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Hey guys!

Just wanted to make a little psa.

I was on Tumblr, and I noticed an anon point out that I was a minor on another blog I follow.

To that anon: I sincerely thank you for pointing that out.

I may have mentioned a few times on my blog that I’m a minor, but I haven’t exactly made it *obvious*, which was very inappropriate of me.

I’m using this post as an announcement to let everyone that’s following me know to either unfollow me, or block me, if you are uncomfortable with a minor posting this kind of content.

Adults put themselves at risk by following, or interacting with minors about nsfw content.

My intention with starting this blog was to have a fun place to kind of experiment, I guess?

I did not mean to deceive people, or manipulate, or make anyone uncomfortable at any point.

I know there’s a lot of minors who do this sort of thing, however that does not give me the okay to do this, and I understand that.

If my age becomes too much of a problem, I have no issue putting my blog into a temporary hiatus until my 18th birthday (a little over a year away).

If anyone plans on creating a block list, feel free to add me to that.

I completely understand where you guys are coming from, and I fully support you.

I am trying to be as transparent about my age as possible, so that you can all make the decision to interact with me/my blog yourselves.

The only thing I ask is that I receive no hate/threats in my inbox.

I have, in my real life, received a lot of death threats and the like, so it’s a huge sensitivity for me. It’s also just plain hurtful, so please refrain from doing it.

More than anything, I just want to promote a healthy community, in a healthy way.

So. Where do I go from here?

Well, I’ll leave that up to you guys.

If enough people say to hold off on posting until I’m 18, I will.

If you guys think that as long as I am public about my age, I can still post, then I will.

Minors who post/interact with nsfw content pose a HUGE threat to adults who do the same.

The last thing I want is to cause harm.

So please, give me feedback.

Thank you for your time and understanding.

I hope we can find a solution peacefully.

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Is requests open?

Okie so.

I feel really bad that I kinda ditched this blog, but I’ve been occupied with other things lately.

I got my blood tests back 3-4 weeks ago, and it turns out that I have a bunch of infections and viruses, and that I’m really, really, sick, and most likely have been for the better part of 5 years. So that was kind of hard to come to terms with.

My family has been under a lot of stress with their jobs, which, in turn, has been a huge source of stress for me.

These past few weeks, my mental health has tanked. I had a huge breakdown two weeks ago, and while I’ve been getting better since then, I’ve still been having a difficult time functioning.

I ended up having to drop my college classes because I was struggling so badly.

On the bright side, this has opened up a lot of my time, so once I start feeling better, I’ll be able to dedicate a lot of my time to this blog.

I really love writing. It’s a lot of fun, and is a great way for me to keep my mind active.

I’m gonna be using today to fill out some requests, in addition to completing some of my own prompts, so hopefully, there should be a lot of content coming your way.

On another note-

In regards to the 200 followers event; I think it would be for the best if I cancelled the event. With everything going on in my life right now, I think the event would only give me anxiety.

This blog is mean to be a safe space for me, a respite. A place to go where I don’t have to worry about what’s going on around me; a place to focus on what makes me happy. It’s because of that, that I think I’ll hold off on the event for now. Writing is meant to be fun, and I don’t think I’ll have fun with this event. At least, not with where I am right now.

I want to get back into writing. I do. I know it’s probably gonna be difficult, but it’s something I know I need to persevere through. Writing is a part of me, and I’m not ready to lose that.

I suppose I haven’t really answered the original question.

Yes, my asks are open, and I would love for you guys to send me stuff! Just be aware that things may take a little longer than you may be used to, as I continue to heal and recover.

Thank you for your support.

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Ahhhhhhh!!!!

I’m really close to hitting 200 followers (Which is crazy. Like, y’all need to chill. 😂), and I was thinking of doing an event or something??

And I have legit NO IDEA what to do.

So if any of you can give me some ideas for what to do, that would be great!!

