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[PT: Who is the hottest player for every NHL team? End PT]

Who is the hottest player for every NHL team?

click here to cast your votes! I'll be closing the poll on sunday evening (6/9), and I'll post the results soon after.

No nuance. no skipping. please dont just say "no" to skip a team, pick someone you find marginally attractive, even if you despise the team. Everyone is attractive in some way.

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[Image ID: Matthew Tkachuk, #19 of the Florida Panthers, hugging Panthers goaltender Sergei Bobrovsky, with Bobrovsky's back turned away from the viewer. End ID]

😭😭😭😭😭

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***parent death*** Hey everyone, this isn't a post I wanted to make. I'll try to keep it as short as possible. Earlier today, my dad passed. He was supposed to be home, after spending almost 1-2 weeks at the hospital. However when the discharging process started... he suddenly stopped breathing. Unfortunately, doctors couldn't save him. I'm still... stunned. I'm rotating between crying and feeling numb. While we didn't always have the best relationship, I'll still appreciate him for being there for me. I likely won't be active for the rest of the week (or longer). So if I go radio silent for a bit, this is why. I don't quite know how to end this, so I'll leave it here: Kind messages (asks/dms) are always appreciated, and I promise I'll get to them as soon as possible. tagging sideblogs so I can reblog there as well: @blusical @hockey-accessibility @thatonedemonnamedlucifer

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[Image ID: A screenshot of a YouTube thumbnail featuring Shannon (Also known as The Hockey Guy) wearing Canucks fan gear next to a writing board with various team logos and writing. The video is titled "How Repeated Disappointments Have Affected By Enthusiasm for the Canucks". End ID]

me rn

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[PT start] i like my men like i like evgeni malkin tall, hockey player, and evgeni malkin. [PT end]

i like my men like i like evgeni malkin

tall, hockey player, and evgeni malkin

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finally added a profile pic since ngl the default tumblr pfp was a huge eyestrain and was giving me a headache

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[Image ID: Screenshots from a news article that read the following: "The NHL's entire marketing strategy is connecting the past to the present. You will hear more in Montreal about players who have died than anyone still breathing in a Canadiens jersey. Pushing mandatory retirement, Gretzky is still the game's most reliable brand." "That's because hockey can't reliably create stars. The ingredients are out there- athleticism, youth, good nature, viciousness, but the players just don't have that mojo." "Ovechkin had that mojo. He had so much of it that he let Sidney Crosby borrow a little. He put Crosby over his shoulder and fireman carried him into a rivalry that never really existed, but was great for promotion.". End ID]

another scorcher from my beloved mr cathal kelly. this time on the nhl's great unmentionable ovechkin problem

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[Image ID: A drawing of David Pastrnak of the Boston Bruins, wearing a black and yellow sweater with the number 88 as well as a black and yellow beanie and white skates. He has brown hair and blue eyes. End ID]

David Pastrnak looks like he came out of a rankin bass cartoon and I'll die on this hill

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[Image ID: A screenshot of two tumblr tags that read "#tumblr loves baseball as long as the baseball isnt happening" and "#cats. bees. pelicans i guess" respectively. End ID

hey man how do you think i knew there was a pelican on the field. is it perhaps because i was watching baseball

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Image ID: Vladimir Tarasenko of the Florida Panthers smiling, with other players skating in the background. End ID.

Vova! 🥰

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ID 1: A screenshot of the headline of a news article that reads "Devils Nico Hischier Suffers Face Laceration at Worlds", underneath that text reads "Nico Hischier was cut open, yet returned to the game... wearing a different jersey". End ID. ID 2: A photo of Nico Hischier in front of the net with blood on his face, surrounded by a referee and another player. End ID. Plaintext: 13 May '24 // SUI vs. CZE. End PT.

13 May ‘24 // SUI vs. CZE

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Image Description: Two text messages, all words in white that read "i'm sorry for your loss" and "i really wanted boston to go fuck themselves" respectively. End ID.

