homestucklycomedian
the Homestuck Comedian.
Howdy! im the Homestuck Comedian page on tumblr. if you like or love the series Homestuck and also have a fondness for jokes and puns, then this is your safe haven. (run by joshgamestv)
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what did trezi use to launch large bolders
a TREZI-BUCHET !
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what was the homestuck theme song?
TROLOLO Song
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why did karkat go to the grocery STORE
FOR CRAB CAKES CRAB RANGOONS AND A FRESH CRAB FROM THE CRAB CONTAINER
#karkat vantas#homestuck karkat#hs karkat#crab#crab rangoon#homestuck#comedy#humor#jokes#puns#homestuck comedian
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why did the skeleton ones not go to the prom
they had no BODY to go with
#caliborn#calliope#homestuck caliborn#homestuck calliope#homestuck#comedy#humor#jokes#puns#homestuck comedian
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what gum did fefri like
TRIDENT GUM
(my favorite is juicy fruit gum)
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what wepon did spades slick and his crew use to beat up there enimies?
CLUBS and SPADES LOL
#spades slick#diamonds droog#clubs deuce#hearts boxcars#homestuck#comedy#humor#jokes#puns#homestuck comedian
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what did all of the TROLLS listen to on the MEATOR (WHICH IS MADE OF ROCK)?
ROCK MUSIC!
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what did Terezi say when she was SUPER SUPRISED?
"What the coin flip?"
-Terezi
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why did the trolls not like a bucket
they didnt want to KICK the bucket (die)
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what is rose Laloonde least favorite day?
MOTHERS DAY!
(But for us, its really great! happy morhters day 2024!)
#rose lalonde#mom lalonde#homestuck rose#homestuck#mothers day#comedy#humor#jokes#puns#homestuck comedian
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what did karkat get for his B=DAY?
either a CAR (kar) or a CAT! (kat!)
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what was Johns favorite characters on THE SESAME STREET?
egBERT and egERNIE
#john egbert#homestuck john#sesame street#bert and ernie#homestuck#comedy#humor#jokes#puns#homestuck comedian
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Johns dad: "John, I am your father!!"
John: "No!!!!!!!!"
(happy may forth!)
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why did karkat and Jack team up?
Becuse: trolls (birds) of a blood color (fether) flock together!
#karkat vantas#jack noir#homestuck karkat#homestuck jack#homestuck#comedy#humor#jokes#puns#homestuck comedian
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how did john egbert play a trumpet?
he had to use his BREATH!!! and blow HEIR!!!
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what is dave striders bands name
"the Rockin' Striders!"
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what happened when Bequerel met scoobie doo?
me: "WHOO LET THE DAWGS OUT!!"
my other friends: "WHO! WHO WHO WHO!"
#bec#bequerel#homestuck bec#scooby doo#who let the dogs out#homestuck#comedy#humor#jokes#puns#homestuck comedian
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