I really love and appreciate y’all, and I want to show how important y’all are, but I’m a dumb hoe, so ion know how to do that. 🤡

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You know what’s due in a couple hours??

Two huge assignments that are worth a huge chunk of my grade.

You know what I should be doing?

The assignments.

You know what I’m actually doing?

Writing about Diluc getting fucked at Angel’s Share.

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OMG PLEASE 🥵😵👏

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So. Turns out that instead of writing short little snippets, I wrote a full fledged fic for each character. I- 🤡

Tbh, I think I’m just gonna make it into a series, and have longer pieces, instead of a list.

I’ve been having a lot of difficulty finding inspiration to write lately, so I haven’t really been posting.

I am working on a piece (not a request, unfortunately) that might take a little while, because from what I can tell, it’s gonna be a longer piece.

It’s gonna be a headcanon type of thing?

It’s going to be called “Non-Sexual Things That Get the Genshin Guys Horny”, and it’s gonna include all the male playable characters, including Xiao and Scaramouche.

So yeah. That is being written as I’m posting this! I’ll continue to work on this, and I’ll keep you updated on my progress.

Right now I’m at 3 out of 13, however, I’m not too happy with Albedo’s, so I’ll likely wind up rewriting that.

I’ll post another update later today, so stick around for that!

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I’ve been having a lot of difficulty finding inspiration to write lately, so I haven’t really been posting.

I am working on a piece (not a request, unfortunately) that might take a little while, because from what I can tell, it’s gonna be a longer piece.

It’s gonna be a headcanon type of thing?

It’s going to be called “Non-Sexual Things That Get the Genshin Guys Horny”, and it’s gonna include all the male playable characters, including Xiao and Scaramouche.

So yeah. That is being written as I’m posting this! I’ll continue to work on this, and I’ll keep you updated on my progress.

Right now I’m at 3 out of 13, however, I’m not too happy with Albedo’s, so I’ll likely wind up rewriting that.

I’ll post another update later today, so stick around for that!

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If you're doing the prompts, 36, 102, and 268 with Simeon please 🤲

Okie, so. A few things.

1) I’ve never actually answered an ask on Tumblr, so if the format is off, I AM SO SORRY.

2) I used the prompts, however, I reworded them to fit my writing style, and also make the story flow better. Hope that’s okay!

3) I did make a reference with the safeword. Kudos to you if you know what it’s from!

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The prompts were

- “Don’t be gentle.”

- “You deserve a reward for being so good today, what would you like it to be?”

- “Even angels can be bad.”

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You were impressed.

Just before school started, you slipped a buttplug into Simeon, and proceeded to spend the entire day flicking through the different intensities.

You’ve been with Simeon for a little over 6 months, and the longer you were together, the more comfortable he got. And the more comfortable Simeon was, the more vocal he became.

So you were shocked when he was able to keep his whimpers and whines at bay.

Well, expect for when Luke was having him try his new scone recipe, and you turned the vibrator to the highest setting, and he let out a loud moan.

Luckily, he was able to blame it on how ‘heavenly’, the scones tasted, so nothing really became of it.

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As soon as classes ended, you practically dragged Simeon to your room in the House of Lamentation.

Pinning him against the door, you grabbed his waist, before leaning in.

“You did so well today, Baby Boy. I think you deserve a reward, no?” you cooed, nipping at his earlobe.

You could feel him nodding rapidly.

“Well, Baby, what do you want your reward to be?”

Simeon responded by mumbling something into your shoulder.

“Gonna have to speak up, Angel. Mommy can’t hear you when you mumble.”

He lifted his head, before repeating what he said.

“I was hoping that maybe we could try out the new outfit you bought me?”

“The maid outfit? With the cat ears?”

Shaking his head, Simeon sighed, before quietly muttering, “Schoolgirl one.”

“Ohhhh.” You said. You had bought two outfits off of Akuzon as part of your 6-month anniversary present. You were both so busy cramming for midterms, that you hadn’t had the chance to use them yet.

