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Oh !! My gosh !! Thank you so so much !! That was beaut !! I loved everyone's ;; and aaaaa gosh ;; it's soo nice, really !! Thank you !!! I love how you exist as well !! <3 ~Trans Male Anon

aww thank you so much!!

(shoutout to mod c for writing most of that one....she’s the backbone of this blog.....bless u)

~ mod e

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Are requests open?

actually we just closed the ask box for now >_< we’ll open it again when we make it through some of these requests, which should only take about a week or less!!

~ mod e

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Is u alive

yup! sorry, school recently started for us again so we’re a bit busy, but we’re working on everyone’s requests!

~ mod e

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I LOVE HOW YOU WRITE AAAA ;;; Please keep up with the wonderful job !!!! And ,, is it okay if I request the RFA + the minor trio with a short, trans male MC ?? :O

WE LOVE HOW YOU ??? EXIST ????? THANK YOU SO MUCHof course you can request that, anon! we wrote these as more of a “coming out” set of headcanons, and we hope you’re okay with that!

YOOSUNG

yoosung had been noticing that your friends and classmates were avoiding you

he was determined to show you that, no matter what your other friends did, he would stick by your side

he took you out to a café after school for a study session

for once, he was really focusing on his notes, and you were the one zoning out

he noticed your odd behavior when he went to ask you a question

“MC? hey, you’ve been acting kind of off lately. is something wrong?”

“yoosung, can i tell you something?”

“o-of course! you can tell me anything!”

“i’ve… i’ve always felt like a boy. since i was a kid. i’m, um, this is what’s called being ‘trans,’ and you probably think it’s weird, but i hope you still love—”

yoosung had stretched across the table and wrapped you in a hug

“MC, i may not understand right now, but i’m gonna do everything possible so that i can. i don’t think you’re weird at all, and even if i did, nothing about you is ever going to stop me from loving you.”

yoosung wasn’t lying

he watched documentaries

rented books

read articles

he did anything he could so that he could be understanding of what your feelings were

he didn’t want to be like your friends

he wanted to accept you and love you, and he did

ZEN

nothing thrilled zen more than seeing his clothes on you

you were so much shorter than him

one of his t-shirts was, essentially, a dress on you

he observed that you were wearing his clothes a lot more than usual, and while he had absolutely no complaints, the change in your wardrobe was interesting

one night, you two were flipping through old photographs, and zen started thinking about how your physical appearance had transformed

“you look so different now, MC!”

“well… i feel different now.”

“what do you mean?”

“hyun, i’ve been thinking, and… i’ve thought this for a while, but i’m trans.”

“huh?”

“i-i’m a boy: that’s what i meant. um, i’m sorry if this is awkward for you.”

“no, no, don’t even worry about it, babe. so, uh, if you’re a guy, does that mean that you’re, like, gonna change your name and stuff?”

zen had a ton of questions about the whole thing, but he was never once offensive or unaccepting

it took him a while to get used to your pronouns, but his effort to make sure you were comfortable never ceased

he loved you so much, and he was going to do everything in his power to help you fully become who you had always been

JAEHEE

you and jaehee had always been very open and close with each other

she told you everything, and though you often told her everything, too, you were having some trouble telling her this

you knew jaehee would be accepting, but there was still something difficult about coming out to her

eventually, you mustered up the courage and called her while she was out shopping

“hey, MC! what’s up? did you need something at the store?”

“not really. um, i know that this might not be the most opportune moment to tell you this, but it’s been on my mind for a long time now.”

“uh-huh?”

“you know that i always try to be honest with you, but every time i tell someone else the thing i’m about to tell you, it never turns out well.”

“MC, i promise you: no matter what it is, i love you. we are gonna get through it—”

“jaehee, i’m… i’m trans. i’m a boy.”

“… MC, is that what you wanted to tell me?”

“y-yeah, um, i’m sorry. i’ll hang up—”

“oh, MC, i’m sorry that others have made this such a scary situation for you, but i am so, so, so happy that you told me! i’m coming home right now. we’ll get takeout for dinner.”

“wh-what?”

