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there isn't a single ? in the entirety of homestuck?????

What? What do you mean?

Of course there are ?s in Homestuck, but it's punctuation, which is why I don't include it in the blue, just like full stops, commas, exclamation marks etc. They're not words.

Some pieces of punctuation can make things I consider words, but a ? at the end of a sentence doesn't count.

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wait check this out

•_• <- guy with a cursed eye

Pretty sick....but a little frightening...just enough horror for a friday night

@/accidental-homestuck

NO‼️‼️‼️NO GIMMICK ACCOUNTS‼️‼️ GUARDS‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️

Oh you fool.

🏠Thirty-one of these words are in Homestuck!🏠

wait check this out

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how much of the MLP:FiM intro song is in homestuck? given dirk I imagine quite a bit

I used the version I found on the wiki, which I will assume is taken from the subtitles that were part of the original episodes.

My Little Pony, My Little Pony

Ahh, ahh, ahh, ahhh...

(My Little Pony)

I used to wonder what friendship could be

(My Little Pony)

Until you all shared its magic with me

Big adventure

Tons of fun

A beautiful heart

Faithful and strong

Sharing kindness!

It's an easy feat

And magic makes it all complete

You have my little ponies

Do you know you're all my very best friends?

🏠All sixty-nine of these words are in Homestuck!🏠

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Sagan 4 is much like early Earth. Life was brought here via comet and has thrived in the primordial ooze of this 4th rock in the solar system called "Sagan 4". What will this simple single cell life evolve into? Like a spore it has the potential; to bloom into something much greater than its parts of DNA and cell membrane.

Sagan 4 is much like early Earth. Life was brought here via comet and has thrived in the primordial ooze of this 4th rock in the solar system called "Sagan 4". What will this simple single cell life evolve into? Like a spore it has the potential; to bloom into something much greater than its parts of DNA and cell membrane.

🏠Fifty-seven of these words are in Homestuck!🏠

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I am once again asking for you to make out with me sloppy styl over our love of words.

🏠Eighteen of these words are in Homestuck!🏠

okay, what about the Navy Seals copypasta? it's a classic and it doesn't seem like it has already been sent

Am I just reviewing copypasta now? Ok then.

78.4% of those words are in the Bible, unlike Bee movie person I'll actually paste it here

What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I'm the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You're fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little "clever" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You're fucking dead, kiddo.

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a giant, glass shattering noise comes from the sky that is unmistakably the smash bros announcer saying “KING DEDEDE”. it makes headlines worldwide and people are scared. scientists find that the source of the noise was a dead star 2.7 billion light years away

🏠Thirty-nine of these words are in Homestuck!🏠

a giant, glass shattering noise comes from the sky that is unmistakably the smash bros announcer saying “KING DEDEDE”. it makes headlines worldwide and people are scared. scientists find that the source of the noise was a dead star 2.7 billion light years away

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remember that post that said if it got notes I would read homestuck

i never did (i had a bunch fo missing assignments at the time and was near to failing so I just.. didn't)

...Im doing this again because i feel tumblr deserved another chance to make me read homestuck. but I'm making it WAY higher because I do NOT want to reach it. >:(

the goal... 10k. it wont happen. It won't. Surely you, dear tumblr user reading this, is not stupid enough to let this happen.

^photo so i can distinguish this post from others in my notifications tab.

🏠One hundred of these words are in Homestuck!🏠

remember that post that said if it got notes I would read homestuck

i never did (i had a bunch fo missing assignments at the time and was near to failing so I just.. didn't)

...Im doing this again because i feel tumblr deserved another chance to make me read homestuck. but I'm making it WAY higher because I do NOT want to reach it. >:(

the goal... 10k. it wont happen. It won't. Surely you, dear tumblr user reading this, is not stupid enough to let this happen.

^photo so i can distinguish this post from others in my notifications tab.

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I dont think ill ever get castaway’d because like A. most people who get castaway’d are getting marooned by an angry captain and that is NOT happening to me and B. I would just swim back to the ship otherwise but like.

