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Into the chaos of Uranium City - Fight for power among sentient veins, rogue wizards, and radioactive survivors. Will you tame the radiation or be consumed by it?

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Moose Jaw has risen as the inland pirate capital—where rust meets rebellion, and every grain silo hides a secret. Are you ready to sail the prairie seas?

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Is this a meme? I just got told it isn't.

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Flora & Fauna of the Emberwild: Living fires, ash-borne flora, mutated animals, and legendary guardians like Sinderreign await. Beware ash ghosts & cinder beasts—chaos reborn from war.

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Welcome to Hearthgate, the fire-touched realm rising from Prince Albert’s ashes! Every ember tells a story, from fiery duels at the Arena of Ash to haunting memories in the Archive. Are you ready to burn with purpose?

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Welcome to Marrowdeep, Once Regina, a necrotic wonderland! Endless herds of skeletal bison roam eerie plains, and a world where necrotech meets artistry!

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Welcome to Genefield, where Harvesters cultivate sentient crops, build psychically linked communes, and redefine existence. What will unfold in this world of botanical magic?

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Once a haven of vineyards, the Okanagan now stands as the heart of survival and conflict in the Columbian Wastelands. In this brutal Rebirth Era, who will thrive amid chaos?

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Welcome to the Yukon Data Fortress—the digital gold rush of the Digital Klondike! Brave the frozen chaos for lost data and cryptocurrency riches. Will you strike it rich or face peril?

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The Day the Earth Blew Up: A Looney Tunes Movie (2025)

This is a Movie Health Community evaluation. It is intended to inform people of potential health hazards in movies and does not reflect the quality of the film itself. The information presented here has not been reviewed by any medical professionals.

The Day the Earth Blew Up: A Looney Tunes Movie has multiple brief, full-screen flashing moments, all less than five seconds long. The first is a camera-like flash at the beginning when a character walks up a crater. The most severe effect is a sequence mimicking the flickering of overhead LED lights that happens twice, each for less than five seconds. The first happens shortly after a character says “That’s not shatterproof glass,” has action in between, then is over when a character says “We gotta help him.” There is a cartoon-style electrical flash when a character says “You’ll never get away” that lasts for less than five seconds.

This movie has a steady camera, even in action sequences, for almost the whole film. The one exception is a second-long, full-screen spinning effect in the first half of the movie when a character says “I gotta warn everybody.”

There is one loud and abrupt popping noise that lasts for less than a second immediately after a cartoon gloved hand holding a pin appears on screen.

Flashing Lights: 3/10. Motion Sickness: 1/10.

TRIGGER WARNINGS: Gagging sounds, cartoonish as they are, become a major part of the film halfway through for about ten minutes. There is no vomit. Characters do talk about gagging before it happens, and it will stop after a character appears with a mallet and a horned helmet.

Image ID: A promotional poster for The Day the Earth Blew Up: A Looney Tunes Movie

Evaluated by Momgana

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Dive into the mysteries of the Arctic with Ghosts in the Past! Join the adventure and face the Dimensional Gauntlets that hold peril and treasure!

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Discover the diverse inhabitants of our world! From the industrious Beavers building dams in the Borealis Reach to the adaptable Cats thriving in coastal regions, each creature plays a vital role in their ecosystems.

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Welcome to the Hodgepocalypse: The Auroral Frontier - Part 2! Explore incredible settlements like ALERT, Akulivik, and the mysterious Hive Cradle, from fortified ports to cultural havens.

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R.P.G. Spelljammer Sandbox - Part 2 - Britannia Prime

showing off the next part of my spelljammer world

This Sphere is in turmoil.  It was only until recently a battleground against the Elves of Astra Arcanium who were winning until the Battle of Broken Wings.  Its peace is tentative, but it’s also a place where plots of land are being issued to settle this land to secure the empire. 

This space is dotted with Castles created by Astra Byzantium forces to control the territory, but pockets of resistance run deep as the elves have made their mark.

Furthermore, the entire sphere has been separated into two different factions.  The Albions felt they were left to their own long enough and want to continue self-rule.  In contrast, the Britannians are loyal to the Byzantium empire and are doing everything to return to the fold.  These groups often end up hostile.  Entire families are in bitter disagreement into the fate of this sphere.

Key Locations of Note

Orkney Belt

This is three different asteroid belts (the Shetland, Hebredes, and the Orkneys proper), but usually is simply called “the Orks” Filled with rock and ice, it acts as a natural protection.  Strange creatures abound but it’s a great place for space whaling.

Caladonia

This territory is known for its hardy folk and stubborn drive.  It has a sizable dwavern population that prides itself in it’s artificers.  It is also known for its sizable Space Serpent population that the inhabitants have tamed.

The Offa Belt

This is less an asteroid belt and more a radiation storm belt that is in perpetual uproar.  It waxes and wanes and normally adds a layer of protection to the inner sphere.  Strange aberations abound in this danger zone.