“talk to you soon!”

jaehee was the most supportive girlfriend you could have asked for in this situation

she was already looking into testosterone treatments, binders, and procedures to complete your transition

nothing could, and nothing would, destroy how much you two loved each other

JUMIN

jumin had always been rather unaware of the world outside of his own

but one thing jumin didn’t quite grasp was your interest in the doctors and surgeons he knew

he often found you googling the costs of what appeared to be supplements and operations

one evening, he brought it up to you at dinner

“MC, why is it that you’re always asking me about medical stuff?”

“oh. um, no reason.”

“i don’t intend to pressure you into telling me something you are not comfortable with telling me, but you understand why the constant asking about surgeries is concerning to me, yes?”

“yeah, i completely get that. uh, jumin, i guess i should tell you something. i love you, and you love me, too, right?”

“yes. i always will.”

“okay. um, i’m… not… i’m a boy. i’m trans.”

“… what do you mean by that?”

there was no harm in his words, and there never proved to be any harm

he was extremely curious about your identity, and once it had been explained to him in greater detail, he jumped on getting you testosterone supplements and binders

he frequently asked about how long you had been wearing your binder to make sure your fragile form wasn’t exhausted by it

he was very caring throughout your transition and continued to be, even long after your transition was complete

SEVEN

saeyoung found out about your identity when he first began his research on you

it was one of the first things about you to come up

but it was love at first sight, and nothing about you was going to change that

spending time with you in person had him on cloud nine

he loved how you fit in his arms, even though you were rather insecure about your height

one morning, while you two were making breakfast, you decided to come out to him

you had little to no fears of his reaction, and you spoke with confidence

“saeyoung, before i say this, i want to let you know that i’m sorry i didn’t tell you sooner. but, uh, i’m trans! a trans boy, to be exact—”

“i know.”

“y-you do?!”

“MC, i practically know everything about you!”

“oh! well, that’s, uh, that’s cool! i guess! thank you for accepting me!”

“no need to thank me, baby. i love you, okay?”

“o-okay!”

it was the easiest coming out that you had ever experienced, and it only got better, as saeyoung started to save up a portion of his earnings to go into completing your transition

he was so enamored with you, and nothing was going to change that

V

you had always felt safe around jihyun

and though you were almost positive his education concerning trans matters was fairly limited, you had no doubts that his reaction would be positive

you were helping him sort through some pictures from a photoshoot he had just come back from

it was an engagement shoot, and looking at those types of pictures always made you excited for your future with him

“jihyun?”

“mm?”

“i want to be with you forever.”

“as do i—”

“which is why you should know that i’m trans. i-i’m a boy.”

he paused and said nothing for a few moments, and your heart sank into your stomach

had you overwhelmed him or scared him off?

“i’ve heard of that before. can you remind me what it is again?”

you were happy to explain everything to him, and he was happy to understand everything

granted, he had more than a few questions, but you had more than a few answers

he started to set aside funds from his photoshoots towards helping you transition

you were so grateful to be his, and he felt the exact same way about his boyfriend

UNKNOWN

saeran isn’t the best person when it comes to understanding and accepting a new concept

and while that’s not necessarily a horrible thing, you were absolutely dreading coming out to him

you were expecting him to either think you were bonkers or to not really care

but the truth was that you kind of wanted him to care, since he seemed to care about so few things in his life (you being the only exception you could perceive)

you two were out on a walk in the early morning, and you were awfully silent

he spoke up

“is something the matter?”

“no—well, yeah.”

“what is it?”

“saeran, this may sound weird to you, and i’m not expecting anything, but i just need to tell you, and i feel like right now is the time to—”

“just say it.”

“saeranifeellikeaboyandihavemyentirelife”

“what?”

“saeran, i feel—i am a boy. i’m trans.”

“… oh, cool.”

“‘c-cool’?”

“yeah. that’s cool. should i call you by a different name now? i should probably change your contact name in my phone, huh?”

it wasn’t exactly the reaction you had expected, but you couldn’t say you were surprised

nor could you say that you were disappointed

VANDERWOOD

vanderwood’s reaction to your identity was not something you were worried about in the slightest

you knew and adored vanderwood’s androgynous appearance, and you had no doubt in your mind that vanderwood would be 1000% accepting of you

it was one of vanderwood’s rare and elusive days off, and you two were chatting over mugs of coffee

“vanderwood, you know i love you, right?”