“Of course we can. Wanna go grab that from your room while I get things ready in here?”

“Yes, please.”

“Always so polite, Baby.” You said, giving him a kiss on the cheek, before moving towards your bed.

“Anything for you, Mommy.” Said Simeon, blushing.

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10 minutes had passed, and you only had a few minor things to adjust. The only thing missing was Simeon.

A soft knock on the door pulled you from your thoughts.

Speak of the devil. Or, well. Angel, I suppose.

“Come in, Love!”

You could hear quiet shuffling, and the crinkling of a bag, before it went silent.

Turning around, you looked at your boyfriend.

“You wanna go to the bathroom to get changed? I’m just about finished here.”

“Okay.” He said, taking a few steps, before stopping to look at you. “What’s the scene gonna be?”

Pausing, you thought for a minute.

“How about… I’m your professor, and kept you behind because you’re failing my class?”

A small smile spread across Simeon’s face.

“Sounds good to me.”

“Safeword?” You asked.

“Pineapple juice.”

“Okay, now that that’s settled… Go!!” You giggled, pushing him into your bathroom. “I wanna see you in that outfit already!!”

You shut the door, before yelling, “Scene starts when you leave the bathroom, Dollface!”

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A few minutes later, and a bashful Simeon peeked his head around the door.

“Start?” You reaffirmed.

A thumbs up from Simeon, and you were set.

“Well? Aren’t you going to come in?”

His eyes widened a bit. Glancing down at his outfit, he slowly inched his way into the room.

“Today please, Mr. Simeon.” You said, inspecting your nails.

At your words, Simeon moved forward until he stood directly in front of you.

“Do you know why I called you here, Mr. Simeon?”

Simeon gulped, looking at his feet.

“Yes.”

Reaching out and grabbing his chin, you forced him to meet your gaze.

“Yes, Ma’am.” you said.

“Yes… Yes Ma’am.” He stuttered.

“And why did I call you here?”

“Because… Because I’m failing your class…”

“Correct, Mr. Simeon. I’ve looked over your grades, and after that last exam, I’m afraid I am unable to let you pass.”

“But Ma’am!” Simeon cried, “I need to pass! I can’t fail! Oh, please Ma’am, isn’t there any way I can make it up?”

You raked your eyes over him.

God, you really did a nice job picking out his outfit. A red headband, complete with a bow, sat atop his head. A classic white button up, tied like a bra around his chest, leaving his gorgeous stomach on display. A sleek red tie, done messily around his neck. And riding low on his hips was a skirt. Well, calling it a skirt was giving it a bit too much credit, considering it was barely a scrap of fabric, but it still looked stunning nonetheless. And last but not least- thick, white, thigh-high socks, and a pair of black Mary Janes covering his feet.

It seemed he had also done his makeup at some point- eyeliner and black eyeshadow, paired with a bright red lipstick.

Fuck, how you wanted to ruin him.

Simeon shifted anxiously, clearly waiting for a response.

You slowly stood up, grabbing his waist.

“There is one way…”

“I’ll do it! Thank you, Ma’am! Thank you so much for this opportunity!”

“Fuck, you’re so pretty.” You murmured, gazing steadily into his eyes.

“...Ma’am?” Simeon answered timidly, eyes wide.

You pulled his body flush against yours. A quiet gasp rewarded you for your actions, before you swallowed it with your mouth.

Slowly tracing his lips with your tongue, you squeezed his ass. His mouth opened in a moan, giving you the chance to slip your tongue into his mouth. Gently cupping his jaw, you continued kissing him, before finally parting for air.

Simeon was panting, looking up at you, eyes heavily lidded. You could see a few smudges of lipstick in the area around his lips, making you chuckle.

You pulled away to sit on the bed, making him whine.

“You answered 20 questions incorrect on your last exam, Mr. Simeon. You know this sort of thing can’t go without punishment.”