IF i did ever get castaway’d? on my god id be so fucking cool. Like first of all i’m killing it on the island. Two three days tops for me to build a seaworthy raft but by that point I know I gotta wait it out. I stay on the island one month just to really get the people going really get them concerned and wondering where I am.

because People start looking into my life and they dont like what they see but it makes them NEED to fuck me. Like they start looking into my life and they think maybe I WANTED to get castaway’d. They think maybe the money I owed Two Step Pussy was a little much and I was getting hot under the collar. They look into my multitude union dealings and they realize they are not over the board (castaway humor i use now). And I come back and I’m fucking sexy too.

Cause like I go and I bang out a sea worthy raft in an afternoon thats lightwork for a girl like me. But I already KNOW I’m staying a full month so I’m in the fucking iron temple every day. I’m hitting back butt biceps and tits twice daily and I’m fucking throwing weight around like I’m moving columbian. End of week one and I’m three inches taller because I built a makeshift Catherine wheel out of palm trees and wild boar ligaments and I’m fucking streaaaaching my spine. I come back i’m 6’7 220 with double ds and a fucking beautiful Sunkist tan.

They ask me what happened on the island and I just start screaming but I look wistful while i do it like maybe i miss the island maybe i loved the island maybe i cant adjust back to normal life. Whenever someone is mean to me I say “I wish i never left that island” or “my beautiful sea wife (the island) would never have done this to me” and like yeah its not great but its fucking a rad excuse. don’t explain my trauma to me.

anyways robinson cursoe was a pussy is what im saying. i would simply win those.

🏠Three hundred and eighty-four of these words are in Homestuck!🏠

I dont think ill ever get castaway’d because like A. most people who get castaway’d are getting marooned by an angry captain and that is NOT happening to me and B. I would just swim back to the ship otherwise but like.

IF i did ever get castaway’d? on my god id be so fucking cool. Like first of all i’m killing it on the island. Two three days tops for me to build a seaworthy raft but by that point I know I gotta wait it out. I stay on the island one month just to really get the people going really get them concerned and wondering where I am.

because People start looking into my life and they dont like what they see but it makes them NEED to fuck me. Like they start looking into my life and they think maybe I WANTED to get castaway’d. They think maybe the money I owed Two Step Pussy was a little much and I was getting hot under the collar. They look into my multitude union dealings and they realize they are not over the board (castaway humor i use now). And I come back and I’m fucking sexy too.

Cause like I go and I bang out a sea worthy raft in an afternoon thats lightwork for a girl like me. But I already KNOW I’m staying a full month so I’m in the fucking iron temple every day. I’m hitting back butt biceps and tits twice daily and I’m fucking throwing weight around like I’m moving columbian. End of week one and I’m three inches taller because I built a makeshift Catherine wheel out of palm trees and wild boar ligaments and I’m fucking streaaaaching my spine. I come back i’m 6’7 220 with double ds and a fucking beautiful Sunkist tan.

They ask me what happened on the island and I just start screaming but I look wistful while i do it like maybe i miss the island maybe i loved the island maybe i cant adjust back to normal life. Whenever someone is mean to me I say “I wish i never left that island” or “my beautiful sea wife (the island) would never have done this to me” and like yeah its not great but its fucking a rad excuse. don’t explain my trauma to me.

anyways robinson cursoe was a pussy is what im saying. i would simply win those.

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What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I'm the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You're fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little "clever" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You're fucking dead, kiddo.

🏠Two hundred and eighty of these words are in Homestuck!🏠

okay, what about the Navy Seals copypasta? it's a classic and it doesn't seem like it has already been sent

Am I just reviewing copypasta now? Ok then.

78.4% of those words are in the Bible, unlike Bee movie person I'll actually paste it here

What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I'm the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You're fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little "clever" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You're fucking dead, kiddo.

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Start arguing if Emo was in homestuck.

🏠Six of these words are in Homestuck!🏠

My boyfriend is very nice to me but he also likes to call me emo fag and I’m sick of this Gumball Watterson man bullying me

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Sorry, I just saw it on my dash and thought it was a tumblr funnypost. If you want I can delete it.

google whydid iwake up with really really fucking loud ringing in my ears google help google please google

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FOR ISN'T IN HOMESTUCK??

No, that's definitely a mistake. Thanks.