“y-yeah. what about it?”

“i’m sorry i couldn’t tell you sooner—i guess i just wasn’t ready—but i’m a boy. i’ve always felt that way, and i decided that today was the day to let you know, i guess.”

vanderwood took a sip of his coffee

“hm. nice!”

he pulled you into a huge hug, something he didn’t do very often, and you were elated

“i guess i have the world’s tiniest boyfriend now.”

you smacked his arm

you two immediately began doing research on safe binding and testosterone treatments

he is such a supportive little sweetheart, and you both love each other so much

we sincerely hope that no part of these headcanons caused any readers any sort of dysphoria or inaccurately portrayed being trans! don’t hesitate to let us know if we made any errors—we’ll fix them as soon as possible!

~ admin c & admin e 

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no no that's perfect thank u I lov it 10/10

YOU’RE WELCOMEhere at honey-booty-chips, you can always expect some high quality shitposts B)

- admin c & admin e

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guess who~~ im back with a brand new request and um im gonna have to ask you to shove the rfa+ into those giant inflatable hamsterballs and have them roll away into the ocean together. anyway hope u admins have a great week peace out my dudes ✌🏻✌🏻✌🏻

i’m sorry anon, we couldn’t think of any way to write this so this is the best we could do. also crap i forgot vanderwood and saeran but i don’t think they’d fit anyway

~ mods c & e

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hi again!! (｡･ω･)ﾉﾞi just wanna thank you for doing my request; you wrote it amazingly & it was so fun to read! hopefully you won't mind if i ever come back with another request, haha;; love, dance anon ♡ (ps: do you guys like exo? just curious, since you mentioned them in vanderwood's section of the scenario!)

no problem!! ( ´ ▽ ` )  it was a fun request!! feel free to send us more~ (and yup!! mod c likes them more than i do but i like a couple songs~)

 ~mod e

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hi! just thought i'd say that i love your blog & it's super funny - also the admins seem so nice & friendly ʕ ᵔᴥᵔ ʔ could i maybe request something like the rfa + minor trio finding out that the mc's a good dancer? (maybe street dance in particular?) i had a sudden thought of zen at an rfa house party like 'haha you'll never beat me at a dance game... but you're welcome to try' and mc just wipes the floor w/ him in front of everyone;; of course you don't have to, but thanks in advance if you do!

holy shit?? we would die for you??? you are so nice and friendly?????we love the humor and the creativity in this request… so much… and we love you, anon…

YOOSUNG

yoosung knows you didn’t much care for LOLOL

or any of his video games, really

but he still wants you to experience that Hashtag Gamer Lyfe

so he takes you out on a date to the arcade

you pass on the fighting game, the racing game, and the claw machine

but you’re really adamant about playing dance dance revolution

yoosung was a self-proclaimed DDR expert as a kid so he immediately takes you up on the challenge

“butterfly” is his jam and he’s not about to let anyone take that away from him

he sees that he was doing pretty well until he looks over at your screen and

HOLY SHIT YOU HAVEN’T MISSED A STEP

W H A T

you don’t even break a sweat but yoosung is Dying

rip yoosung

he definitely calls zen later that week and asks him for dance lessons

ZEN

zen never likes to think he’s better than you at anything

but the moment you bring up your love for dance at the RFA get-together at yoosung’s house !!!

he is ready to [lovingly and cautiously] Fight you

yoosung happens to have one of the just dance games and the contest is ON

zen is incredibly good and hardly misses a beat

(he has the game at home shhh)

distractions everywhere!!!