Got this from my friend who likes the rangers

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[PT Start]

no, not a fucking warrior. i don’t care if it’s the playoffs I don’t care if it’s the energy you need to bring in the playoffs i DONT CARE!! WE NEED TO STOP PRAISING PLAYERS FOR PLAYING THOUGH INJURIES (especially during the playoffs) WHEN IT COULD POTENTIALLY GET WORSE AND HAVE POTENTIAL HEATH RAMIFICATIONS IN THE LONG RUN

STOP PRAISING RECKLESS AND ENDANGERING BEHAVIOR. and for the love of all things fuckery stop attacking players WHO DO take a break away and try to get healthy (i.e. William Nylander). I’m sick and tired and enraged by players constantly DECIDING (most of the time) to risk their current physical health and potential future long term heath for a fucking sport at the end of the day.

Yeah hockeys a business and for entertainment but it’s not entertaining when in 5years or so half of the fucking lot can’t play because they decided to play though a serious injury x number of seasons ago. Stop it. [PT End]

no, not a fucking warrior. i don’t care if it’s the playoffs I don’t care if it’s the energy you need to bring in the playoffs i DONT CARE!! WE NEED TO STOP PRAISING PLAYERS FOR PLAYING THOUGH INJURIES (especially during the playoffs) WHEN IT COULD POTENTIALLY GET WORSE AND HAVE POTENTIAL HEATH RAMIFICATIONS IN THE LONG RUN

STOP PRAISING RECKLESS AND ENDANGERING BEHAVIOR. and for the love of all things fuckery stop attacking players WHO DO take a break away and try to get healthy (i.e. William Nylander). I’m sick and tired and enraged by players constantly DECIDING (most of the time) to risk their current physical health and potential future long term heath for a fucking sport at the end of the day.

Yeah hockeys a business and for entertainment but it’s not entertaining when in 5years or so half of the fucking lot can’t play because they decided to play though a serious injury x number of seasons ago. Stop it.

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ID1: A cropped photo of a TV screen featuring a headline that reads "Brad Marchand told by NHL that he needs to stop licking other players". End ID. ID2: A cropped photo of a TV screen featuring a line of text that reads "Brad Marchand". Underneath that is much smaller text that reads "Can't stop licking people". Also shown is Brad Marchand, who's face is slightly cropped. End ID. ID3: A cropped photo of a TV screen featuring a line of text that reads "Ryan Callahan". Underneath that is much smaller text that reads "Doesn't like being licked". Also shown is Ryan Callahan, who is also cropped in the photo. End ID.

I… Don’t have words

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[PT: has one really annoying fan ever ruined your perception of a team? End PT]

+ tell your stories in the notes!!

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[PT Start] Hockey Questions 1. Favorite hockey team:

2. Favorite player:

3. Favorite rivalry:

4. Least favorite team:

5. First NHL game:

6. Who you want to win the Stanley cup this year:

7: What jerseys do you own:

8: Favorite captain:

9: Best bromance:

10: A player you ship yourself with:

11: Do you watch junior hockey?

12: Best hockey memory:

13: A hockey game your excited for:

14: Best looking jerseys:

15: What player would you like to me best friends with? Why?:

16: NHL crush:

17: Favorite hockey blog(s):

18: Favorite junior team:

19: Favorite coach:

20: Have you ever seen or touched the Stanley Cup:

21: Have you met any players? When and how?

22: Who do you think the best player in the NHL is?

23: World championship or world juniors:

24: What Olympic team do you root for:

25: Favorite rookie:

26: Who do you think is the best goalie?

27: If you do play hockey what position do you play?/ If you played what position would you play?

28: Favorite goal song:

29: Thoughts on punk bunnies:

30: Have you ever jumped a bandwagon? If so what team and when?

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Hockey Questions

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Image Description: A tweet from user "maddie rundlett" (madsruns) that reads "how come the hughes bowl is like a wholesome family event meanwhile every tkachuk bowl is like a cain and abel reenactment". End ID.

nhl siblings fascinate me