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So this happened today-

the perks of dating your best friend ..

Cough* cough*

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He did not just do that...

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LOL

Are we out of the woods yet?

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TJ Miller caught dumbfounded by hayden panettiers new additions - via http://ift.tt/1P40qzP

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10/10

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* sips tea *

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-THIS

♥/☻

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flirting with a man at a bar

me: hey lemme see ur phone I’ll put my number in

unsuspecting fool: hahah sure *hands me his phone*

me: *transfers his entire Pokemon Go team to myself*

fool: what the fuck?

me: *rips my jacket open to reveal a sensible tee with a large bedazzled letter R* TO PROTECT THE WORLD FROM DEVISTA–

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When someone calls you strong and you just crumble to pieces...

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Tornlove

I wanna spend the night with him, but come home to you...

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JDs thoughts,

 ‘Let her know you’re upset but be settle.’

“I’d love to”

lol pretty  much me.

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ILikeToLeaveWomenWantingMoreSoISellThemCrystalMeth.

‘Let's say you're in a situation where crystal  meth  can help you. Like, I don't know, you have too many teeth.’

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Perhaps, the fault in our souls was that saying goodbye was much easier than I love you.

extraterrestrial-mountaineer (via wnq-writers)

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The least movement is of importance to all nature. The entire ocean is affected by a pebble.

Blaise Pascal

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Killers don't look like killers if they're good at their jobs.

-Alex vause

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“You don’t just turn gay. You fall somewhere on the spectrum like on a Kinsey scale.”  – Piper Chapman