he would definitely try to grab your ass while you were dancing to get you to mess up

but in the end, he knows he’s no match for you

jumin jumps up like a sports fan whose team had just scored when he sees zen get four stars compared to your five stars

zen’s.. pretty cheesed off about it

but he DID like that look you gave him near the end as your hips swayed and your—

oh shit would you look at that

it’s the B E A S T

JAEHEE

it was just going to be One Of Those Days for jaehee

she loved running her very own café with her very own favorite person

but getting up early got to her sometimes

as jaehee started loading up the case with pastries, you suddenly blast a song over the speakers

jaehee is confused at first

until she turns around and sees you skidding around the kitchen with a spoon as your microphone

you expertly dance your way over to her, stopping every once in awhile to dramatically mouth the lyrics

jaehee is in tears from laughing so hard but she is also extremely impressed with how smoothly you move

she’s finding it hard to get the coffee machines ready but she can’t really bother to be mad when she has you grinding up next to her

she is in a much better mood after that

you get on top of the counter at one point

“MC THAT’S UNSANITARY”

JUMIN

C&R parties are never fun

jumin hates the pressure and attention, as do you

but luckily for you, there is not only a lot of alcohol but a dance floor at this particular C&R event

the champagne,,;; really gets to you

at first, you’re just vaguely flailing around the dance floor

you’re not even sure what genre of song is playing??

jumin is just

kind of??? swaying????? next to you

suddenly your favorite song comes on and you just go wild

your dancing is pretty phenomenal for being Hecka Drunk

jumin is not quite sure what he’s witnessing but he knows he’s in love with it

why is he aroused by this

he even joins you

or. at least tries to

he doesn’t shut up about how stunning you looked while you were dancing the rest of the night

SEVEN

can we all agree that saeyoung dabs

like. this is an accepted fact right

one day you get tired of his dabs

and why is he still whipping 20-goddamn-17

you offer to spice up his realm of dance moves but every attempt at you actually trying to teach him anything involves

“y’all mind if i just. YEET”

“saeyoung please”

eventually you have to get hands-on

you put your hands on his waist and move with him

“move your hips like this—no like this”

he’s really trying to concentrate but he just realized how g o o d you are at dancing

you’re not even putting in any real effort but it just comes so naturally to you

he finds himself “““““accidentally””””” grinding into you once he gets the hang of it

sure jan

no more dabs for the meme boy

V

jihyun is the epitome of romantic ok

you guys are being huge dorks and slow dancing in the kitchen late at night

and yes you do have a spotify playlist called “late night kitchen dances”

you are literally so in love with him holy shit

he is so tall and warm and you can hear his lil heartbeat—

“IF YOU’RE NOT DRUNK LADIES AND GENTLEMEN (uh huh) GET READY TO GET FUCKED UP LET’S DO IT HAHA LMFAO (you know it)  LIL JON (yeahuh)”

oh. my god

“jihyun i am so sorry i have no idea how that song got on there i just”

he’s cracking up over the whole ordeal

you guys end up dancing like a bunch of high schoolers who were given orange juice and told it was tequila

except you’re really good at it

jihyun is.. in lov

he can’t stop watching the way you move holy guacamole how do you do that

UNKNOWN

it’s saeran’s first RFA party and he is!!!

he is hanging in there!!! hoo boy…,,,

he’s just been hanging out in the corner the whole time

just. sipping on some punch or something

lonely emo boy

his anxiety is really getting to him until he sees you

you’re?? you’re street dancing to classical music

he may be a little uncomfortable with expressing his emotions but if there’s one person who could change that, it’s you

he even GIGGLES can u imagine

you’re pouring your heart into a dance routine that completely contrasts everything about the music playing but it’s still so precious to him

you eventually catch him staring and burst into laughter

but your dancing doesn’t cease and neither do his giggles

VANDERWOOD

saeyoung promised vanderwood that inviting you over would be a good chance for some “family bonding”

……………… whatever that meant

but you and saeyoung are uncomfortably alike when you’re together

vanderwood wonders how he manages to be so in enamored with you but utterly despise saeyoung

you and saeyoung are really…… going at it to this one EXO song

vanderwood is just sitting in the corner, trying to resist the urge to bash his head into the table from secondhand embarrassment

he has to ask himself how you both happen to have the routine memorized

he looks at saeyoung from the cracks between the fingers of the hands he has his face buried in

and then he looks over at you and he is immediately mesmerized

you’re easily better at this than saeyoung

you see him staring at you and you motion for him to come over

he shakes his head but he DOES take a video of you dancing

you’re just too cute

~ admin c & admin e

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lmao can I request rfa+3 with a super beefy and like 7' tall mc, she can keep them safe. - <3 the silly request anon.

