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The sillies

Studying and Gossip

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Devs when I get you

Devs when I FUCKING GET YOU

Two hours

Two hours of building AND MY GAME CRASHES

MY HOUSE IS GONE

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It’s you!

…….

Who

Are

You…?

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MY EVIL FERAL LESBIAN FAERIEEEEEEEEE

I LOVE HERRRRRRR

Oc design commission for @hivemindclown !!! Thank you so much for asking this of me they were insanely fun to put together!

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Oc commission for @mossy123302

Soto if you commission me to draw rocks one more time im going to hunt you down

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Cookie run kingdom beast yeast and white lily hate rant

I may get some hate for this but I don’t care anymore this has been driving me insane ever since burning spice was released

I’m sure if you look up cookie run content on any media talking about the beast & ancients you’ve seen these collection of comments

“Calling it now lily going to lose”

“Fun fact; salt kills lily flowers”

“Lily going to die in silent salt’s update”

Or comments following a similar pattern

Here the thing tho

Cookie run as a game follows a very basic pattern in every update

‘Good triumphs evil’

No matter the update rather it’s;

Fire spirit vs agar agar

Ginger brave vs pomegranate

Pure vanilla vs shadow milk

The hero, no matter how out numbers or out ranked will always win

And the beast update follow a very loose pattern as well that you can see in every update (minus the first beast yeast update where elder faerie died)

Chapter 1;

-ancient goes looking for the beast, typically with a few companions by their side at the beginning

- ancient finds beast

-some sort of dilemma/battle/mental torture

-ancient is at the brink of losing/dying/failing

Chapter 2;

-some way or some how the ancient remembers why it is they became an ancient, and remembers what they fight for

-ancient awakens

-beast is defeated for the time being

Many things can happen in between these check points and they can reach these check points in many different ways but one way or another you will always get to that story checkpoint

White lily ISN’T going to fail

One way or another she is going to come out victorious with an awakened form

(And for the love of god can we please stop saying her awaken form is going to be dark enchantress, that would quite literally be the OPPOSITE of an awakened form)

Why her souljam is upside down in the ‘coming soon’ of her and silent salt’s gacha pull I don’t know yet

But she isn’t going to turn evil. And she isn’t going to die

(At least not permanently if she does, girlies like a cockroach in the best way possible, she will not stay dead)

Moving on

People treat white lily as if she is a meek and weak character, or as if she weaker than the other ancients

Which is just not correct

Because 1, if white lily was weak than dark enchantress would in no way be as strong as she is as most of her strength and knowledge on magic comes from white lily’s own memories being used against her

2, white lily has shown time and time again that she isn’t weak, she a quiet and shy character, yes but she still an ancient hero, she fought just as many battles as the other ancients and survived

Let’s not forget that, even if he wasn’t at full strength, she still single handedly defeated shadow milk

‘Oh but she didn’t actually defeat him, she just sealed the tree’

Yea, that COUNTS as defeating him. Let’s not forget how so many of the more toxic shadow milk fans got pissy at white lily because she defeated him.

(This also goes back into my previous comment of; no matter what, good will triumph evil)

White lily is also one of the stronger ancient cookies just in game. I don’t know about the rest of you but Lily has my dark cacao and Holly beat by a landslide and she not even awakened yet.

Lily as a character isn’t weak. She morally gray, she complex, and a bit of a wall flower but she is not weak

You are allowed to not like white Lily’s character, but I feel so many of the fans treat has as if she is satan incarnated, as if she willingly threw her ass into the ultimate dough and did a backflip on the way down.

Lily never intended to fall, she never wanted dark enchantress to exist, and she doesn’t support dark enchantress. She horrified by dark enchantress’ actions and actively despises what she’s done to cookie kind. She sought out the witches to HELP cookie kind, no matter what that has always been her goal, to make cookies stronger and less likely to crumble, actively throwing herself in dangerous or sketchy situations just to find answers, to find a way to help others, because she is the keeper of the souljam of freedom, and she seeks freedom for all.

And I’m going to say something that I’ve not seen anyone else say.

Dark enchantress would’ve existed with or without white lily going to the banquet.

The ultimate dough had already been prepared. The witches were always going to bake it. The only thing lily added was half of her soul this including half of her memories and likely some of her strength. Dark enchantress clearly doesn’t share white Lily’s opinions or feelings for others. And only ever seems to refer to herself as ‘formerly white Lily’ when it aids her in harming her enemies

Dark enchantress would’ve existed with her same personality and desire to destroy with or without Lily.

Likely Lily’s soul only made her a bigger threat sooner than she would’ve been had she not had that half of Lily’s soul.

Lily and dark enchantress are essentially two separate entities. They share half of a soul yes, but their memories (after the banquet), opinions, goals, morals, and relationships are all different. They also cannot control each others actions.

White lily had no control over the war dark enchantress caused just as dark enchantress has no control over the actions lily has done since her revival

They are more akin to twins now than to being the same person.

More over, if you wouldn’t thank dark enchantress for the good white lily does, don’t blame white lily for the evil dark enchantress does

I don’t really know how to end this now so I’ll just do a small retake on all I said

White lily, by the very laws of the story won’t lose to silent salt

White lily isn’t weak and these white lily hate comments are getting out of hand

And white lily and dark enchantress are separate entities and shouldn’t be given the credit or blame for the other’s actions

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Commission for @mossy123302

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Elder faerie when wife:

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Fun fact, every time I draw white lily, elder faerie, or pure vanilla (I have not colored cacao in actual years-)

THIS

Is the image I use to color pick their colors

I do not remember who made this or where I found it but it is my favorite image and lives in my head rent free

So to whoever made this image thank you so much for this beautiful creation, it has been used to color many silly cookie doodles

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//minor crk spoilers

What an update man

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happy pride month to these things

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Crk beast yeast ep 10 spoilers

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The curse of immortality

Characters belong to @totallyottie99

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Soon

I had to get them in two separate orders because of finances, wish I could’ve gotten all but alas I am not made of money

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This girl is an actual hero and we need to donate to her defense fund please

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I need everyone on tiktok who made fun of hollyberry and talked about how she was the ‘least serious’ and ‘least traumatized’ ancient to apologize right fuckin now

(Image is unrelated I just love this face of hers)