Grand Jedi, regular Simpsons quoter. I recount personal interactions with gods. Helping humans and gods understand one another. Speaker of ancient languages.
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Mum got worried about me because I was making protection spells. Given I've had trouble with psychosis before, but 1. I've been sleeping and 2. I've kept calm the entire time
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I keep my hopes down with Klapollo because there's been no sighting of Kristoph or Klavier, and also what if it never turns out. Wrightworth certainly didn't work out so why should I trust Klapollo
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It makes me so happy to see Edgeworth fanart. I think he'd blush at how good it is
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[Let he with child cast out the ribs of the Lord]
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I can't get over Leon S Kennedy. He's staying over at my house because he's sick as a dog and he really is as pretty as the pictures
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Leon Kennedy is the number one spokesperson for those bingo ads you see online. Leon really be out here like "I won 8 gazillion dollars playing this app. Download it now for free on the app store!!!"
#he plays bingo with his granny#POV: Leon wants your credit card information to fuel his gambling problem#resident evil#leon s kennedy#leon kennedy
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It’s true.
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Estpolis - A Psychic's Perspective (Lufia)
Let's start by saying Fortress of Doom never happened. In fact, it started out on another planet as a poorly received game. So, let's begin with the second game.
The common tongue was Portuguese. Guy spoke Spanish, in Bound Kingdom they spoke Arabic, in Portravia they spoke Esperanto. The elves spoke Danish.
The day sky was always pink or orange because of how small the sun was.
The equator went through Narvick and Gruberick. If you draw out the tectonic plates based on the underwater trenches and Premarl, you'll find the land was warped to fit the map and make the map playable.
If you haven't figured it out, Narvick's community were the guardians of the gods.
At the end, there is a door that is blocked off. This could have been a secret ending where Maxim fought Alekdias one on one. If you defeated Alekdias, his mask would break to reveal he was really Idura.
Guy has vivid prophetic dreams. He doesn't talk about them because he feels he won't be taken seriously.
Dekar invented the song "Blood", which My Chemical Romance completed for him.
If the game was made today, Guy's seasickness may be considered to show.
After Maxim and Selena got married and went off to save the world and they meet Dekar and Guy, Guy has fallen pregnant. (The gods can get pregnant no matter the gender) It's very well concealed by the hardware limitations.
Once Maxim died and Guy and Artea went home to wait for him, the world ended, and everybody was frozen in time.
Tia is with Dick Gumshoe!
Tia was actually pretty tough. Again, hardware limitations, but she took status effects a lot easier than the others.
Bats and vampires avoided Guy...
Jeros is pronounced "Heros".
Guy's axe is called Lucah Djinn.
My Experience
There was this weird time where everyone was encased in these cubicles. The first I met was Maxim. He said "I'm looking for Tia and Guy". For some reason I showed him my palm, and he promised to remember me. (My fate line is a priphea)
Guy was three months pregnant when I met him. After everyone got transferred into this massive hospital, Kurt Cobain met with Guy and they started talking. This moment was when I realised Guy was my brother (making Hilda my sister).
Selena and I helped Lin (think Fire Emblem) out.
Dekar slept on my couch.
Tia came to my house looking for Gumshoe and she knocked some Tupperware to the floor, and I got up her for it lol.
Guy sometimes comes up to me with music he heard out of nowhere. They're from the games. Today he showed me For the Saviour.
#lufia#estpolis#estpolis denki#maxim (lufia)#tia (lufia)#guy (lufia)#selan (lufia)#dekar (lufia)#lufia 2#artea (lufia)
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I've had headaches for about two and a half years now and part of it was I didn't do much spell work or crystal programming. My red tiger's eye was just sitting there yelling at me until I set some intent just then
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Scientist bakes sourdough bread with yeast derived from 4500 year old Egyptian pottery
i'm losing my mind @ this thread......historie......
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Supernatural - A Psychic's Perspective
Dean and Sam were based in Grindelwald, Washington (Mother 20389 "Venom")
They were a team of paranormal investigators. It was a bad time to be one, especially if you were gay.
Crowley was a demonologist who tagged along.
Bobby was a white witch who helped the guys but rarely tagged along. One of Dean's last interactions with Bobby was a ceremony to get rid of an attachment.
Dean shortly passed away due to being run over. It was a freak accident, and Sam never chased the other party up on it.
Sam was the taller brother.
Dean had long hair. Kinda like the mullets we see nowadays.
After Dean died he met Castiel. Not an angel, but crow laguz.
My Experience
Upon Venom I spent my last days. I think I was around them and they sensed me coming. My energy may have scared the "demonic entity" (I personally don't believe in demons) and brought the guys solace.
Every other time I was traveling between America and Altea. I would see them on TV, and I heard of Dean's death on the radio.
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"they dont make classic misinfo posts like alexandras genesis anymore" a few weeks ago someone convinced you all that there was a bible verse implying jesus was trans
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