THE SILLY REQUEST ANON !!!we hope to be hearing more from you soon, silly request anon. you silly mystery, you.

YOOSUNG

the small pupper LOVES you

he is a tiny man

so your height both inspires him and intimidates him

you can easily pick him up and carry him

(and you do)

(he loves being carried bridal style)

he sits in your lap when he plays video games

SPOONING !!! HIM !!!!!

you have to bend down to kiss him but honestly

it’s so worth it

ZEN

zen never has any romance scandals because you look more like his bodyguard than anything

you’ve definitely claimed to be his bodyguard just to get into certain events

of course that’s not true but it’s not like anyone’s gonna mess with you

you guys work out together a lot

zen wants to be more Swol than you but he just..,, can’t

he tries lifting one of your weights but he can’t get it off his chest

you have to help him whoops

he’s always trying to show off around you

even though he’s a full foot shorter than you

you love your lil boyfriend anyway

JAEHEE

it’s love at first sight for jaehee

she cannot get over how tall you are but she’s completely infatuated

she loves it when you help out around the cafe

and if anyone tries to flirt with her,,

you’ll just.. m a t e r i a l i z e

and the offender is gone the moment they see you

it’s pretty convenient

you definitely give her piggyback rides

jaehee is a happy gf with you!!

JUMIN

jumin is not sure how to feel about your height

JUST KIDDING

he loves it but he loves it secretly

like with zen, you also pass as his bodyguard

and whenever someone tries to hit on him

you’re there to give em The Stare

he doesn’t want to appear inferior

like

he legit tries not to stand next to you

but he is a sucker for you and eventually finds himself holding your hand AWW

707

saeyoung is thrilled by your size

he takes naps on you all the time

let the sleepy hacker boi catch some zzz’s ok

he loves dancing with you

especially slow dancing!!

the height difference during a slow dance really captivates him

he loves standing up on his toes to kiss you and it makes your heart melt tbh

when you’re really happy, sometimes you’ll pick him up and twirl him around

he loves it and he loves you so much

V

jihyun would snuggle with you all day if he could

you’re the perfect size for this lanky dude

his eyesight may be shit but he could spot you from miles away

you helped him get out of mint eye

you were ready to Fight anyone and everyone but you really didn’t need to

you are just;;;; very intimidating

but hey at least your boyfriend was safe!!

you carry all of his equipment for photo shoots

he thinks you’re wonderful and that everything about you is perfect

UNKNOWN

mr. tough guy isn’t really mr. tough guy around you

he is always Shook when you pick him up

and he acts like he hates being picked up

but holy shit he lives for it

he’d never admit it but he loves when you effortlessly lift him up and fling him over your shoulder

people would avoid you at all costs in public

if people see you walking their way, they will part like the red sea

but deep down

you guys are just a bunch of softies whoops

VANDERWOOD

vanderwood doesn’t have a huge opinion on your height

like

he’s not about to build a shrine to your height or anything

but he does love cuddling up to you after a long day

you help him relax in more ways than you could know

sometimes you worry about him when he goes off on missions so you offer to come along

but he insists that you stay home

he’d hate putting you in any sort of danger

he,, he lovs u……

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Hiya! Love the Disney HC!!! I wanna request a Rfa+minor trio fight with another member (of your choice!!) for MC's attention~~~ Thanks!!!

thank you! we’re glad to hear it! we hope you weren’t expecting jumin to fucking roundhouse kick zen or anything when you said “fight,” but these should do!

YOOSUNG AND V

it’s no secret that everything V does pisses yoosung off

but you??? talking to V?????

NOPE

yoosung has you come over one day for brunch but the coffee he makes you is practically just a cup of hot water and the omurice is…………. interesting.,,;

literally the next day, V has a photoshoot with you and everything goes perfectly

yoosung is an A N G E R Y B O Y

he starts roasting V in the messenger

“MC listen!! V doesn’t SEE in you what i see!!”