“But Ma’am, I-”

“No buts. I want you over my knee. Now.”

Simeon seemed to hesitate, before slowly laying himself over your lap.

Grabbing the ruler from the bedside table, you spoke.

“Mr. Simeon, you will be receiving 20 strokes; one for each problem you missed. I want you to count them aloud. If you mess up counting in any way, we’ll start over. Am I clear?”

“...Yes Ma’am.” Simeon muttered.

You grabbed a handful of his hair, yanking it until your eyes met his.

“Louder, Mr. Simeon. I can’t hear you.”

You felt his cock twitch where it rested on your thigh, making you smirk.

“Yes Ma’am!” He said loudly, all the while maintaining eye contact.

“Good.” You said, throwing his head back down. “Let’s get started then, shall we?”

Using the ruler, you flipped his skirt up, revealing his ass.

“Oh?” You said. “What’s this?”

Tracing your fingers along the seam, you admired the white lace thong he wore.

“God, what a slut. It’s like you wanted me to punish you.”

Simeon moaned and wiggled his ass in response.

You ran your palm over him a few more times, before switching back to the ruler.

Bringing your arm back, you let the ruler fall onto his right cheek. Hard.

“Ahh!” Simeon squeaked, jolting forwards on your lap, thighs pressed tightly together.

You waited a moment, before grabbing his hair again.

“What did I just fucking tell you, you useless fucking whore?” You seethed.

You could see Simeon running through his memories, trying to find what he did wrong. It was another moment, before horrified realization flashed across his face.

“...You told me to count,” he said, avoiding your gaze.

“Correct. I didn’t think we would be starting over this soon. After all, aren’t angels supposed to be good at taking directions?”

“I…” He said, looking around wildly.

“I guess angels can be bad, too, huh?”

Simeon only whimpered in response.

You went to strike him again, but paused before you swung.

“Remember to count this time, Mr. Simeon.”

And with that, the ruler went flying down onto his left cheek.

“One!” Simeon said, before he peeked up at you.

“You don’t have to be gentle, you know.” He began. “I can take it.”

“Oh really?” You said with a laugh. “You’ll regret saying that, Mr. Simeon.”

You swung again, and again, and again.

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“Thirteen, foURTEEN, FIFTEEN!” Simeon squealed, as you landed three harsh slaps in rapid succession.

Running the ruler over the marks, you spoke.

“Only a few more to go, Mr. Simeon, and then you’ll be done.”

Sighing in relief, Simeon let his head hang briefly.

Your next hit was hard- the hardest yet- and it landed directly on the skin where his ass met his thighs.

“SEVENTEEN!” He cried, biting his lip.

“God, what a dumb little angel you are, Mr. Simeon.” You tutted.

Simeon’s eyes flew open, and his head whipped around to face you. He looked at you in confusion.

“What number comes after fifteen, Mr. Simeon?”

He let out a gasp, before frantically trying to explain.

“Ma’am, it’s. I-”

“You knew the rules, Mr. Simeon. Again. From one.”

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“NINETEEN!”

Simeon was wrecked. Absolutely fucking wrecked.

His ass was a dark red, and covered in welts. His face was pink and blotchy from crying. Eyeliner ran down his cheeks in messy streaks, and there was a huge smear of lipstick on the left side of his face. He was ruined.

But despite everything, his cock laid hot and heavy against your thigh.

Your last hit was a bit lighter than the previous ones, but you made sure to clip his balls in the spank.

“SHIT! OH FUCK. TWENTY. TWENTY TWENTY TWENTY.” he wailed, before cumming all over your lap.

You laughed, grabbing a handful of his ass.

“Did you really just cum from getting spanked?” you said. “You must’ve wanted this pretty damn bad, then.”

You hoisted Simeon up, until he sat straddling your lap. Tilting his chin up, you continued.

“You may have passed the test, but you still have a number of outstanding assignments. And not to mention your horrible attendance.”