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google whydid iwake up with really really fucking loud ringing in my ears google help google please google

pkay it Was jusy a hallacination imfine im okau i.m fine

🏠Twenty-two of these words are in Homestuck!🏠

google whydid iwake up with really really fucking loud ringing in my ears google help google please google

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I got to hold a 500,000 year old hand axe at the museum today.

It's right-handed

I am right-handed

There are grooves for the thumb and knuckle to grip that fit my hand perfectly

I have calluses there from holding my stylus and pencils and the gardening tools.

There are sharper and blunter parts of the edge, for different types of cutting, as well as a point for piercing.

I know exactly how to use this to butcher a carcass.

A homo erectus made it

Some ancestor of mine, three species ago, made a tool that fits my hand perfectly, and that I still know how to use.

Who were you

A man? A woman? Did you even use those words?

Did you craft alone or were you with friends? Did you sing while you worked?

Did you find this stone yourself, or did you trade for it? Was it a gift?

Did you make it for yourself, or someone else, or does the distinction of personal property not really apply here?

Who were you?

What would you think today, seeing your descendant hold your tool and sob because it fits her hands as well?

What about your other descendant, the docent and caretaker of your tool, holding her hands under it the way you hold your hands under your baby's head when a stranger holds them.

Is it bizarre to you, that your most utilitarian object is now revered as holy?

Or has it always been divine?

Or is the divine in how I am watching videos on how to knap stone made by your other descendants, learning by example the way you did?

Tomorrow morning I am going to the local riverbed in search of the appropriate stones, and I will follow your example.

The first blood spilled on it will almost certainly be my own, as I learn the textures and rhythm of how it's done.

Did you have cuss words back then? Gods to blaspheme when the rock slips and you almost take your thumbnail off instead? Or did you just scream?

I'm not religious.

But if spilling my own blood to connect with a stranger who shared it isn't partaking in the divine

I don't know what is.

🏠Three hundred and sixty-four of these words are in Homestuck!🏠

@thedrunkenmanatee

I got to hold a 500,000 year old hand axe at the museum today.

It's right-handed

I am right-handed

There are grooves for the thumb and knuckle to grip that fit my hand perfectly

I have calluses there from holding my stylus and pencils and the gardening tools.

There are sharper and blunter parts of the edge, for different types of cutting, as well as a point for piercing.

I know exactly how to use this to butcher a carcass.

A homo erectus made it

Some ancestor of mine, three species ago, made a tool that fits my hand perfectly, and that I still know how to use.

Who were you

A man? A woman? Did you even use those words?

Did you craft alone or were you with friends? Did you sing while you worked?

Did you find this stone yourself, or did you trade for it? Was it a gift?

Did you make it for yourself, or someone else, or does the distinction of personal property not really apply here?

Who were you?

What would you think today, seeing your descendant hold your tool and sob because it fits her hands as well?

What about your other descendant, the docent and caretaker of your tool, holding her hands under it the way you hold your hands under your baby's head when a stranger holds them.

Is it bizarre to you, that your most utilitarian object is now revered as holy?

Or has it always been divine?

Or is the divine in how I am watching videos on how to knap stone made by your other descendants, learning by example the way you did?

Tomorrow morning I am going to the local riverbed in search of the appropriate stones, and I will follow your example.

The first blood spilled on it will almost certainly be my own, as I learn the textures and rhythm of how it's done.

Did you have cuss words back then? Gods to blaspheme when the rock slips and you almost take your thumbnail off instead? Or did you just scream?

I'm not religious.

But if spilling my own blood to connect with a stranger who shared it isn't partaking in the divine

I don't know what is.

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i love you my slutty little malewife

🏠Six of these words are in Homestuck!🏠

I love you my slutty little malewife

None of those words feature in the bible.

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My followers are surprised Feferi.

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The word "blessing" does not appear at any point within Homestuck. However, the words "8lessing" does, in this passage from Page 7538.

VRISKA: That's how things always struck me with her, like… getting the 8lessing from a queen, or some huge mythical matriarch 8efore proceeding with some incredi8ly important event, or claiming a cosmic reward.

So while the word is not found within Homestuck, it is *technically* in it: it's just implied by Vriska's quirk, and so doesn't count.

I smoke weed and my dick fall off