“i would throw some shade but it seems V is already wearing sunglasses!!!”

V responds by sending pictures of you from the shoot

yoosung - 0

V - 1

ZEN AND JUMIN

zen would rather die than ever lose to jumin

and zen would rather die 27895 times before he lost you to jumin

you and jumin had been spending a lot of time together recently and zen had been quite busy with rehearsals

but he finally got his chance once the show he was working on premiered

the show was extremely similar to the jalapeño topping was pretty spicy and zen was quick to give you a couple tickets to come see it

except you brought jumin with you

zen was absolutely horrified when he made direct eye contact with jumin during a pretty

uh

risqué scene

zen doesn’t even say hi to you after the show and takes to the messenger

“MC babe you know how i feel about you right”

“yeah”

“i don’t know what you see in that freaky cat boy but can jumin do THIS”

aaand he accidentally sends his nudes to the entire group chat

JAEHEE AND JUMIN

whoa!!! jumin overworking jaehee???

i’ve never heard of THAT before

you’re an awesome stress relief for her

but jumin is not about to let his own assistant ““““steal”””” you from him

I N C R E A S E W O R K L O A D

jaehee barely even has time to talk to you anymore

but jumin has all the time in the world for some unknown reason,,, ha ahhah..

jaehee conspires with you to start texting a bunch of stuff in the messenger that isn’t true

“mr. han seemed to be having an interesting time this morning”

“what was he doing”

“he was wearing a pair of cat ears and meowing rhythmically at elizabeth”

“that is not correct. i was not doing that”

you suggest to jumin to give jaehee work that she “““““hates”””””

“jumin you should make jaehee work on a coffee project she hates coffee lmao”

“if it means she’ll be done with it faster, that might not be a bad idea”

you’ll go to jumin’s office sometimes and talk to him just so you can then in turn talk to baehee

you’re not complaining about all the extravagant stuff jumin buys you but jaehee wins this round

707 AND VANDERWOOD

is saeyoung actually mad at vanderwood

nah

but is the competition heavy

yah

his memes were nothing compared to the androgynous charm of vanderwood,,

or were they

saeyoung starts sending you really embarrassing things of vanderwood

vanderwood singing?? yes

vanderwood drunk??? Yes

vanderwood in a saeyoung’s maid outfit????

vanderwood singing while drunk in saeyoung’s maid outfit?????

Y E S

vanderwood has a harder time embarassing saeyoung because he kind of just already does that for himself

that being said

you can still expect vanderwood to send you a video of saeyoung trying to learn a k-pop dance routine while in his underwear

sweet sweet revenge

UNKNOWN AND 707

saeran finally gets used to socializing when he befriends you

saeyoung is proud of him until he realizes that both he and his brother have hecka feelings for you

and neither of them are going to let the other win

saeran takes you out for ice cream all the time because he knows saeyoung is busy 24/7

but when saeyoung is free, car rides in his ““““babies”””” are hard to beat

you come up with a compromise and have both of them take you out on a date one day

saeran is awkwardly sweet and saeyoung has you smiling the entire time

but at one point, saeyoung holds your hand

and that’s the last straw for saeran

you end up spending the night at the twins’ house and at one point saeyoung takes out his phone to show you a video when “deepthroat” by cupcakke just blasts at full volume on the house’s speakers

“HUMP ME FUCK ME DADDY MAKE ME CHOKE (you better) HUMP ME FUCK ME”

saeyoung screams

“GUYS NO I SWEAR I HAVE NO IDEA HOW THIS HAPPENED THAT IS NOT ME”

“then why is it pulled up on your phone”

you silently sit there, watching saeyoung scream and saeran stare at him

you don’t come over for a while after that

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TATTOO ARTIST MC HEADCANON + SAERAN

YESTHIS IS,, SO GOODthis will take place before the main plot of mystic messenger!

you were kind of weirded out by saeran when he first entered your tattoo parlor

he gave off a sketchy vibe

he didn’t talk much but the sketch of an eyeball he showed you was pretty simple and with no shading or intense details, the pain wouldn’t be too bad

you got to work pretty quickly and asked about the meaning as you began

HE BEGAN TO TALK A LOT

“yes. it is symbolic of the goal to end suffering and attain eternal life.”