He sniffled.

“How can I make it up to you?”

“Well,” you began, “you can start by sucking my strap.”

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Simeon knew he was in for a long night.

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Update

So.

On January 13th, I made a post saying that I was gonna post, and then I dropped off the face of the goddamn planet.

And I wanted to say that I am so freaking sorry!

As I’ve mentioned, I’m 16, so I’m a junior in high-school, but something I haven't mentioned is that I’m also in college? Only part-time, but yeah. I’m trying to go for my Associate’s Degree right now, so I’m kinda busy.

I also have a sleeping disorder that I’m trying to get diagnosed, so that’s also taking up a lot of my time.

So that’s kinda the reason I took an unscheduled break.

I’ll try to at least give a heads-up next time I plan to take some sort of break, so you guys aren’t wondering where I disappeared to.

I’m currently formatting the Simeon fic I wrote, so that should be up in a couple minutes (for real, this time).

After I post that, I have 2 requests I’ll be working on. Once I get started on those, I can give a general timeframe of when they should be finished by.

So yeah! I do have something else that I want to address at some point, but I’d like to try to finish my requests first.

Thank you so much for your patience and support!!

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Okie, so. Just a quick update on the fic I’m writing.

I currently have two requests in my inbox. I’m about to finish one, and then I’ll start on the other.

The Simeon request should be done by the end of the day.

Keep an eye out for a new post!

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I’ve never really been a Simeon simp, but this fic I’m writing got me changing my mind. Like, hot DAMN.

Idk if he’s in character or not (I’m trying my best), but still.

This shit got me feeling some type of way. 🥵🤤

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YOU GUYSSSSS

I didn’t cry, I swear

I didn’t even have to whale, it just happened. What is my luck this week. Next thing I know, I’ll be getting Albedo in Genshin.

This is your hint, Mihoyo. Give me best boy.

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Haikyuu Pillow Humpers - Bokuto

Bokuto does it because he misses you. He’s a really sensitive guy, and he’s even more sensitive around you, so when you leave, maybe on a business trip or something, he’s gonna miss you. A LOT. I feel like of the boys in this mini-series, Bokuto is definitely one of the ones with a higher sex drive, so add that to you being gone? He’s gonna be so pent up; he’ll practically be attached to that pillow.

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After a week of meetings, all you wanted to do was cuddle with your boyfriend and binge the newest season of Attack on Titan. Your trip ended up wrapping up a few days ahead of schedule, so you decided to surprise Bokuto by coming home early.

Leaving your shoes and coat in the hallway, you peeked into the living room.

“Where could he be?” you thought. "Maybe he’s in the kitchen, grabbing a snack?”

It’s with that thought you walk further into the apartment.

Standing in the center of the kitchen, you looked around.

Where is he?

All of a sudden, your ears picked up on the rustling of fabric and faint panting.

Oh God. Please don’t be what I think it is.

Eyes watering, you took a deep breath.

I need to be strong.

The door to the bedroom was left ajar, and you peered inside, only to have your breath catch in your throat.

“Ohhhh fuck Mommy. Feels so good.” Bokuto moaned, thrusting wildly against the pillow he had tucked tightly between his toned thighs.

Wetness pooled between your legs.

“I- Fuckkkk just like that- I’m so close, Mommy, please!”

Tears ran down Bokuto’s cheeks, face flushed and eyes rolled back. His collar was fastened tightly around his neck, and his cock hung heavy between his legs.

You licked your lips when you noticed the white buttplug tail nestled in his ass.

“Mmpf. Oh God. Oh God oh God oh God. It- I- Cumming!!”

With that Bokuto collapsed against the bed, breathing heavily.

“What a pretty show, Puppy.” You said, sauntering into the room, closing the door with a quiet click.

Bokuto’s head whipped around, his eyes wide as saucers.

“Momma?” He whispered.

