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can we just take a moment. to dissect this scene.

what was the point of showering her in her mother's favorite flowers? nothing, but it was straight out of a romance movie and extremely unlike kaz. he usually doesn't engage in anything that doesn't help with the job and doesn't appease his own personal vengeance. it wasn't even a satisfying steal, he just plucked it off of the cart. hmm i wonder what this means

how does kaz know that inej's mother's favorite flower were geraniums? does inej longingly gaze at a flower cart when she passes by? if so, he definitely noticed, definitely memorized, and definitely has been trying to find a job where he can incorporate geraniums for her

kaz is glad that inej still has sentiment, because its what characterizes her. but whenever someone else shows the tiniest bit of pity or affection to another, he's much literally like "i didn't hire sentimental slobs for this job" or something like that. the favoritism is showing my guy

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Something about "I died and then was reborn in the harbor" bf, and then "I died and then carried on as a ghost in the slaver ship" gf

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in six of crows, inej said to herself: the heart is an arrow. but by the end of crooked kingdom? her heart was a river that carried her out to sea. before, her heart was a missile wielded by a clumsy archer. inej was confused about her goals and aims in life. whether she should continue with her money from the job or go back and try to find her parents. but now, she's realized that she doesn't have to make all the decisions for herself at a certain point in her life. she just has to go with the flow, and trust that her heart will lead her to the right place. because after all, the heart is a river.

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Honestly, same. I'm trying to watch the show right now and it's just making me miss the books more.

hmm. feeling very unhinged about kaz and inej today.

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STOP ITTTT

I SAID STOP ITTTT

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do u think in the grishaverse rather than it being Victorian child/man/women jokes it’s Fjerdan?

Like:

“I feel a fjerdan man seeing ankle for the first time.”

“This sentence would kill a fjerdan child.”

“Not to sound like fjerdan woman suffering from hysteria—”

(Yes the crows 100% make these jokes and it drives Matthias insane) (Kaz and Nina are the primary offenders)

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frosbite studios blessing us with this GORGEOUS fanart, as per usual

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Kaz: People tell me I have a unique way of lighting up a room.

Matthias: It’s called arson and those people are called witnesses.

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Someone needs to write this

I'm begging you

Six of Crows au where everything’s the same except the crow head of Kaz’s cane talks to him like Mary Poppins’ umbrella handle

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I'm happy to be friends and chat ❤️

Alright y'all, I need more friends with common interests.

I like sweet tooth, six of crows, marauders ofc, riordanverse, hunger games, star wars, the last of us, stranger things, arcane and school spirits

Please be my friend Iove nerding out with people

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Kaz brekker out here supporting the gays and the girls and the matthias.

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Really, really need people to understand how important it is that Matthias kept his faith while unlearning the toxic beliefs that people had instilled in him. That’s really important to his character actually.

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since inej canonically didn't know how to read kerch when being freed from the menagerie, and since she can read kaz's notes he sends to van eck later on, she had to have learned to read kerch somewhere in the middle. the idea of kaz teaching her to read kerch is really fond to me. like, yeah she could've just picked it up, but the idea of kaz teaching her to read in kerch is so much better. idk i just be thinking abt them lol.

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bring back jesper’s absolutely wild fashion sense. obviously all the fanart is lovely but i want to see this man wearing the most hideous combination of colors and patterns. give him a bright red shirt, yellow and green striped vest, purple pants and a dark blue coat with silver stitching

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i love how kaz isn’t possessive, he’s just jealous. he’s never like “jesper is making physical contact with her! he touched her hand! get away from her!” because while he’s staring into their souls his internal monologue is going fuck shit fuck how does he have such a healthy casual relationship with her and i cant im such a dumbass fuck me

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I would be happy to chat ❤️

I'm so late but i am waist DEEP within the hyperfixation trenches of Six of Crows and all those little fucked up young adults/children. I need someone to TALK ABOUT THIS PLEASE SIX OF CROWS FANDOM PLEASE COME BACK TO MEEEEEE 😭😭😭

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Remember that one time when Kaz nearly kissed Inej's neck? And then he was bursting with SO much energy and adrenaline from that horny juice he gained after the kiss, that he was able to saunter into a room full of idiots, dressed immaculately like he was about to attend a prestigious job interview, and then single-handedly beat the shit out of all of them and actually won.

✨forever iconic✨