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Bilbo Baggins housecoat 4k

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You know I'm the only one who'll love your sins Feel the way my voice gets underneath your skin.

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It's been a long time coming but here's my interpretation of Smaug as a cat :3 the 3rd image is inspired by @hobbitunderthemountain ficlet which also gave me a push to finally draw this entire thing, highly recommend you check it out!

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WOO its been a minute! Finals have absolutely destroyed me but im finally done with them so i decided to draw something short and sweet since its also been a while since ive drawn them. Plus my lil headcanon on how dwarves and hobbits show affection! Hope you guys are having a fun summer!

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it's so wild to me that you absolutely cannot force a hyperfixation to happen. like you'll watch the most perfectly tailor-made-for-you content that everyone says you'll love and feel absolutely nothing, and then the thing you watch on a whim to fill time will reach through the screen and put its damn fingers in your brain and start rearranging the neurons right in front of you and every single time you're like THIS??? THIS??????? and this happens like every 6-12 months forever

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HOLY SHIT THEY ARE SO PERFECT WAHSHSGSGSJ I AM CLUTCHING THIS ART TO MY CHEST AND TREASURING IT

It's been a long time coming but here's my interpretation of Smaug as a cat :3 the 3rd image is inspired by @hobbitunderthemountain ficlet which also gave me a push to finally draw this entire thing, highly recommend you check it out!

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I liiiiiiive……and so does @diskingoferebor, so happy (belated) birthday, my dear! Have some sapphic reshirement art! ✿ ✧˖°. ✿ ⋆｡˚＼(￣▽￣)／✿｡･:*˚:✧｡✿

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You know I'm the only one who'll love your sins Feel the way my voice gets underneath your skin.

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I LOVE being autistic and trying to communicate because every time it’s

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I assure you: somebody, somewhere, is on the exact same wavelength as you are.

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First of a lino print series of the Lord of the Rings - Bag End

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So many modern detectives have tried to emulate Sherlock Holmes, and none of them have even come CLOSE to touching Benoit Blanc. That man is Holmes' true spiritual successor. He's a silly little guy. He's gay. He's a drama queen. He has impeccable fashion sense. He loves music. He works with the cops but refuses to work for them. His voice is both goofy and incredibly fun to listen to. He sucks at playing Clue and Among Us. He mopes in the bathtub for weeks when he doesn't have a case. He loves hanging out with The Girls but gets incredibly uncomfortable when women flirt with him. The only reason he can afford his gorgeous downtown apartment is because his husband works a real job.* The only thing he hates more than Rich Assholes are Stupid Rich Assholes. He solved a double (attempted triple) homicide and the thing that made him most upset was plagiarism. He supports women's rights and women's wrongs. He refuses to break the law himself but actively encourages his client to commit arson.

And, most importantly, he and Holmes would fucking love each other. If most of the modern day detectives inspired by Holmes ever met him, he would probably want to kill them with hammers, but he and Blanc would probably end up being penpals and sending each other newspaper clippings about crime or some shit. And I can absolutely envision a teenage Blanc reading the Holmes stories and being like, "Wait, being a silly little gay private detective is a viable career option? Well, I guess I've finally found my calling in life."

Anyway I love the Benoit Blanc movies and I hope they make a million of them

*confirmed by Rian Johnson

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average hobbit trilogy watching experience