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On the contrary, my dear anonymous, I can be whatever you want me to be. ;)

A “female”:

A “male”:

Or even a lamp:

oh yes, especially a lamp.

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you brought upon them only ruin and d e a t h 

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Peter Jackson: What Martin will always give you is he’ll give you surprises with takes, with scenes, with ways that lines are performed, with physical stuff. He just tries different things all the time. It’s absolutely wonderful.

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there and back again

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Were you ever able to name one hero who was happy? No.

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dads’(and uncle’s) sleeping posture :D

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落書き by 白夜

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Fellowship of the Ring bad subtitles

And finally, a few parting words from Frodo:

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I’m not the first to make this joke and by god I won’t be the last

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Can u imagine if Thorin got to be the king of Erebor and reforged the alliance between Erebor, Dale and Mirkwood, and then Thranduil and Bard came to ‘visit’ and Thorin had to be polite and welcoming

Dis: behave!

Thorin: …

Dis: ..and smile

Thorin: pfft

*Dis elbows him in the ribs*

Thorin:

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That took a turn...

Me: Why does Bilbo try to steal from the trolls even though he is very frightened?

Student 1: He wants to show he is brave so the dwarves will respect him-

Me: Yes, exactly! So-

Student 1: -and so they won't stab him in the back while he sleeps to conserve food.

Student 2: Seems legit.

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Glorfindel, looking into the gathering dark, said: ‘Do not pursue him! He will not return to this land. Far off yet is his doom, and not by the hand of  m a n  will he fall.’ 

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And if the night is burning     I will cover my eyes        For if the dark returns            Then my brothers will die

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so comes snow after  f i r e

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→ Greatness