……. what in the fresh fuck

or should you say

what in salvation

“this world is impure. it is up to use to cleanse it. it is up to us to save it.”

he went on for a really long time about paradise??????

you wanted to laugh but you also wanted to call the police

but luckily the session was fairly quick and—

FUCK HE’S BACK

it had only been 2 weeks but he already wanted to add around the tattoo you gave him

you avoided any and all conversation but he certainly didn’t

you almost slipped up when he started to speak

“this design represents reaching out. offering our help.”

……… uh. it’s just a fancy line but ok

“is that really what it means?”

“y-yes”

“ah. i see. you know, i’d… i’d like to make myself believe that planet earth turns slowly”

his eyes (holy shit is he wearing contacts) lit up

“that’s what our organization is all about!”

you smiled and you suddenly weren’t as freaked out by this guy anymore

he was back again in another 2 weeks with another detail he wanted

except this tattoo didn’t symbolize anything and he didn’t mention that cult once

he asked what you liked to do, what music you listened to, what genres of movies you enjoyed, and—

IF YOU WERE FREE THAT SATURDAY

oh. my god,,

he was blushing and actually he was really cute and wow ok alright wHOA

you both enjoyed your ice cream date that week

and the next week

and the week after that

you guys would definitely get matching tattoos after mint eye was disbanded!~ admin c & admin e

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Hi~ It's nice to meet you! I hope you beautiful admins have fun making booty-ful stuff for everyone!~ (I also wanted to request something but I don't know what) XD HAVE A SPLENDID DAY/NIGHT!!!~ BYEEEE♡♥♡

THIS IS THE MOST WHOLESOME THING WE HAVE EVER SEEN

hey! it’s nice to meet you, too! we appreciate this so much, seriously. if you ever think of a request, don’t hesitate to shoot it our way! we’d be more than happy to write it for you, little anon… we lov u..s  o much , , ,,,

~ admin c & admin e

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u want a silly scenario to start with? cause how about rfa+ all go to disneyland together for like a week, platonic group friendships would be preferred but go nuts dude(s)!

we are all about those silly scenarios, anon! we were pretty thrilled upon receiving this request, especially since admin c is a HUGE disney fan and could probably tell you where every hidden mickey is in the park. hehe~

YOOSUNG• this puppy is an endless ball of energy at disneyland • he wants to go on ALL the rides and eat ALL the food and meet ALL the characters• he is low-key• l o w - k e y• scared of the haunted mansion,,• he’s not entirely convinced that the characters are just actors• “MC! it’s peter pan! did he know we were gonna be here today?”• >>>>neRVOUS SWEATING• he destroys everyone at buzz lightyear’s astro blasters and acts like it’s no big deal• he cries when he goes on the matterhorn• definitely gets spooked when the first firework goes off• he gets himself a ton of souvenirs and falls asleep that night cradling a mickey he bought

ZEN• zen sings along to all the instrumental songs from musicals that play on main street• actually..• he just sings along to practically every song in the park• and he’ll get ‘em stuck in your head• “YO HO YO HO A PIRATE’S LIFE FOR ME”• “can you shut up already”• he takes a selfie with every single character but he hogs the screen so they usually only end up partially in frame• “hey MC who’s more beautiful me or elsa”• “i can only see half of elsa’s face”• “.. so me then”• at least a dozen people recognize him so he ends up buying a pair of sunglasses and a mickey hat within the first hour there• he gets kind of sentimental at one point and tells you how badly he wants to be in a disney broadway show• such as• beauty and the B E A S T ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

JAEHEE• actual mom jaehee• f a s t p a s s e s• makes sure everyone is staying hydrated and even brought personalized water bottles for everyone• she’s always the most enthusiastic one when it comes to disneyland because she never got to go there as a child• she loves the parade so much• she gets all jittery when the characters wave at her• HAS A MASSIVE PIN COLLECTION• definitely the only one laughing at the skipper’s jokes on the jungle cruise• “ladies and gentleman, welcome to the eighth wonder of the world, the backside of water!”• “HAHAHAHAHAHAHA”• 10/10 the best person to go to disneyland with

