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Why isn't "too scary" a good enough reason to never drive a car

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circles, thinking about summer

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observation: among a certain subset of tumblr users, the term “blorbo” has become unchic, but the concept it describes is still important; and so it has been replaced with “The Character”

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which frog are you??

huge thank you to everyone who made a frog! @moralle.bsky.social‬, jns , @illufinch, https://synoic.us, crobinet.com, @twams , @slacky.bsky.social‬, pixelgroover

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I love my leg hair #myleghair

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DAILY AFFIRMATIONS

1. I AM A GOOD LITTLE LAB EXPERIMENT

2. MY SUFFERING IS FOR THE GREATER GOOD

3. THE SCIENTIST THAT EXPERIMENTS ON ME LOVES ME UNCONDITIONALLY

4. I LOVE GOING INTO THE TUBE/JAR/INSERT RELEVANT APPARATUS OF CONTAINMENT

Reblog to share with your friends who are also Scientific specimens🤗🤗🤗🤗🤗🤗🤗🤗🤗🤗🤗🤗🤗🤗🤗🤗🤗🤗🤗🤗🤗🤗🤗🤗🤗🤗

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Being the only bi cis guy amongst almost exclusively trans friends and peers is wild because in theory its like im living in a horny manga where all of a dudes friends turn into hot babes, but in reality they are hunting me like the last bison on the prairie. 5 years ago I mentioned bionicle and one of them asked when I was starting estrogen.

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Do you have an account on TV Tropes?

I do not! I've only edited/added to a TV Tropes page once in my life, all the way back in elementary school (p sure it was something to do with Wreck-It Ralph lmao). I'm just a very prolific lurker/reader ^^

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wait other post cancelled. mutuals. when r ur birthdays.

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i said this was going to happen like four years ago (and then three, and two, etc.) and EVERYONE gave me shit about it. i fucking told you it was going to happen!

the essence of being a leftist is as always people getting mad at you for being correct too early

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bananas ROTAT E

banan a

rotato faster banana

go

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can u fEel it„ b a n an ba ?

yES FEEL TH e SPED

WE HAV REAHCED MXAIMUN VLELOCIPY

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the years have made me weird and strange to talk to. but still i must post