more.“
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hitler-the-stripper · 8 years
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the education system wont really be teaching you important shit like this..
so let me be the one to do it…
places that give student discounts
discounts your student id can get you
how to survive college on a budget
how to save money
earn money by simply doing polls
scholarships masterpost
really helpful student loan debt article
college investor website
7 money tips for college students
student loan calculator
what to buy each month of the year
coupon tips
can’t pay your bills?
is your cell phone bill too high?
dont know how to do taxes?
pay off student loans efficiently
budget monitoring website
save your money on cords
how to balance a checkbook
the ultimate guide to saving for retirement
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hitler-the-stripper · 8 years
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Straight, bi, or lesbian?
all three
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he doesn’t think about you at all. carry on with your work. u have things 2do
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hitler-the-stripper · 8 years
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The fuck point (n.) The point in an assignment at which you say “Fuck it all,” slap down some bullshit, and turn it in without reading it
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self love is a true form of rebellion in a world profiting off insecurity
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hitler-the-stripper · 8 years
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Today I learned how to hack unmonitored CCTV cameras. I’m currently watching a dog run around in a backyard in Berlin.
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hitler-the-stripper · 8 years
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a list of sounds
high heels clacking on the marble tiles of a church
a soda can being opened
a plastic-covered library book being pressed flat, crunching the binding
a marble rolling on a wooden floor
wood popping and crackling as it burns
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hitler-the-stripper · 8 years
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She sleeps a lot because her dreams are prettier than reality.
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hitler-the-stripper · 8 years
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get u a girl who cant do either
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I appreciate this.
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hitler-the-stripper · 8 years
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ohmygosh my mom keeps calling our cats “furries” and i dON’T THINK SHE KNOWS WHAT IT MEANS
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