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Why the fuck are many a level papers leaking? Like bruh, at least last year, only one paper leaked.

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Something written or the new prophecy

got another uquiz in the works (i am definitely not procrastinating all my uni work atm) but i NEED to know your favourite song from the hpcc soundtrack!! thanks xxxxxx

i will go first: paint and memory OR edge of the forest

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Was scrolling through YouTube and I got some YouTube shorts of different drama series recommended to me. And guys, hear me out.

I lowkey want Shawn Murphy and Norman Bates(from the Bates Motel) to somehow meet each other.

Like imagine if Norman turned out to be alive but unconscious so Dylan rushed him to the hospital where Shaun works. It would be pretty cool to see their interactions.

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This is what I always think. CC Harry = Older, more traumatised version of OOTP Harry

Also guys people saying TCC harry would never say that to his son....did u see how he treated Ron and Hermoine in OOTP? My mans has anger issues and that's okay sometimes he just says stuff he doesnt mean, but yeah i defs dont think its out of character

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dear god Albus Potter do you utterly haunt my thoughts

Just… Albus in the cursed child, for as mixed as people seem to be on it… Albus as the certified middle child who doesn’t have the cloak, doesn’t have the map, who doesn’t even have a family name?

Can you imagine little Al (not yet Albus because that’s a name he truly goes by once he has Scorpius) tucking himself into the cracks of the door as he hears his parents talking, hears his dad say it would have been better to know they were having two boys so they could have just called him Sirius

Al, getting teased by his invisible brother, yet seeing so distinctly that his father chose James over him for their family legacy

Al, who grew up on the filtered advice of a distant, out of reach mentor who he could never live up to. Not like James with his fun, his humor, or Lily with her love and her girlhood.

(Albus, who will hear Cedric called the spare and understand far too well what it’s like to be of secondary importance)

Al, who out of all his siblings looks the most like his father, a reflection to every family friend of what harry went through and an eternal reminder to himself and the world that he will always be his father’s legacy (he will look in the mirror for most of his adult life and see his father before he sees himself)

Al, age 11, seeking comfort on the train platform as everything changes around him and getting another lecture about bravery that he doesn’t feel he has

Al becoming Albus on that train, when the boy who would become the most important person in his life actually asks him, asks him what he wants to be called

Albus, under the sorting hat, struggling but thinking about who he wants to be outside of his family’s legacy and getting put in Slytherin for it

Albus, who grew up on war stories and hogwarts hyjinks staying up half his first night because he’s afraid of his peers, but doesn’t want them to know that because he so desperately and conflictingly wants to both fit in and stand out

Albus, who is bad at flying, humiliating himself in front of his peers, because he isn’t harry but isn’t Quidditch player Ginny either… Albus, who all the adults see as Harry’s extension; Albus, who struggles with charms like Lily never will, who can barely make his matchstick silver under the blue eyed portrait in the room, who struggles to parse through the moving and unequal words of wizarding textbooks, who attracts bullies like flies and doesn’t yet have his mother’s hexes to fight back

Albus, struggling to write that first letter home, to tell his parents and little sister that he’s different from them; Albus who doesn’t even get to tell them because James tells them first

Albus, who doesn’t get a green scarf and hat until after the first snow, unable to parse if it’s the color, the fact that he’s the second born, or maybe just that it’s him that made it come later than James’ had

Albus, who goes back home for Christmas and faces his father’s disapproval for befriending a Malfoy, his father’s distrust and attempts to assure his morality for befriending someone harry assumes cruel and antagonistic

Albus, having to hold awkward conversation with Rose and Ron and Hermione, because neither of the kids want their parents to know they’re not talking (they find out eventually, and though they’re nice about it, Albus knows they’ll always put Rose’s feelings first)

Albus, who is suddenly assumed more malicious and problem causing than he ever was before, who suddenly is seen as a prime person to scot the blame off to when things go wrong

Albus, who gets chosen after his sister (“just like her mother!”) during the family quidditch match; who gets meaningful looks from his Uncle Percy; whose Christmas sweaters are no longer red but never green; who suddenly cant seem to talk to his uncle ron anymore, someone who used to understand what it was like to be James’ brother

Albus potter who stradles the line of too Potter for Slytherin and too Slytherin for his family.

Albus Potter, who’s ambition has been squashed out by bullies and disregard and distrust, struggling to find his identity in a house and world that is still in the midst of undoing decades as an indoctrination machine…

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Guys, why don't we do a repeat of last year and make #aromantic as the trending tag during Valentines?