“I come home, wanting to spend some quality time with my boyfriend, only to find a slutty little puppy humping my pillow.”

Finally reaching the edge of the bed, you pulled Bokuto’s hair until his eyes met yours.

“What a naughty boy.”

“No! No, I’m good! I’m your good boy!” He said, frantically.

“You sure, baby? Because the cum on my pillow says otherwise.”

You stared intently at one another, before Bokuto burst into tears. He flew at you, wrapping his arms tightly around your waist, face buried in your chest.

“I’m sorry, Mommy!! I just missed you!! You were gone for so long, and. And my cock hurt so bad. I tried to hold on, but then I found your pillow. It just smelled so much like you, and then-“ Bokuto cut himself off, speech dissolving into sobs.

“Shhhh. You’re okay. You’re okay. Mommy’s here, Puppy.” You said while laying the both of you on the bed.

“You have nothing to apologize for, Love. Mommy missed you, too.”

“But.” Bokuto sniffed. “You told me not to cum while you were gone!! And I let you down!!!”

“Two things, Baby.” Readjusting so he sat in your lap, facing you, you continued. “One, you technically didn’t break any rules.”

Bokuto cocked his head curiously.

“You came, but I was in the doorway when you did. So technically, you didn’t cum while I was gone.”

A beat, and then Bokuto’s face lit up in the most gorgeous smile you’d ever seen.

“So I..?” He said, hopefully.

“So you didn’t ‘let me down’. Even if you came while I wasn’t here, I still wouldn’t be disappointed. I love you, and nothing you do could ever change that. I’ll always be proud of my beautiful Baby Boy.”

He let out a happy giggle, before pouting once again.

“But I still shouldn’t have cum.”

“Maybe, but that brings us to point number 2. You wanna make it up to me?”

Bokuto nodded his head, bouncing eagerly in your lap.

“Eat Mommy’s pussy?”

You felt his cock twitch where it laid against your thigh.

“Can I??” He asked, already scrambling to pull off your pants.

“Only if you lick the cum off my pillow.”

His head snapped up at that, before his eyes drifted to the soiled pillow on your left.

Letting out a soft whimper, and a quiet, “okay”, he crawled over to the pillow, before sticking out his tongue, and running it through the sticky cum staining the fabric.

“That’s it, Puppy.” You said running your fingers through his hair. Bokuto peered up at you from under his lashes. Moaning at the lust in your eyes, he started lapping more eagerly.

“My sweet little Puppy. So obedient for Mommy. Even if it means being a filthy little cumslut, huh?”

Moaning loader, Bokuto began to rut against the sheets, dick angry and leaking.

Once the pillow was clean, you grabbed the ring on his collar, and pulled him to you.

“Open your mouth.” You commanded.

Bokuto opened his mouth wide, tongue lolling out.

No cum.

“Good Puppy,” You said, scratching at his scalp, before shoving his face into your pussy.

“Now get to work.”

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On a side note: I’m currently formatting the Bokuto ficlet to look more ✨💖aesthetic💖✨

It should be up in around 10 minutes.

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AHHHH YOU GUYS I’M S C R E A M I N G

It was my free 10-pull too, I- 🥺

First time getting a UR+, outside of the free Asmo one. 😭🥰

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Me, listening to femdom porn audios

The gummy bears I’m shoveling into my mouth

The gremlins hiding in my closet

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I wanted to do a headcanons/drabbles post, but I think I’m gonna split it into parts, just so it’s easier to get content out.

First up will be Bokuto!! I’ll be posting that shortly. Might do a Genshin drabble afterwards.

Send me some requests!!!

Pick a character from Haikyuu!, Obey Me!, or Genshin Impact, and send me a number from the list I reblogged, and I’ll write you a short fic for it.

Also, feel free to branch out from that list! That’s just to make things a little easier for me, but if you have a scenario and character in mind, that works, too!!

But yeah. Just send me some thirsts, and I’ll try my best to make your dreams come true. 😜