Dumnonii

This dwarf planet (as opposed to dwarvern) is somewhat between Albion, Cymeru and Hibernia.  It is a land of haunted moorlands and a surprising number of potatoes (which are animated into humanoids for self defence).  The main population are Halflings if you don’t count the ghosts that plague this planet.  It’s port, Baskerville, is a place of Pirates, smugglers and wreckers all looking for their next job.  

Hibernia

This is the most affected by the elven invasion. It is a place where half-elves are a dominant cultural group where the merging of cultures has developed something new.  They have been feuding with the powers of Albion for generations, and have no love lost for the Elves from their own occupation.  They also are renowned for their libraries as they are almost compulsive as a culture in hording information.

Astra Albonis

Covering the southern part of the planet Albion, when they were cut off from the rest of the Byzantium empire, they decided to become their own.  It's founding legends are the tales of King Astorius Draconis and his knights. Held up as the embodiment of justice and good governance, this has affected traditions and laws throughout the empire.

Spellcasters are expected to advise, not rule for example.

This is the largest group of “Albonis” in this space and have even sent out “colonies” into other parts of space.  This will come to a head one of these days where their allegiance lies as Empress Theodora minions return to this part of space.

While they had strong connections to the fey even before the invasion, there is another word that is often used: collaberators!

Mercia

The Northern Part of Albion is of the mighty kingdom of Mercia.  Mostly populated by Orcs, they are incredibly loyal to the Byzantium Empire as it was, they whom gave them access to something they never had before: prosperity.  Often Joked by outsiders as the Orcish Peacocks due to their finery and abrassiveness, they were responsible for some of the most brutal fighting against the elves.  They were one of the first freed from occupation by Byzantium forces and it only added to their loyalty.  They find their Southern neighbors to be hypocritical and are often feuding with them.  Honestly, they are some of the most generous and fair people in all Spelljammer space, once you accept their rough edges.

Sherwood Asteroid

This is as much a myth as a real place.  Legend has it that a breakaway group of elves and other friends ended up waylaying those of influence and power in return for protecting the poor and the downtrodden.  However, the cynics often believe this is merely a ruse and they are elven guerilla fighters determined to undermine the locals to put them back under the elven boot.  The Asteroid itself is a repurposed dwavern citadel and moves periodically within both asteroid belts and even beyond on occasion. 

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Discover the Auroral Frontier! Once overlooked, the Canadian North is a realm of crystal forests, geothermal wonders, and vibrant life. Join us on this captivating journey!

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Last chapter for Hodgepocalypse Toronto part 10. A striking landscape of crimson hills and ancient mysteries! Plus Stratford too!

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We Didn't Start the Fire (Canadian Edition)

Maple syrup, poutine fries, Garand rifle, ringing ping! Superman’s from here, you know, Wolverine, Deadpool—Let’s go! Todd McFarlane, Spawn’s alive, Darwyn Cooke, Fiona’s vibes Bryan Adams, Summer’s Here, Nickelback? (We won’t sneer)

(Verse 2) Reboot, Due South, Mounties in the frozen mouth Schitt’s Creek, Kids in Hall, Great White North still standing tall! Pam Anderson, Baywatch queen, Ryan Reynolds, movie screens Elliot Page, standing proud, Justin versus Mango Clown

(Chorus) We didn’t start the fire We keep the North strong, even when it’s all wrong We didn’t start the fire Though the world’s deranged, we just keep our range

(Verse 3) Canadian whiskey, beer so strong, Tim Hortons, hockey songs Tragically Hip, BTO, Blue Rodeo on the go CBC, Terry Fox, never stops, curling rocks Hayley Wick, Bobby Orr, slapping pucks, we always score

(Verse 4) Stratford plays, Anne Green Gables, RUSH and Neil Peart’s fables Tommy Douglas, Medicare, Trump’s a joke but we still care Northern Lights, Snowbirds fly, CN Tower scraping sky Prairie fields, Stompin’ Tom, sorry if this list is long

(Chorus) We didn’t start the fire We keep the North strong, even when it’s all wrong We didn’t start the fire Though the world’s deranged, we just keep our range

(Verse 5) Wayne & Shuster, making fun, Friendly Giant, Ernie’s son Mr. Dressup, Tickle Trunk, never let our spirits sunk Polkaroo, Fred Penner’s door, Corner Gas, we still want more Sharon, Lois, Bram would sing, ‘Skinamarinky-dinky-ding’"

(Chorus) We didn’t start the fire We keep the North strong, even when it’s all wrong We didn’t start the fire Though the world’s deranged, we just keep our range

(Bridge – Trump Takedown) Orange clown, wall’s a joke, tried a coup, nearly choked Tiny hands, Putin’s pawn, keeps on running, why’s he on? Fox News lies, screaming tweets, lost the race, can’t take defeat We just watch, shake our heads, "Take him back!" but England dreads

(Final Chorus) We didn’t start the fire From coast to coast, we still raise a toast We didn’t start the fire Oh, the North stays free, while you sink in misery