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Question: Why inheritance of color pattern can be described have having multiple alleles

Question much earlier: clearly states that there were 4 alleles

Me: nah the answers too obvious. (proceeds to make a convoluted answer)

Markscheme: gene has 4 alleles

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does it annoy tf out of anyone else that when a character says smthn like: “i’m not in love with [a male character], i was in love with [female character], it took me a while to accept and i’m incredibly scared telling you please don’t tell anyone” people immediately go “ah yes, canon lesbian, i don’t know how u can’t pick up on that”

meanwhile when a character says smthn like: “i’ve tried for years to force myself into a romantic relationship, thought it would ‘fix me’. but i realise now that’s not how it works, a romantic relationship won’t fix me and i honestly don’t think i was attracted to any of the people i tried to date, im going to swear of romantic relationships for life bcz i don’t experience romantic attraction, later guys ily platonically” 99% of the fans go “oh, ok. so they’re probably asexual but it’s definitely up to interpretation. wtf is ‘a romantic’, yeah they’re a romantic; in a romantic relationship with their ‘best friend’ who i ship them with and is basically canon. very homophobic of the author to make them explicitly state that they weren’t into them like that. they must hate gay people despite the rest of the queer characters in here…”

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found this today

Please use these terms correctly. Not doing so will deeply harm the people who actually have experienced trauma, gaslighting, triggers, and people who have NPD.

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Albus 'daddy's boy' potter you will always be famouse to me.

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Ooh yeah, either it'd be this ansgsty fic where everyone fails Albus so he goes down that path.

Or it would be brill to have a crack fic where Albus accidentally becomes a dark lord(even though he had good intentions)

PLEEASEE i yearn for a dark lord!albus severus potter fic

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Damn. The men say that they are smarter and more educated than us, but when a women gets a PhD, said education isn't valid, and she should've been pumping babies.

I'm usually pretty supportive of men and their struggles, but this whole fucking post makes it so hard to sympathise with them. Because it feels like the men brought all the "male loneliness epidemic" and "high suicide rates", etc to themselves. Cuz like. God no, no one's gonna be friends with you if you instantly start sending death and rape threats over a PhD.

She didn't even do anything wrong. She didn't mention anything gender related. She didn't try to rub it anyone's face(which would still valid cuz she got a PhD from CAMBRIDGE which ain't an easy task). She just sent a pic. But all these disgusting dogs get all butthurt over this.

And it's funny that those evil ppl were mostly white, AMERICAN men. Really gives an explanation on why Trump won.

males are having a mass mental breakdown on twitter bc a woman a posted a photo of herself with her PhD

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Lmao. Love this.

Soon maybe Albus will start calling Harry his ex

After Albus and Harry had a fight, and Harry said he sometimes didn’t want Albus as his son, Albus started calling him just Harry for months, and James fully leaned into it, which got on Harry’s nerves even more.

James: Your ex is calling you. Albus: What ex? James: Your ex-dad.

*Harry yelling from the other room: STOP THAT!*

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Your wild guess is correct. Have a cookie! 🍪

But if you do to find the proper explanation: think of the hexagon first and go from there

Good day ppl!

I have a complicated question. A ridiculously complicated question with an answer which was created by a convoluted thought process.

Guess what the answer is. If you get it right, you get a virtual cookie!

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Good day ppl!

I have a complicated question. A ridiculously complicated question with an answer which was created by a convoluted thought process.

Guess what the answer is. If you get it right, you get a virtual cookie!

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THIS!

Both of them are so similar yet so different. And the percentages of the similarities and differences line up to make an explosive combo.

I feel like if Albus and Harry had similar interests, they'd get on like a house on fire. There's no in between.

it's actually mind-bogglingly amazing and hilarious just how similar albus and harry are

obviously, in hpcc, we see them clash a lot, but that's mainly due to differing opinions, interests, talents, values, houses, etc. but personality-wise, they are SO SIMILAR it's insane.

like in hpcc, we see albus as a brooding, angsty, quick-witted, sharp-tounged, clever, fierce teenager.

you know who else is a brooding, angsty, quick-witted, sharp-tounged, clever, fierce teenager?? HARRY!! like ootp harry was going through The Horrors with umbridge, dumbldore being no help, the ministry closing in on them, the order of the phoenix having zero clue what to do, etc etc, and he was taking zero shit.

the main hp fandom also generally dislikes albus. you know who else the hp fandom also disliked? OOTP HARRY!! they didn't like how bitter he was, when he was literally a teenager responding to his shitty circumstances in a teenage fashion!

also I've noticed that artists tend to draw albus and teenage harry with similar clothing. they literally both wear baggy jeans, converses, and oversized hoodies. the only difference is albus is mainly depicted wearing green/grey/black while harry wears red/blue/gold. the only way we can tell them apart is the clothing colors, glasses, and scar!!

ofc harry and albus clash bc they're both literally the same personality types, butting heads at each other. they are, or were once, angsty teenage dirtbags!!

anyways thank you for coming to my ted talk

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in absolute tears about the pride module at my work