JUMIN• mista trust fund kid is oddly fascinated by it’s a small world and makes everyone go on it four times• refuses to wait in a line with a wait time of more than 35 minutes• he is very uncomfortable around the characters (especially those in full suits) • his life flashes before his eyes when pluto waves at him• is disappointed by the quality of meals (especially given the price) but is intrigued by how good the churros are• buys elizabeth 19385774738 souvenirs• plushies• jewelry• figures• artwork• e v e r y t h i n g• all in all a confused dad but he’s having a good time

707• THE WORKERS HAVE TO STOP THE RIDE BECAUSE HE’S STANDING UP IN SPLASH MOUNTAIN• he brings props to pose with when the camera on the ride takes a picture at the climax• reading a newspaper• playing a board game• having a sword fight with yoosung• who knows• you’re getting on space mountain when he says• “if i wanted to i could probably hack this and make it go 500 mph”• “OKAY NO”• “i could make it go backwards—”• pirates of the caribbean is his favorite ride• he definitely yells at the people in the blue bayou as you guys float by• he makes the characters do “”“squad poses”“” with him during pictures• somehow knows the best times to get on rides??• there are no lines with this guy• super useful, super entertaining, and also mildly terrifying

V• what do you expect• he’s taking pictures of everything• he gets a rlly cute group shot of everyone in front of the castle• he really likes the water rides but his all-time favorite ride is the mad tea party• he spins the teacup like there is no tomorrow• have mercy jihyun• not a screamer but his face is frozen in fear during the drops and it’s kind of hilarious• gets fuckin lost every 20 minutes so everybody pitches in and buys him a couple of light up balloons• he is now a satellite• during the fireworks, you notice he’s p sad so you nudge him and ask if he’s okay• “oh. yeah, i’m good. i just… i can’t see the fireworks as well as i used to.”• OUCH WHAT HAPPENED TO THE HAPPIEST PLACE ON EARTH HOMIE• he has gone on every ride in the park by the end of the day• but at what cost• he practically passed out as soon as you all get to the hotel• sleepy man,,

UNKNOWN• you think saeran would hate disneyland• and tbh he does at first• he glares at each and every kid who’s crying• “isn’t this supposed to be the happiest place on earth? so why are they crying?”• it turns out his weakness is the food• he loves dole whips..…,, so much• he will pay the extra $1.50 if a food item is mickey mouse-shaped• his favorite thing to do is get a huge ice cream sundae and sit on the curb to watch the parade go by• caN YOU IMAGINE HIM FEEDING THE RESIDENT DUCKS LITTLE PIECES OF HIS FUNNEL CAKE AWW• saeyoung buys him a pair of light-up mickey ears and tbh he loves them• (but he would never admit it)• lots of unexpected smiles from this grumpy boy

VANDERWOOD• vanderwood is going to try to enjoy himself• and he actually manages to do so once he discovers autopia• he gets hella mad when saeyoung rear-ends his car• he gets hella mad when saeyoung does anything at the park tbh• “SAEYOUNG FOR FUCK’S SAKE STOP NARUTO RUNNING THROUGH PIXIE HOLLOW”• hesitantly helps a lost kid find their mom at one point• unlike jaehee, he is thoroughly unamused by the jungle cruise skipper’s jokes• he has the jokes practically memorized by his third time on it (jaehee really likes the jungle cruise okay let her live)• definitely the type to go back to the hotel and just watch the fireworks from there• ……… but a part of him wishes he had stayed to watch them • he had fun• maybe• (yeah)

~ admin c & admin e

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welcome to honey-booty-chips ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

this blog was deactivated a couple months ago, but it is back and better than ever with TWO admins! holy shit!!!

feel free to send in a request for some headcanons, scenarios, imagines, and the like. admin c and admin e are more than happy to cater to your rfa fantasies, both sfw and nsfw. seriously. nothing fazes us anymore. well. almost nothing.

we are excited to write out your guys’ ideas and, hopefully, to see this blog grow!

~ admin c & admin e

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I dunno what im doing with my life

you can use it if you want  ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)